Stuart Stevens 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺
@stuartstevens.co.uk
Public access qualified barrister.
All views are my own.
All views are my own.
Ah. We’re going to share less intelligence with each other. This is going to make the US safer I’m sure.
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Pentagon to offer 'more limited' support to US allies in defence strategy shift — BBC News
The US will also offer “more limited” support to US allies, according to a new national defence strategy document.
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January 24, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Ah. We’re going to share less intelligence with each other. This is going to make the US safer I’m sure.
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Bet he’s gutted.
Trump withdraws Canada's invite to join Board of Peace
Trump did not provide a reason for the decision, which comes after Canada's PM Mark Carney warned of a
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January 23, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Bet he’s gutted.
Nothing says "board of peace" like having two founding members not show up to the signing ceremony because they would be arrested at the airport for war crimes or genocide…
January 22, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Nothing says "board of peace" like having two founding members not show up to the signing ceremony because they would be arrested at the airport for war crimes or genocide…
Right. What do we reckon the next mad distraction from the Epstein files is going to be?
I’m just hoping it’s domestic and he leaves the rest of us alone. I’m sick to death of him.
I’m just hoping it’s domestic and he leaves the rest of us alone. I’m sick to death of him.
January 22, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Right. What do we reckon the next mad distraction from the Epstein files is going to be?
I’m just hoping it’s domestic and he leaves the rest of us alone. I’m sick to death of him.
I’m just hoping it’s domestic and he leaves the rest of us alone. I’m sick to death of him.
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Trump’s America. 🤬
January 22, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Trump’s America. 🤬
Maybe all of us ‘windmill losers’ should stick a bunch of windmills on Greenland and see if he still wants it.
Think creatively people.
Think creatively people.
January 21, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Maybe all of us ‘windmill losers’ should stick a bunch of windmills on Greenland and see if he still wants it.
Think creatively people.
Think creatively people.
Greenland isn’t even that big. If Trump wants it for his legacy someone should really show him an actual scale map of it.
Frame it like a small hands innuendo and there’s a reasonable chance he’ll just move on…
Frame it like a small hands innuendo and there’s a reasonable chance he’ll just move on…
January 21, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Greenland isn’t even that big. If Trump wants it for his legacy someone should really show him an actual scale map of it.
Frame it like a small hands innuendo and there’s a reasonable chance he’ll just move on…
Frame it like a small hands innuendo and there’s a reasonable chance he’ll just move on…
Trumps gone too far this time. Calling us ‘windmill losers’. Fuck that guy.
January 21, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Trumps gone too far this time. Calling us ‘windmill losers’. Fuck that guy.
The UK has approx 10k US personnel and 13 bases here
Why not close the bases and expel them if DJT pursues Greenland?
No trade war/conflict. Just be clear that former allies don’t get military bases here. NATO nations could announce the same.
Surely they’ll close anyway if the US takes Greenland?
Why not close the bases and expel them if DJT pursues Greenland?
No trade war/conflict. Just be clear that former allies don’t get military bases here. NATO nations could announce the same.
Surely they’ll close anyway if the US takes Greenland?
January 20, 2026 at 11:01 AM
The UK has approx 10k US personnel and 13 bases here
Why not close the bases and expel them if DJT pursues Greenland?
No trade war/conflict. Just be clear that former allies don’t get military bases here. NATO nations could announce the same.
Surely they’ll close anyway if the US takes Greenland?
Why not close the bases and expel them if DJT pursues Greenland?
No trade war/conflict. Just be clear that former allies don’t get military bases here. NATO nations could announce the same.
Surely they’ll close anyway if the US takes Greenland?
Ok. I’m not a military strategist and obviously this whole thing is ridiculous but…
Why the f would you consider invading Greenland in January and not the summer? It looks cold and shit now. I just can’t fathom it.
Why the f would you consider invading Greenland in January and not the summer? It looks cold and shit now. I just can’t fathom it.
January 19, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Ok. I’m not a military strategist and obviously this whole thing is ridiculous but…
Why the f would you consider invading Greenland in January and not the summer? It looks cold and shit now. I just can’t fathom it.
Why the f would you consider invading Greenland in January and not the summer? It looks cold and shit now. I just can’t fathom it.
Did you guys know they changed UNO Stacko after 1996?
My world is rocked.
My world is rocked.
January 16, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Did you guys know they changed UNO Stacko after 1996?
My world is rocked.
My world is rocked.
This is hilarious. After all that Infantino FIFA peace prize sucking up and Trump still ruins it.
It’s almost like giving into him is counterproductive.
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It’s almost like giving into him is counterproductive.
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Trump's World Cup could look a little different...
YouTube video by LBC
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January 15, 2026 at 7:52 PM
This is hilarious. After all that Infantino FIFA peace prize sucking up and Trump still ruins it.
It’s almost like giving into him is counterproductive.
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It’s almost like giving into him is counterproductive.
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I’m just trying to understand this.
I thought America’s whole gun obsession was about preventing government tyranny. They now have masked ICE agents shooting them and disappearing people. Why aren’t they shooting back? I mean, thank goodness they aren’t. But why aren’t they?
