I’ve done it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
😊🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁
😊🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁
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December 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I’ve done it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
😊🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁
😊🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁
Good afternoon everyone.
Just had a call from someone who was calling about buying my Nissan.
Me: I don’t own a Nissan
Him: you do
Me: I don’t, and don’t call me again you cunt
I’m in a rude mood
😆
Just had a call from someone who was calling about buying my Nissan.
Me: I don’t own a Nissan
Him: you do
Me: I don’t, and don’t call me again you cunt
I’m in a rude mood
😆
December 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Good afternoon everyone.
Just had a call from someone who was calling about buying my Nissan.
Me: I don’t own a Nissan
Him: you do
Me: I don’t, and don’t call me again you cunt
I’m in a rude mood
😆
Just had a call from someone who was calling about buying my Nissan.
Me: I don’t own a Nissan
Him: you do
Me: I don’t, and don’t call me again you cunt
I’m in a rude mood
😆
Goodnight everyone.
I may well have done it. Will confirm tomorrow.
I may well have done it. Will confirm tomorrow.
December 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Goodnight everyone.
I may well have done it. Will confirm tomorrow.
I may well have done it. Will confirm tomorrow.
A chap was putting signs out because of closing the road. He was rude to people who had tried to turn into the road.
My turn to ask.
Him: why?
Me: I’m going to cry (with my best smile)
Him: lets me pass
All the other drivers behind me beeping - no pass and the road was closed after me.
😆
#result
My turn to ask.
Him: why?
Me: I’m going to cry (with my best smile)
Him: lets me pass
All the other drivers behind me beeping - no pass and the road was closed after me.
😆
#result
December 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
A chap was putting signs out because of closing the road. He was rude to people who had tried to turn into the road.
My turn to ask.
Him: why?
Me: I’m going to cry (with my best smile)
Him: lets me pass
All the other drivers behind me beeping - no pass and the road was closed after me.
😆
#result
My turn to ask.
Him: why?
Me: I’m going to cry (with my best smile)
Him: lets me pass
All the other drivers behind me beeping - no pass and the road was closed after me.
😆
#result
Good morning everyone. Monday 🙄
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Good morning everyone. Monday 🙄
3 more presents to get. Thank fuck for that.
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December 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
3 more presents to get. Thank fuck for that.
Good afternoon everyone.
Hanging and doing fuck all today.
Hanging and doing fuck all today.
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Good afternoon everyone.
Hanging and doing fuck all today.
Hanging and doing fuck all today.
Is anyone else a little bit drunk? 🥴
December 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Is anyone else a little bit drunk? 🥴
Good morning everyone 😊
Fuck knows why I’m up so early on a Saturday.
Fuck knows why I’m up so early on a Saturday.
December 6, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Good morning everyone 😊
Fuck knows why I’m up so early on a Saturday.
Fuck knows why I’m up so early on a Saturday.
I’m a success story! 😆
I’ve only got 7 more presents to get.
To celebrate this, I’m going to have a drink or two!
🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷
I’ve only got 7 more presents to get.
To celebrate this, I’m going to have a drink or two!
🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷
December 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I’m a success story! 😆
I’ve only got 7 more presents to get.
To celebrate this, I’m going to have a drink or two!
🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷
I’ve only got 7 more presents to get.
To celebrate this, I’m going to have a drink or two!
🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷
Good morning everyone 🥳🥳🥳
December 5, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Good morning everyone 🥳🥳🥳
I have made some progress. 🥳🥳🥳
I have 8 people to buy for. I have taken 2 people off the list.
For 4 people I have purchased all their presents.
For the remaining 4 I have to buy 10 presents.
🎁 🎁🎁
I have 8 people to buy for. I have taken 2 people off the list.
For 4 people I have purchased all their presents.
For the remaining 4 I have to buy 10 presents.
🎁 🎁🎁
December 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I have made some progress. 🥳🥳🥳
I have 8 people to buy for. I have taken 2 people off the list.
For 4 people I have purchased all their presents.
For the remaining 4 I have to buy 10 presents.
🎁 🎁🎁
I have 8 people to buy for. I have taken 2 people off the list.
For 4 people I have purchased all their presents.
For the remaining 4 I have to buy 10 presents.
🎁 🎁🎁
Fucking hell. It’s happened!!! Just had the confirmation.
We have Christmas Jumper day next week in the office. 🙄😩
We have Christmas Jumper day next week in the office. 🙄😩
December 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Fucking hell. It’s happened!!! Just had the confirmation.
We have Christmas Jumper day next week in the office. 🙄😩
We have Christmas Jumper day next week in the office. 🙄😩
Good morning everyone.
😩🙄 I think it’s still too early for this! 😂
😩🙄 I think it’s still too early for this! 😂
December 4, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Good morning everyone.
😩🙄 I think it’s still too early for this! 😂
😩🙄 I think it’s still too early for this! 😂
Funny incident today.
