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Comedy is cruel. Cruelty IS Trump's plan, so I'm just returning the favor. MAGA loves to dish it out, but they can’t take it.

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“The unprecedented challenge of prosecuting federal agents for killing Renee Good, Alex Pretti”

“If charges are brought, the cases would first focus on whether federal officers have immunity from state prosecution.”

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The unprecedented challenge of prosecuting federal agents for killing Renee Good, Alex Pretti — The Minnesota Star Tribune
Prosecutors, defense and civil attorneys agree it’s a legal situation unlike anything the state has ever seen.
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February 1, 2026 at 5:30 PM
“A Seat on Trump’s “Board of Peace” Costs $1 Billion. Guess Who Gets the Money.”

The membership is paid to the Board. Trump is Board President for life. In 2019 he was fined $2 M for stealing from another charity.

Who says he ignores precedents?

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A Seat on Trump’s “Board of Peace” Costs $1 Billion. Guess Who Gets the Money. — Slate
Jan 28, 2026 | 3:46 PM A scam, a delusion, or both? Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images The big question about President Donald Trump’s Board of Peace—which he formally announced while at the World Economic...
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January 31, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Trump blames his doctors for his failing health.

So did Josef Stalin.

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Trump Blames His Doctors For His Failing Health
YouTube video by Farron Balanced
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January 31, 2026 at 9:59 PM
“FBI raids Atlanta-area elections office amid Trump’s push to relitigate 2020 election”.

Trump doubles down on his Big Lie.

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FBI raids Atlanta-area elections office amid Trump’s push to relitigate 2020 election — POLITICO
The action comes after Trump promised that individuals would be prosecuted “soon” related to the 2020 presidential election.
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January 30, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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“Trump impeachment whistleblower Vindman raises $1.7M in first day of Florida Senate campaign”

What next? Call Vindman back to active duty and court martial him, like Sen. Mark Kelly?

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Trump impeachment whistleblower Vindman raises $1.7M in first day of Florida Senate campaign — POLITICO
The Democratic candidate is vying to challenge GOP Sen. Ashley Moody, who was appointed to the Senate by Gov. Ron DeSantis.
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January 29, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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“President Donald Trump already has a street named after him in Palm Beach — and the airport could be next.”

I remember when Congressional Republicans voted to rename Washington National Airport after Reagan so it would be named “after a President”. George who?

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Florida senators clear Palm Beach airport Trump rename for takeoff — POLITICO
Although Palm Beach County officials have raised some potential logistical hang-ups with the idea, the proposal will be heard next by a state House committee Wednesday.
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January 29, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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“Elon Musk is flexing his political muscle again, including a $10 million investment in the Kentucky Senate race — and the GOP is responding.

Thanks to the feckless Tesla Board of Directors, Musk doesn’t have to worry about losing his day job.

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Elon Musk is flexing his political muscle again — and the GOP is responding — POLITICO
His recent footprint includes a $10 million investment in the Kentucky Senate race and an all-out influence campaign targeting Senate Republicans.
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January 29, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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“Trump’s return supercharges lobbying revenues”

Next: Bari Weiss’ CBS ad revenues will soar as lobbyists spend more on TV spots hyping Trump’s agenda.

Can’t wait for the Super Bowl. Nice way to counter-program the Bad Bunny half time show.

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Trump’s return supercharges lobbying revenues — POLITICO
Firms with ties to the administration reaped windfalls, including one that saw a 350 percent revenue bump.
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January 29, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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Bonkers Scheme to Spring Luigi Mangione From Jail Uncovered

A Minnesota man tried to disguise himself as an FBI agent to free Luigi.

From Minnesota? Is he an ICE agent?

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Bonkers Scheme to Spring Luigi Mangione From Jail Uncovered — The Daily Beast
A Minnesota man tried to disguise himself as an FBI agent to free Luigi.
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January 29, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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Republican Governor Hopeful Accused of Using AI in Violation of State Law.

“Don’t Fear the Mailman" ad in December 2025 shows a letter saying “400 YEAR PROPERTY TAX INCREASE”

Who was the tax assessor 400 years ago in
1625?

Big Lies are “willful hallucinations”.

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Republican Governor Hopeful Accused of Using AI in Violation of State Law — The Daily Beast
Annabella Rosciglione | Published 01.29.26 4:34PM EST Annabella Rosciglione Published 01.29.26 4:34PM EST Tiffany for Wisconsin Wisconsin Republican gubernatorial candidate Tom Tiffany has been accuse...
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January 29, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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“Melania Trump’s New Movie Is a Documentary. It’s Also a Tragedy”

The better story would have been a rom-com. Would love to see their “meet cute.” The script is already written…in the Epstein files.

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Melania Trump’s New Movie Is a Documentary. It’s Also a Tragedy — The Daily Beast
The First Lady probably should have plagiarized the plot of her film from a blockbuster hit.
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January 29, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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House Ethics finds ‘substantial evidence’ of fraud charges against Florida Democrat

Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick has been indicted for siphoning FEMA funds for her campaign, a straw donor scheme and tax fraud.

Trump pardon likely…honor among thieves.

