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Mina Murray @succoria.bsky.social · 1d

My hair is black now and and I threw a Halloween party

Mina Murray @succoria.bsky.social · 7d

Saying “I need to clean my house” creates a situation where the clock moves forward 4 hours and you are learning html.
Last week the same thing happened but I ended up running Cat 6 cables under my floors.

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Mina Murray @succoria.bsky.social · 24d

Waiting for Shazam to pick up what song is playing before realizing I’ve just been recording my Home Screen for three minutes

Mina Murray @succoria.bsky.social · Aug 24

@musicbrainz.org begging you to bring back the musicbrainz g string

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Mina Murray @succoria.bsky.social · Aug 14

Every day I wake up and thank god that I don’t have any musical abilities. In another life I’d have a one man black metal project.

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Mina Murray @succoria.bsky.social · Aug 14

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Mina Murray @succoria.bsky.social · Jul 13

Camera: 2009 Nintendo DSi

Mina Murray @succoria.bsky.social · Jul 7

Men will get kicked out of medical school and start electrocuting a corpse in their garage

Mina Murray @succoria.bsky.social · Jul 1

It has to feel so good to be a server being rebooted after terabytes of shit got copied and pasted and reorganized and installed

Mina Murray @succoria.bsky.social · Jul 1

Car burst into flames when I was going 70 down the highway last week

Mina Murray @succoria.bsky.social · May 30

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I made these

Mina Murray @succoria.bsky.social · May 1

I’m going to delete my Tumblr account if I keep getting Francine Smith AI sexbot ads

Mina Murray @succoria.bsky.social · May 1

I don’t know anything about Hastune Miku but I’d trust her to borrow my car

Mina Murray @succoria.bsky.social · Apr 19

Day 63 of unemployment will have you listening to Fergie

Mina Murray @succoria.bsky.social · Apr 18

I swear I’m the only motherfucker pronouncing “cache” correctly

Mina Murray @succoria.bsky.social · Apr 14

Jack in the Box will see you having an absolutely rotten day and change the creamy avocado lime sauce recipe

Mina Murray @succoria.bsky.social · Apr 12

A lot of you would not be getting cancelled if you spent your spare time digging holes in your front yard looking for worms

Mina Murray @succoria.bsky.social · Apr 5

Holding myself with such confidence at the store that other shoppers think I work here

Mina Murray @succoria.bsky.social · Apr 1

I will never go back to console gaming because I refuse to be tricked into buying Skyrim a 5th time.

Mina Murray @succoria.bsky.social · Mar 25

Went to Autozone and used their point of sales computer to shop on rockauto 👍

Mina Murray @succoria.bsky.social · Mar 25

Going on hikes regularly will have you wanting to go outside and be around people this shit is insane

Mina Murray @succoria.bsky.social · Mar 25

Got recommended a post asking a cinephile group what movies are essential watching and someone said all the Harry Potter movies.
Not only are we cooked we are refrigerated and reheated in a microwave.

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Mina Murray @succoria.bsky.social · Mar 23

Uterus should be an opt-in experience

Mina Murray @succoria.bsky.social · Mar 22

Emailing the weather channel and asking them to please change the weather next weekend so I can play outside

Mina Murray @succoria.bsky.social · Mar 21

I wish a hysterectomy was just a chill and casual thing you could get