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Comedy is cruel. Cruelty IS Trump's plan, so I'm just returning the favor. MAGA loves to dish it out, but they can’t take it.

Storyteller. Veterans Advocate. I honor the Oath I took when I joined the Air Force - to protect the Constitution .
Editorial cartoon: Boat strikes

“Friendly fire” from “kill them all” war criminal Hegseth scuttles Navy morale.

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Opinion: Editorial cartoon: Boat strikes — The Dallas Morning News
Editorial | As Dallas mulls future of Fair Park, here’s what it can fix now
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December 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Bar Offering Free Drinks to Customers Helping ICE Moans About Backlash after offering drinks to those snitching on “illegal” migrants.

The Old State Saloon calls itself the “Birthplace of Heterosexual Awesomeness Month.”

Real men don’t snitch.

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Bar Offering Free Drinks to Customers Helping ICE Moans About Backlash — The Daily Beast
Idaho’s Old State Saloon received abusive calls and messages after offering drinks to those snitching on “illegal” migrants.
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December 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
NATIONAL SECURITY
PENTAGON REPORT: HEGSETH RISKED ENDANGERING TROOPS WITH SIGNAL MESSAGES

The inspector general finds that the defense secretary violated his department’s policies.

He’s all about “lethality” - even if it’s from friendly fire.

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Pentagon Report: Hegseth Risked Endangering Troops With Signal Messages — The Atlantic
The inspector general finds that the defense secretary violated his department’s policies.
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December 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Young Republicans chapter plans to host far-right German leader after ‘I love Hitler’ chat.

Who knew ICE has a separate preferred visa category for neo-Nazis.

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Young Republicans chapter plans to host far-right German leader after ‘I love Hitler’ chat — POLITICO
The New York Young Republican Club will host Markus Frohnmaier, an AfD deputy chair, at its annual gala after calling for a ‘new civic order’ in Germany.
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December 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Democrats seek limits on who can serve as immigration judges.

White House wants up to 600 DOD lawyers to be temporary immigration judges and scrapped requirements to have immigration law experience.

How about using a former insurance lawyer who needs a new job?

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Democrats seek limits on who can serve as immigration judges amid mass layoffs — NPR
The legislation comes after the White House authorized up to 600 military lawyers to be temporary immigration judges and scrapped requirements for them to have immigration law experience.
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December 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The twisted reason why Trump is bombing Venezuelan boats

The biggest scandal facing the US military is not that it appears to have committed a lawless strike on defenseless victims, but that it is morally permissible and strategically sound.

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The twisted reason why Trump is bombing Venezuelan boats — Vox
• Donald Trump’s broader aerial campaign against alleged drug-smuggling boats in the Caribbean (almost certainly) violates international law. • Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth have repeatedly called on ...
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December 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Bagley Cartoon:

Caine Mutiny Update

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Bagley Cartoon: Caine Mutiny Update — The Salt Lake Tribune
Check out Pat Bagley's latest cartoon: Caine Mutiny Update
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December 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Gamblers Bet Trump Will Lose His Time Magazine “Person of the Year” Crown to a Nonperson.

Artificial Intelligence has a 46 percent chance of snatching the award. Trump trails in a distant fourth place.

Trump still leads in terms of Artificial Immunity.

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Gamblers Bet Trump Will Lose His Person of the Year Crown to a Nonperson — The Daily Beast
Tom Sanders | Published 12.02.25 10:02AM EST Tom Sanders Published 12.02.25 10:02AM EST Gamblers are convinced that Donald Trump will be dethroned as Time magazine’s “Person of the Year” by a nonhuman...
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December 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Gavin Newsom Trolls Donald Trump’s MRI Scan With His Own Mock “Medical Memo”:

“It was written by a ‘Dr. Dolittle,’ the ‘Chief of Peak Human Performance’.”

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Gavin Newsom Trolls Donald Trump’s MRI Scan With His Own Medical Memo — The Daily Beast
The governor’s mock report compared the aging president to the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
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December 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Trump’s night of 160 posts in less than four hours on Truth Social fuels debate about US president’s stamina.

The headline should read “debate about his mania.”

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Trump’s night of 160 posts on Truth Social fuels debate about US president’s stamina — Guardian US
The 79-year-old president’s social media blitz included conspiracies, attacks on political foes and self-praise
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December 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
DOGE Isn’t Dead. Here’s What Its Operatives Are Doing Now.

Contrary to popular reports, DOGE has “burrowed into the agencies like ticks,” government sources tell WIRED.

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DOGE Isn’t Dead. Here’s What Its Operatives Are Doing Now — WIRED
Contrary to popular reports, DOGE has “burrowed into the agencies like ticks,” government sources tell WIRED.
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December 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
News Wrap: Netanyahu asks Israel’s president for pardon amid corruption trial.

