Stephen
@stphnsys.bsky.social
Rust-headed wastrel haunting DC. Decarbonization by day. Musical theatre, X-Men, video games, and faggotry by night (and also by day).
I’m voting for Cynthia Doll for Eleanor Holmes-Norton’s seat
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I’m voting for Cynthia Doll for Eleanor Holmes-Norton’s seat
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everytime I have to throw out old socks or undies i feel like im throwing out literal wads of cash
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
everytime I have to throw out old socks or undies i feel like im throwing out literal wads of cash
I sure do love being woken up at 7am by the world’s loudest construction!!!!
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I sure do love being woken up at 7am by the world’s loudest construction!!!!
Experiencing mayor(-elect) envy
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Experiencing mayor(-elect) envy
Not to be cringe, but live music is healing ✨
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Not to be cringe, but live music is healing ✨
It’s Maeve’s birthday! Tell her she’s beautiful 😠
October 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
It’s Maeve’s birthday! Tell her she’s beautiful 😠
I’m a few episodes behind on MBMBaM. Who the FUCK told Justin McElroy about A New Brain?
October 31, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I’m a few episodes behind on MBMBaM. Who the FUCK told Justin McElroy about A New Brain?
This episode of Dragula is the greatest piece of art I’ve ever seen
October 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
This episode of Dragula is the greatest piece of art I’ve ever seen
Cynthia Doll, you will ALWAYS be famous
October 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Cynthia Doll, you will ALWAYS be famous
Me when I have something to say
October 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Me when I have something to say
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Anyway I say it every week I'll say it again now
Dragula is the best show on TV
Dragula is the best show on TV
October 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Anyway I say it every week I'll say it again now
Dragula is the best show on TV
Dragula is the best show on TV
This started the night as an Alice in Wonderland costume, but the wig and the gloves became a hindrance after a while
October 21, 2025 at 1:08 PM
This started the night as an Alice in Wonderland costume, but the wig and the gloves became a hindrance after a while
How is everyone celebrating Fem Top Fall?
October 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
How is everyone celebrating Fem Top Fall?
Tonight I was introduced to women in STEM (studs, twinks, enbies, and mother)
October 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Tonight I was introduced to women in STEM (studs, twinks, enbies, and mother)
Went to the gym, please clap
October 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Went to the gym, please clap
Looks like it’s time to test this incredibly iconic tweet
October 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Looks like it’s time to test this incredibly iconic tweet
Day off breakfast vibes!
October 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Day off breakfast vibes!
It’s a beautiful day to not watch a gay kickball game (other team didn’t show up)
October 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
It’s a beautiful day to not watch a gay kickball game (other team didn’t show up)
I did my civic duty 🫡 have you?
so there are these two divas that are challenging for their first #1 on the Imaginary Gay Chart next week…
October 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I did my civic duty 🫡 have you?
Shoutout to tiktok for reminding me that Evergreen by Yebba is a top-tier song
October 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Shoutout to tiktok for reminding me that Evergreen by Yebba is a top-tier song
They should invent a workout that doesn’t make you gross and sweaty
September 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
They should invent a workout that doesn’t make you gross and sweaty
I need to freshen up my gym playlist. Anyone have recs?
September 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I need to freshen up my gym playlist. Anyone have recs?