The Rural Juror
@suchcorn.bsky.social
Mental health professional 🛋️, animal lover 🐾, horror enthusiast 👻, and idiot 🤷🏼♀️
Why is anyone a fan of Mr. Bean? It’s like the weirdest thing to like. — @pzd.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Why is anyone a fan of Mr. Bean? It’s like the weirdest thing to like. — @pzd.bsky.social
Action movies are like, here is a motley crew of dude and one to two hilariously hot chicks.
December 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Action movies are like, here is a motley crew of dude and one to two hilariously hot chicks.
Santa Santa Santa won’t you come in my chimney. — @pzd.bsky.social
December 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Santa Santa Santa won’t you come in my chimney. — @pzd.bsky.social
Here I am, canceled again. — OH my neighbor.
December 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Here I am, canceled again. — OH my neighbor.
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(Mostly) American Made!!!!!!!
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
(Mostly) American Made!!!!!!!
Routine was made by an IT professional who decided to make a space game.
December 9, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Routine was made by an IT professional who decided to make a space game.
Coffee at 5 because I hate myself apparently.
December 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Coffee at 5 because I hate myself apparently.
Unsure if exposing my child to Robin Hood (1973) will make her a furry or a communist.
December 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Unsure if exposing my child to Robin Hood (1973) will make her a furry or a communist.
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Since becoming a parent I have not, in fact, understood the parents who say “if you were a parent you’d understand” about vaccine hesitancy. Being in charge of this fragile little miracle has me saying things like “give her all the vaccines. Turn this baby into a pincushion” to doctors
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Since becoming a parent I have not, in fact, understood the parents who say “if you were a parent you’d understand” about vaccine hesitancy. Being in charge of this fragile little miracle has me saying things like “give her all the vaccines. Turn this baby into a pincushion” to doctors
Guys, I think this is my favorite food. Caramelized pears with cold burrata cheese?? Get outta here!!!!!!!!!!!
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Guys, I think this is my favorite food. Caramelized pears with cold burrata cheese?? Get outta here!!!!!!!!!!!
If someone gives you time frames when they can meet/talk, don't request a time outside those blocks. Are you insane.
December 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If someone gives you time frames when they can meet/talk, don't request a time outside those blocks. Are you insane.
Daughter is currently obsessed with an animated version of The Very Hungry Caterpillar. She loves food and also bugs so I should have seen this coming.
December 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Daughter is currently obsessed with an animated version of The Very Hungry Caterpillar. She loves food and also bugs so I should have seen this coming.
I love when the blanket stays on.
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I love when the blanket stays on.
Toddler bath time. Half of the bath is for me.
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Toddler bath time. Half of the bath is for me.
Sometimes I just scroll my Letterboxd diary and fidget with my ratings.
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Sometimes I just scroll my Letterboxd diary and fidget with my ratings.
It looks like we have a hit list in our kitchen. (It’s for knife sharpening!!)
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
It looks like we have a hit list in our kitchen. (It’s for knife sharpening!!)
Thank christ a lot of Japanese food is low fat. Stupid medically necessary diet.
November 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Thank christ a lot of Japanese food is low fat. Stupid medically necessary diet.
Forgive me Baja for I have blasted.
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Forgive me Baja for I have blasted.
Burgers bigger than a typical fast food burger are simply too large.
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Burgers bigger than a typical fast food burger are simply too large.
At a warehouse party with spiders. Soon there will be karaoke.
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
At a warehouse party with spiders. Soon there will be karaoke.
Having a 2 year old is fun but just as insane as everyone says.
November 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Having a 2 year old is fun but just as insane as everyone says.