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Looking for more books to read. Editing one of my own. My stories can be found here: • StuartStories.com (for kids) • Writing.com/main/portfolio/view/nomonster (for all) #writingcommunity #booksky 💙📚

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 9h

Mike Johnson: "I know I am protecting a pedophile, but look how much money he is making, and how much he and President Miller are hurting the people of this country."

Oh wait, is that *not* what he just said?

StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 9h

The GoP … protecting a pedophile so he can sell of the US to the highest bidder. Hope your soul was worth the absolute nothing you got for it.

StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 11h

…or at Mara-Lago. Or on Abbott's front lawn.

StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 11h

So, now that MAGA has seen this video, do they realize that Portland is not 'war-torn' and that Noem is a liar?

And that that their little, programmable brains have been taken advantage of?

StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 11h

If they ever give it to Trump, they will soil their brand forever.

It'd be like a chef serving actual dogshit for a month in their restaurant.

And then admitting thay always put dogshit into their food.

StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 12h

Wasn't Argentina the proof that Trump's financial plan was sound?

That didn't last long until they needed socialism.

StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 12h

It'll make more sense if we ever see the kick-back to $TRUMP.

StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 12h

Still, though. Excited for your nephews & nieces.

I really liked Wild Robot & I know I am not going out on a limb with The Iron Giant as another reco.

But if you're looking for the Beatles of non-Disney movies (or the Talking Heads to Disney's Beatles), Miyazaki is it. Nothing else is even close.

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 12h

Didn't know you had kids!

Ponyo was a favorite movie for us, but not our favorite Miyazaki.

We wore them out and then visited Studio Gibli outside Tokyo.

I'm excited for your kids now … being able to watch these movies for the first time. Let me know what's next.

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 12h

MAGA has no actual thoughts in their heads. It's just an open jelly donut where Fox News supplies the jelly every day.

Today's flavor: Anti-Antifa.

Yesterday's: Bad Bunny is unAmerican with Portland war zone sprinkles.

Tomorrow's: Free speech is bad for you.

StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 13h

I am 100% here for … the inflatable frog costume becoming the symbol of resistance to fasicsm.

StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 17h

There are hundreds of 3-year old kids selling heroin on the corner of 111th and State.

Good thing Patel is on the case!

StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 17h

What is the opposite of rose-colored glasses?

They seem to see war zones where they 100% do not exist. And no mockery (frog or chicken costumes, BennyHill music) makes them 'see' the reaility that the only abnormal issues are ICE being evil shitheads.

StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 19h

My Apple news feed yesterday:

"So what if I shot a pastor in the face for peaceful protesting (after macing him.) I still deserve the award."

StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 19h

Just send him an AI video that he won the Noble* prize and he will believe it. That's how this works now.

*mispelled on purpose

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 19h

Let me get this straight.

They know he's a pedophile - and that they're covering up a pedophile ring - but until there is a smoking gun they don't need to do anything about it.

"It's only a crime or an ethics violation when you get caught."

or

"We really don't believe in God."

StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 1d

Your Director of Health and Human Services, everyone!

And some people are actually taking his advice.

StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 1d

It’s all lies. This Admin lies about everything. 100% of the time. A perfect record.

Sometimes we catch it on tape.

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 1d

My Apple news today:

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 1d

These were the two top new items on my iPhone earlier today. Things are simply batshit right now.

Norway braces ro Trump's reaction if he doesn't win a Nobel.

ICE agents shoot Chicago pastor in the head with a pepper ball

StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 1d

I can't see the building through the war zone. Too much fire, broken windows and antifa!

StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 1d

Getting out my stereoscope to watch this.

(I actually have one of these.)

StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 1d

Antifanic panic?

But at least there actually is such a thing as satanists.

StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 1d

He actually believes this. And I think Newsom is right, he doesn’t know what year it is.

StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 1d

It's a trap! And a lie.

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