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Joyce Carol Throats

@subtlebeast.bsky.social

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 25d

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 20m

Mausoleums
Grapefruit
Babysitter
Triathlons
Cerebellum
Awkwafinas

Help me I'm old

Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 56m

At some point we need to be large and mad together 😆

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 1h

Not far from the truth 😆

Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 1h

9, I am large and been told I always look mad

tutti @tuttigachimuchi.bsky.social · 23h

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 2h

Somehow arms feel good in a place like this

Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 2h

The grunting and the 30 min dedicated to barely doing pull ups is def wild. Like I get you want to feel manly but maybe work up to a plate and start by just working on regular pull ups??

Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 2h

Noodle arm bro has been doing 2 pull-ups at a time for 30 min, 45-lb plate on his belt, screaming like he's dying with each pull up. Who taught these guys to work out bc I have some notes!!!

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 4h

I haven't gotten there yet bc I'm still a fetus but welcome to your 20s! I hear they're the best decade yet!

Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 4h

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 5h

I heard Ariana went on a date with Aaron Taylor Johnson but can't find confirmation but anyway I was bored so I made this

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 16h

Jill Taylor from Home Improvement

Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 21h

She told me it would kill!!

Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 21h

Start here:

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Psychic Sylvia Browne's 5 Biggest FAILS - Epic Cringe

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 21h

Everyone missing the Sylvia Browne joke

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 21h

Fun fact Catherine Denueve's mother Renée Simonot died in 2021, two months shy of her 110th birthday. So Catherine probably has about 28 more years with us

LondonLee @londonlee.bsky.social · 1d

Happy birthday Catherine Deneuve

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 22h

@finesseshot.bsky.social is my topless figure skating coach

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 1d

Lmao my hands after using them for 3 minutes

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 1d

Our babysitter brought it over and scarred me and my sisters for life. But I still collected those puppets!

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 1d

🔥🔥🔥

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 1d

What's the saddest movie of all time, you ask?

Honey the land!!

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 1d

Spending the morning coming off mute to say the dumbest most obvious things bc I'm the least qualified person in this online course so I'm just himbo-ing my way through it

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 1d

Ok goodnight

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 2d

Tit day done

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 2d

(Me at 96 in the nursing home quantum-texting the other holo-residents with a pic of my bed sore)

Chat am I cooked

Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 2d

Like sure let's fuck but I'm gonna be thinking about if I watered my plants

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