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Joe

@suboccipital.bsky.social

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Physical therapist and owner in private practice. Watches too much professional wrestling and spends too long making weeknight meals. I hope one day someone will call me “sir” without adding “you’re making a scene.”

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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 17h

As a White Sox fan I’m not familiar with this “superstar” concept but I feel this. The Sox have never signed a player to a $100+ contract. The market only gives fans of five teams a thought they could sign a big free agent. If/when Skubal or Skenes hit free agency I know for sure they won’t be here.

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 2d

I’m jealous of you for not hearing about him.

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 2d

Tellah from Final Fantasy IV yelling “you spoony bard!”

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 4d

And what if Orange actually tries in the match as well. Character growth?

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 7d

They sort of go hand in hand.

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 9d

If there’s ever a time for Blue MAGA to latch onto a wrestling topic, this would be it.

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 10d

And here I thought the superplex on the chairs or Darby crushing his spine was the most painful spot of this match.

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#AEWDynamite

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 10d

I went to a WWE house show many years ago and bought floor seats. The people I shared that space with was like looking into the wrestling upside down. Horrors everywhere.

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 10d

You can put Samoa Joe anywhere on a PPV card and he fits exactly what you need.

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#AEWDynamite

Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 10d

Samoa Joe vs Hangman Adam Page for the AEW World Championship is official at WrestleDream

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 10d

If there is any indication that online is not real life my timeline is absolutely lighting up the crowd chanting.

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#AEWDynamite

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 10d

That’s two weeks in a row with a What chant. Cut that rot out now.

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#AEWDynamite

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 10d

Don’t make me choose between Hangman and Samoa Joe.

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#AEWDynamite

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 10d

Andrade has one of my favorite entrance themes in AEW so that’s a positive.

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#AEWDynamite

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 10d

I watched wrestling from the 91 Survivor Series all the way to 2007 when WWE became unwatchable.

Then AEW scratched the itch I had ignored. Discovered Kenny and Hangman, learned about the wide world of the sport.

Now it’s weekly viewing and I’m glad to enjoy it with you sickos.

#AEWDynamite
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 11d

Oh noooooo
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Wrestlejoy simulator with the upset of the year as Serpentico defeats Nyla Rose

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 12d

My nineteen year old patient today didn’t know that Arnold Schwarzenegger had been the governor of California and thought it was a joke when I said it.

It was a blissful time when that was the most preposterous thing in politics.

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 12d

I mean it can’t go any worse than last time.

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 12d

We really aren’t ever going to get Mass Effect 5, huh.

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 12d

The video game publisher Electronic Arts announced on Monday plans to be taken private in a deal valued at roughly $55 billion by a group of investors that includes Jared Kushner and Saudi Arabia’s sovereign wealth fund. The deal is among the largest buyouts ever.

$55 Billion Deal for Electronic Arts Is Among the Biggest Buyouts Ever

Jared Kushner’s private equity firm and Saudi Arabia’s sovereign fund are among the investors taking the video game giant private.

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 13d

The only block well the Bears managed today. But since this year isn’t about this year you’re happy to get the experience of a tough game and also a W.

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 13d

Never losing again. 🐻⬇️

#Bears

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 13d

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a wooden wall and says `` here we go again '' .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a wooden wall and says `` here we go again '' .

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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 13d

The #WhiteSox finished 2025 with an even 60 wins. For any team finishing 19 wins better than the previous year is a franchise aligning accomplishment. In this case it shows that there’s a huge divide between a bad team and a legendarily bad team.

#MLB

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 13d

Sure am tired of players constantly rehabbing and emerging against the #Bears on a weekly basis.

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 13d

These are definitely two 1-2 teams slap fighting each other right now.

#Bears
#NFL
#Raiders

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 13d

Geez and the Bears just did it also. At least they pulled it off.