I thought America’s whole gun obsession was about preventing government tyranny. They now have masked ICE agents shooting them and disappearing people. Why aren’t they shooting back? I mean, thank goodness they aren’t. But why aren’t they?
January 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I’m just trying to understand this.
I thought America’s whole gun obsession was about preventing government tyranny. They now have masked ICE agents shooting them and disappearing people. Why aren’t they shooting back? I mean, thank goodness they aren’t. But why aren’t they?
I thought America’s whole gun obsession was about preventing government tyranny. They now have masked ICE agents shooting them and disappearing people. Why aren’t they shooting back? I mean, thank goodness they aren’t. But why aren’t they?
Washing machine has packed in.
I literally can’t wait for my new WiFi phone app enabled washing machine to arrive next week.
I can’t wait to discover what the point is…
I literally can’t wait for my new WiFi phone app enabled washing machine to arrive next week.
I can’t wait to discover what the point is…
December 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Washing machine has packed in.
I literally can’t wait for my new WiFi phone app enabled washing machine to arrive next week.
I can’t wait to discover what the point is…
I literally can’t wait for my new WiFi phone app enabled washing machine to arrive next week.
I can’t wait to discover what the point is…
When dads are left to look after the children… don’t threaten us with a good time.
November 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
When dads are left to look after the children… don’t threaten us with a good time.
I feel safer already.
At least the 87 year old didn’t hurt the poor police officers arresting him for peacefully holding up a sign.
Imagine a police force bragging about this on Facebook. It should be parody.
At least the 87 year old didn’t hurt the poor police officers arresting him for peacefully holding up a sign.
Imagine a police force bragging about this on Facebook. It should be parody.
November 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I feel safer already.
At least the 87 year old didn’t hurt the poor police officers arresting him for peacefully holding up a sign.
Imagine a police force bragging about this on Facebook. It should be parody.
At least the 87 year old didn’t hurt the poor police officers arresting him for peacefully holding up a sign.
Imagine a police force bragging about this on Facebook. It should be parody.
‘Quiet piggy!’
Genuinely American voters are wild.
Genuinely American voters are wild.
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
‘Quiet piggy!’
Genuinely American voters are wild.
Genuinely American voters are wild.
Sat at an airport waiting for a plane. Airport boarder security strut past all suited and booted.
My three year old watches them pass us and wistfully says ‘I’m going to break the rules.’
My three year old watches them pass us and wistfully says ‘I’m going to break the rules.’
October 28, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Sat at an airport waiting for a plane. Airport boarder security strut past all suited and booted.
My three year old watches them pass us and wistfully says ‘I’m going to break the rules.’
My three year old watches them pass us and wistfully says ‘I’m going to break the rules.’
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Farage: epic grifter
October 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Farage: epic grifter
Adverts in the middle of a film? Bezos is taking the piss. Sort it out Prime.
October 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Adverts in the middle of a film? Bezos is taking the piss. Sort it out Prime.
I’m trying to explain to my three year old what a music record was.
He’s only ever known Spotify or Amazon/Google speakers. The idea of a physical record is alien.
I feel like a caveman trying to explain my trusty pointy stick.
He’s only ever known Spotify or Amazon/Google speakers. The idea of a physical record is alien.
I feel like a caveman trying to explain my trusty pointy stick.
October 27, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I’m trying to explain to my three year old what a music record was.
He’s only ever known Spotify or Amazon/Google speakers. The idea of a physical record is alien.
I feel like a caveman trying to explain my trusty pointy stick.
He’s only ever known Spotify or Amazon/Google speakers. The idea of a physical record is alien.
I feel like a caveman trying to explain my trusty pointy stick.
Starmer wants to allow these animals into Birmingham after they rioted in Amsterdam last year. Their matches in Israel are being called off in the last few weeks because of their ‘serious violence’.
How will the British citizens be compensated when this lot inevitably commit violence in Birmingham?
How will the British citizens be compensated when this lot inevitably commit violence in Birmingham?
October 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Starmer wants to allow these animals into Birmingham after they rioted in Amsterdam last year. Their matches in Israel are being called off in the last few weeks because of their ‘serious violence’.
How will the British citizens be compensated when this lot inevitably commit violence in Birmingham?
How will the British citizens be compensated when this lot inevitably commit violence in Birmingham?
My only real question about “Prince” Andrew after all this coming out is…
…do we think he’s sweating yet?
…do we think he’s sweating yet?
October 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
My only real question about “Prince” Andrew after all this coming out is…
…do we think he’s sweating yet?
…do we think he’s sweating yet?
Last week my three year old said ‘he’s a fat man isn’t he daddy!’ while we were swimming at the gym.
Yesterday he said ‘he’s an old man isn’t he daddy!’ while we were swimming in the same pool.
How long is it before I’m banned from the gym?
Yesterday he said ‘he’s an old man isn’t he daddy!’ while we were swimming in the same pool.
How long is it before I’m banned from the gym?
October 15, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Last week my three year old said ‘he’s a fat man isn’t he daddy!’ while we were swimming at the gym.
Yesterday he said ‘he’s an old man isn’t he daddy!’ while we were swimming in the same pool.
How long is it before I’m banned from the gym?
Yesterday he said ‘he’s an old man isn’t he daddy!’ while we were swimming in the same pool.
How long is it before I’m banned from the gym?