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House Ethics finds 'substantial evidence' of fraud charges against Florida Democrat
Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick has already been indicted for siphoning FEMA funds for her campaign, taking part in a straw donor scheme and tax fraud.
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January 29, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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“Joe Rogan Breaks Silence on Golden Globe Awards Show Snub: ‘I Already Won’

Rogan said he refused to pay the $500 entry fee.”

Next: Nobel Peace Prize and Tae Kwon Do Hall of Fame snubs?

Maybe his u-turn on Trump will get him best podcast award next time.

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Joe Rogan Breaks Silence on Awards Show Snub: ‘I Already Won’ — The Daily Beast
Rogan said he refused to pay the $500 entry fee.
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January 29, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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Apple reports massive increase of iPhone sales in China.

They weren’t actually “sales”.

They were disguised bribes to allow families to free their children from bondage in Apple factories.

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Apple reports massive spike in iPhone revenue, particularly in China — Guardian US
The iPhone maker reported first-quarter earnings after market close
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January 29, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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“LA fire department paid celebrity PR firm $65,000 to shape messaging after Palisades fire”
“This is exactly how we always operate: fast, responsive, and in service to the department’s needs”.

In contrast, Trump “turned on the water” at no cost - a week after the fire.

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LA fire department paid celebrity PR firm $65,000 to shape messaging after Palisades fire — Guardian US
LAFD’s non-profit, which raised large sums after 2025 fires, hired firm amid growing criticism over handling of disaster
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January 29, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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“Critics aghast as White House displays framed photo of Trump with Putin”

Trump inscribed the photo saying “…and may every day be another wonderful secret”

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Critics aghast as White House displays framed photo of Trump with Putin — Guardian US
Lawmaker from Estonia says photo celebrates ‘the greatest war criminal of the 21st century’
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January 29, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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Felon arrested for gun violations while illegally living at US Marine Corp Camp Pendleton.

The fool could have pulled it off if he’d joined ICE. It’s looking for a few good felons.

Oorah!

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Felon arrested for gun violations while illegally living at Camp Pendleton
Officers found two .22 caliber rifles in a room on base housing that had been used for the past year by a felon with four prior convictions in Virginia.
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January 30, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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“The White House expects Panama's Supreme Court to cancel a Panama Canal ports contract operated by a firm with ties to China. .

Why does it matter to Trump? He’s afraid the Chinese will rename it “The Gulf of Beijing” and is jealous they succeed in building a Wall.

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Scoop: Trump expecting favorable Panama Canal ruling to further
The White House expects Panama's Supreme Court on Thursday to cancel a crucial Panama Canal ports contract operated by a firm with ties to China's government, two sources tell Axios.
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January 30, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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ARMY HELICOPTERS BEAT GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR LARGEST HELICOPTER FORMATION IN FLIGHT AT FT. BRAGG, NC

ICE trains anti-immigration tactics for “Operation Charlotte’s Web” at a nearby facility.

Will we be seeing these helos over American cities soon?

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Army Helicopters Beat Guinness World Record for Largest Formation | Army Aviation MagazineArmy Helicopters Beat Guinness World Record for Largest Formation – Army Aviation Magazine
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January 30, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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BREAKING: Justice Dept. releases millions more pages of Jeffrey Epstein records over a month after the deadline set by Congress.
Epstein files live updates: Trump DOJ releases more records over a month after deadline
The Justice Department posted another trove of Epstein files more than two months after Trump signed a bill requiring their release.
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January 30, 2026 at 4:11 PM
“Videos show altercation between Alex Pretti and federal officers 11 days before he was killed”

He kicked the taillight of an ICE car.

The penalty for vandalism is death.

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Videos show altercation between Alex Pretti and federal officers 11 days before he was killed — Guardian US
Three newly discovered videos show the Minneapolis ICU nurse being tackled by federal agents in a prior confrontation
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January 30, 2026 at 4:59 AM
“Dems clinch deal with White House as shutdown looms”that “would separate the fight over ICE funding from the threat of a broader government shutdown.”

Slam dunk. Trump and GOP never renege on a deal.

Sounds like a Dem #DACO

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Last-minute hiccups hit Dems' deal with White House as shutdown looms — Axios
The Senate will have to try again on Friday to pass a funding deal to separate the fight over ICE funding from the threat of a broader government shutdown.
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January 30, 2026 at 4:51 AM
If “Melania” wins an award for Best Documentary, Bezos will have to donate his prize to Trump if he wants more government contracts - or to avoid indictment - for making a criminally stinking film.
January 30, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Trump’s border czar Homan calls for more state jail access in exchange for reducing ICE presence on Minn. streets.

Simple. Surrender yourself and ICE agents for murders. kidnappings - and extortion. Three hots and a cot await all of you. Done.

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Trump's border czar calls for jail access to reduce ICE presence in Minn. streets
Tom Homan links reduced street enforcement to jail cooperation following the deaths of two U.S. citizens in immigration operations
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January 30, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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“ICE agents expected to be deployed for Super Bowl in California. ”

Can’t wait to see ICE arrest Bad Bunny on live TV.

They’ll claim his microphone is a gun.

Betting they’ll cut away from that to show a “Trump Agenda” PSA spot.

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ICE agents expected to be deployed for Super Bowl in California, officials say — Guardian US
Local officials confirmed that ICE will conduct immigration operations during 8 February game in Santa Clara
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January 29, 2026 at 11:09 PM