One of my friends sent a WhatsApp message. It was a picture of his dick. I’d seen the message before he could delete it.
He’s not sleazy. We have known each other a long time so I know it wasn’t for me.
I did look and told him.
We are out at weekend. Now what?
One of my friends sent a WhatsApp message. It was a picture of his dick. I’d seen the message before he could delete it.
He’s not sleazy. We have known each other a long time so I know it wasn’t for me.
I did look and told him.
We are out at weekend. Now what?
December 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Funny incident today.
One of my friends sent a WhatsApp message. It was a picture of his dick. I’d seen the message before he could delete it.
He’s not sleazy. We have known each other a long time so I know it wasn’t for me.
I did look and told him.
We are out at weekend. Now what?
One of my friends sent a WhatsApp message. It was a picture of his dick. I’d seen the message before he could delete it.
He’s not sleazy. We have known each other a long time so I know it wasn’t for me.
I did look and told him.
We are out at weekend. Now what?
The new bloke at work called me a nice person. My colleague of 8 years literally laughed out loud.
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The new bloke at work called me a nice person. My colleague of 8 years literally laughed out loud.
Someone just wished me a Merry Christmas! 🙄
December 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Someone just wished me a Merry Christmas! 🙄
Someone at work has bought all their presents and wrapped them too.
Guess who I hate right now with a passion!? 😡
Guess who I hate right now with a passion!? 😡
December 3, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Someone at work has bought all their presents and wrapped them too.
Guess who I hate right now with a passion!? 😡
Guess who I hate right now with a passion!? 😡
Good morning everyone.
Jingle bells is playing in Starbucks.
George and Graham are far too cheery.
And it’s only Wednesday! Urgh.
Jingle bells is playing in Starbucks.
George and Graham are far too cheery.
And it’s only Wednesday! Urgh.
December 3, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Good morning everyone.
Jingle bells is playing in Starbucks.
George and Graham are far too cheery.
And it’s only Wednesday! Urgh.
Jingle bells is playing in Starbucks.
George and Graham are far too cheery.
And it’s only Wednesday! Urgh.
Present update.
5 people bought for. No delivery updates.
4 people will need 10 presents.
10th person still missing.
Holy fucking cunting hell.
5 people bought for. No delivery updates.
4 people will need 10 presents.
10th person still missing.
Holy fucking cunting hell.
December 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Present update.
5 people bought for. No delivery updates.
4 people will need 10 presents.
10th person still missing.
Holy fucking cunting hell.
5 people bought for. No delivery updates.
4 people will need 10 presents.
10th person still missing.
Holy fucking cunting hell.
Conversation on the train (return journey) has now become interesting.
Chantelle has resigned
Jess is lonely
Jackie is a nightmare
Jane is on leave and risk averse
Why do I already dislike Jackie 😬😆
Chantelle has resigned
Jess is lonely
Jackie is a nightmare
Jane is on leave and risk averse
Why do I already dislike Jackie 😬😆
December 2, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Conversation on the train (return journey) has now become interesting.
Chantelle has resigned
Jess is lonely
Jackie is a nightmare
Jane is on leave and risk averse
Why do I already dislike Jackie 😬😆
Chantelle has resigned
Jess is lonely
Jackie is a nightmare
Jane is on leave and risk averse
Why do I already dislike Jackie 😬😆
Good morning everyone 😊
I’m on a train and my Beats are being a wanking bastard 😩
Happy Tuesday
I’m on a train and my Beats are being a wanking bastard 😩
Happy Tuesday
December 2, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Good morning everyone 😊
I’m on a train and my Beats are being a wanking bastard 😩
Happy Tuesday
I’m on a train and my Beats are being a wanking bastard 😩
Happy Tuesday
Christmas shopping update. I have 10 people to buy Christmas presents for.
I’ve got presents for 5! 🥳
The 4 that I have left are tough ones.
I don’t know who the 10th person was.
Just bloody useless 🙄😩😂
I give up!
I’ve got presents for 5! 🥳
The 4 that I have left are tough ones.
I don’t know who the 10th person was.
Just bloody useless 🙄😩😂
I give up!
December 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Christmas shopping update. I have 10 people to buy Christmas presents for.
I’ve got presents for 5! 🥳
The 4 that I have left are tough ones.
I don’t know who the 10th person was.
Just bloody useless 🙄😩😂
I give up!
I’ve got presents for 5! 🥳
The 4 that I have left are tough ones.
I don’t know who the 10th person was.
Just bloody useless 🙄😩😂
I give up!
Good morning everyone 😊
Monday poetry
Monday poetry
December 1, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Good morning everyone 😊
Monday poetry
Monday poetry
I can’t believe it’s December tomorrow.
What fresh shit will it bring!? 😬🙄
What fresh shit will it bring!? 😬🙄
November 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I can’t believe it’s December tomorrow.
What fresh shit will it bring!? 😬🙄
What fresh shit will it bring!? 😬🙄