Is Bibi’s lawyer licensed to practice in the US? We have a corrupt politician here for him to represent.

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News Wrap: Netanyahu asks Israel’s president for pardon amid corruption trial
YouTube video by PBS NewsHour
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December 2, 2025 at 8:15 AM
'Not Physically Possible': Jon Stewart Roasts Trump Over Totally Unbelievable Claim that he had no idea which part of his body was examined by. MRI.

“Would you say to the doctor, ‘No, no, no, don’t tell me! I want to find out at my MRI reveal party?’” 

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'Not Physically Possible': Jon Stewart Roasts Trump Over Totally Unbelievable Claim — HuffPost
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December 2, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Trump commutes sentence of former private equity CEO David Gentile, who was convicted of fraud.

How much was the “tariff” Gentile had to pay for his pardon?

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Trump commutes sentence of former private equity CEO David Gentile, who was convicted of fraud — NBC News
Gentile, who was the CEO and co-founder of GPB Capital Holdings, was convicted of wire and security fraud charges brought by the Justice Department under the Biden administration.
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December 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Trump pardons convicted Honduran ex-President who was sentenced last year to 45 years in a U.S. prison for trafficking tons of drugs into the country.

The CIA has arranged safe passage for him on a Venezuelan fishing boat to exile at Mar A Largo.

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Trump’s pardon promise offers yet another life to Honduras’ imprisoned ex-president
Juan Orlando Hernández is in prison for helping drug traffickers to safely move hundreds of tons of cocaine.
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December 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Melania Trump's 2025 Christmas Decorations Have Been Revealed, And They Are...Something.

Brought to you by the woman who once said, "Who gives a **** about the Christmas stuff."

Santa may give her a lump of coal…but it better be “clean” coal, or he may be indicted.

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Melania Trump's 2025 Christmas Decorations Have Been Revealed, And They Are...Something — BuzzFeed
Brought to you by the same woman who once said,
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December 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This week’s cartoons & Sunday Opinion round-up

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Opinion: This week’s cartoons & Sunday Opinion round-up — The Dallas Morning News
Editorial | Americans can’t afford daily life. Trump’s 50-year mortgage won’t help
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December 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Pam Bondi Spilled Epstein Secrets to Random Stranger at Brunch.

Asked when files would be released, Bondi said “There are tens and thousands of videos and it’s all with little kids. So, they have to go through every one [of them].”

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Pam Bondi Spilled Epstein Secrets to Random Stranger at Brunch — The Daily Beast
MAGA provocateur James O’Keefe shared hidden camera footage of the encounter.
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December 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Keystone Kash Earns Humiliating New Nickname From His Own Agents

“He’s the Make-a-Wish director.”

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Keystone Kash Earns Humiliating New Nickname From His Own Agents — The Daily Beast
Kash Patel is racking up nicknames through his tenuous tenure with the FBI.
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December 1, 2025 at 1:37 PM
5 treacherously funny cartoons about seditious behaviour.

Artists take on branches of government, a CAPTCHA test, and more.

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5 treacherously funny cartoons about seditious behaviour — The Week
Artists take on branches of government, a CAPTCHA test, and more
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November 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Tears flowed in S.F. courtroom as immigration judge was fired mid-hearing.

Chen is one of 12 San Francisco immigration court judges who have been fired by the Department of Justice this year, leaving a skeleton staff of just nine judges to handle the workload of 21.

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Tears flowed in S.F. courtroom as immigration judge was fired mid-hearing — San Francisco Chronicle
Shuting Chen was conducting an asylum hearing for a family of three Venezuelan siblings, listening to testimony about how they had fled persecution in their home country, when an email popped up on on...
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November 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Mike Luckovich:

Tiny tootsies

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Mike Luckovich: Tiny tootsies — The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
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November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Gavin Newsom Roasts Donald Trump Like A Turkey In Thanksgiving Troll

A TARIFF THANKSGIVING

TURKEY PRICE UP 24%

GRIM RETAIL SALES

CONSUMER CONFIDENCE SPIRALS

“Happy Thanksgiving to everyone, except the turkey who incited the storming of the dinner table”

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Gavin Newsom Roasts Trump Like A Turkey In Thanksgiving Troll — HuffPost
The California governor's press office used a conservative source to taunt the president.
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November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Georgia prosecutor kills the historic election interference case against Trump and allies.

State prosecutor said the alleged criminal conduct amounted to more of a federal, not state, case.

DOJ will make prosecuting the crimes their top priority…to bury.

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Georgia prosecutor kills the historic racketeering case against Trump and allies | CNN Politics
A Georgia prosecutor on Wednesday officially dropped the historic racketeering case against President Donald Trump and others for attempting to overturn the 2020 presidential election, closing the cha...
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November 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM