Suburban Death March
@suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com
Hi, I'm Jason (he/him)
Middle aged musician dad making very weird music and stickers in the SF East Bay (and playing in a couple of live bands too!).
https://linktr.ee/suburbandeathmarch
ACAB/Punch Nazis/Hail Satan/guillotines for the rich/Free Luigi
Middle aged musician dad making very weird music and stickers in the SF East Bay (and playing in a couple of live bands too!).
https://linktr.ee/suburbandeathmarch
ACAB/Punch Nazis/Hail Satan/guillotines for the rich/Free Luigi
Pinned
Reposting this video clip about my upcoming cassette release for reasons. It drops like a blade on oligarchs’ necks on Bastille Day 7/14! It’s an hour of experimental industrial doom and the soundtrack for Hot Commie Summer!p
#musiciansky #freeluigi
#musiciansky #freeluigi
An oldie but a goodie!
December 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
An oldie but a goodie!
I made a sticker about this!
December 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I made a sticker about this!
BlueSky wrapped but it’s only your worst hornyposting.
Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times your own joke was explained to you
December 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
BlueSky wrapped but it’s only your worst hornyposting.
Is today going to be the day I get my desk and computer set up in the new place? We shall see. Because it’s supposed to go somewhere to the left of the TV. The left of the TV:
December 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Is today going to be the day I get my desk and computer set up in the new place? We shall see. Because it’s supposed to go somewhere to the left of the TV. The left of the TV:
I think little miss Jenny here approves!
December 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I think little miss Jenny here approves!
I’d like to think this was worth a whole day of struggle!
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I’d like to think this was worth a whole day of struggle!
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Well I had no idea that trying to get a new couch into our place would become a full debacle, but here we are and it’s still in a box in the downstairs lobby!
December 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Well I had no idea that trying to get a new couch into our place would become a full debacle, but here we are and it’s still in a box in the downstairs lobby!
They’re talking about the Star Spangled Banner, not the third track on Kid A which is an absolute banger!
Every Danzig-Era Misfits Song Ranked By How Much Better They Are Than the National Anthem
“The Star Spangled Banner” is as timeless as the United States of America itself. But if it’s so revered, why does it contain exactly zero references to extraterrestrial zombies, freshly mangled spina...
thehardtimes.net
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
They’re talking about the Star Spangled Banner, not the third track on Kid A which is an absolute banger!
Oh look, it’s another #bandcampfriday and if you happen to like it weird, then hop on over to my bandcamp to turn on, tune in, and drop out! #musiciansky
Suburban Death March
A solo recording project born in the plague years by a suburban dad in the East Bay. Sometimes heavy and doomy, often proggy, occasionally soundtrack-y or mellow, but always weird.
Suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Oh look, it’s another #bandcampfriday and if you happen to like it weird, then hop on over to my bandcamp to turn on, tune in, and drop out! #musiciansky
Next Friday night, come catch some awesome live music in San Francisco! I’m playing synth in StarStrut and we go on at 9. Our bass player is also in Captain Flapjack. #musiciansky
December 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Next Friday night, come catch some awesome live music in San Francisco! I’m playing synth in StarStrut and we go on at 9. Our bass player is also in Captain Flapjack. #musiciansky
Whoohoo, first practice back with the original band after taking a whole month off to move. I needed that way more than I realized! Learned one brand new song and halfassed through another. And we gig next Friday in SF!
December 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Whoohoo, first practice back with the original band after taking a whole month off to move. I needed that way more than I realized! Learned one brand new song and halfassed through another. And we gig next Friday in SF!
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Now playing on https://untidyradio.com I'm a Star! by Suburban Death March.
December 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Now playing on https://untidyradio.com I'm a Star! by Suburban Death March.
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Why can't the right win without gerrymandering?
Why can't the right uphold free speech when it isn't about them?
Why can't the right mind their own business?
Why is the right the party of Fuck Your Feelings until it's time to joke about that mediocre podcaster who caught one in the neck?
Why can't the right uphold free speech when it isn't about them?
Why can't the right mind their own business?
Why is the right the party of Fuck Your Feelings until it's time to joke about that mediocre podcaster who caught one in the neck?
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Why can't the right win without gerrymandering?
Why can't the right uphold free speech when it isn't about them?
Why can't the right mind their own business?
Why is the right the party of Fuck Your Feelings until it's time to joke about that mediocre podcaster who caught one in the neck?
Why can't the right uphold free speech when it isn't about them?
Why can't the right mind their own business?
Why is the right the party of Fuck Your Feelings until it's time to joke about that mediocre podcaster who caught one in the neck?
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I find your lack of alt text disturbing
December 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I find your lack of alt text disturbing
Ooooh pick me! Pick me!
i am accepting applications for funny dudes who rock to be added to this list btw
December 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Ooooh pick me! Pick me!
Well, we officially got out of the old place yesterday, keys dropped off, trash hauled. The best part is never having to see our upstairs neighbor from hell ever again! She was so bad, I wrote a song about her. Busybody control freak Karen.
Bad Neighbor, by Suburban Death March
track by Suburban Death March
suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Well, we officially got out of the old place yesterday, keys dropped off, trash hauled. The best part is never having to see our upstairs neighbor from hell ever again! She was so bad, I wrote a song about her. Busybody control freak Karen.
Final day to empty out the old place and return the keys. I can do this!
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Final day to empty out the old place and return the keys. I can do this!
I hate moving! Inside is still a chaotic sea of unopened boxes, but damn our patio looks good!
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I hate moving! Inside is still a chaotic sea of unopened boxes, but damn our patio looks good!
I hate moving! Inside is still a chaotic sea of unopened boxes, but damn our patio looks good!
November 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I hate moving! Inside is still a chaotic sea of unopened boxes, but damn our patio looks good!
The bassline of the constitution is being slapped hard right now.
The baseline structure of the constitution cannot survive one large powerful faction of the ruling elites to decide they're done with it
The baseline structure of the US constitution can survive many things. What it cannot survive is the speaker of the house being an omega male who is completely submissive to the president and willing to surrender all of his power. Mike Johnson is genuinely groundbreaking in this regard.
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The bassline of the constitution is being slapped hard right now.
Bunch of jive turkeys holding up traffic, or possibly protesting what happened to a bunch of their cousins yesterday.
November 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Bunch of jive turkeys holding up traffic, or possibly protesting what happened to a bunch of their cousins yesterday.
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I don't actually think we can claim to have a good civilization until we can exist without having to add value
I don’t know who is ready to hear this but people don’t have to add value
Like people should also be allowed to exist for free
Like people should also be allowed to exist for free
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I don't actually think we can claim to have a good civilization until we can exist without having to add value