Sukie
@sukie74.bsky.social
Trying to live my best life
And am a fucking disaster at it
And am a fucking disaster at it
Funny incident today.
One of my friends sent a WhatsApp message. It was a picture of his dick. I’d seen the message before he could delete it.
He’s not sleazy. We have known each other a long time so I know it wasn’t for me.
I did look and told him.
We are out at weekend. Now what?
One of my friends sent a WhatsApp message. It was a picture of his dick. I’d seen the message before he could delete it.
He’s not sleazy. We have known each other a long time so I know it wasn’t for me.
I did look and told him.
We are out at weekend. Now what?
December 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Funny incident today.
One of my friends sent a WhatsApp message. It was a picture of his dick. I’d seen the message before he could delete it.
He’s not sleazy. We have known each other a long time so I know it wasn’t for me.
I did look and told him.
We are out at weekend. Now what?
One of my friends sent a WhatsApp message. It was a picture of his dick. I’d seen the message before he could delete it.
He’s not sleazy. We have known each other a long time so I know it wasn’t for me.
I did look and told him.
We are out at weekend. Now what?
The new bloke at work called me a nice person. My colleague of 8 years literally laughed out loud.
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The new bloke at work called me a nice person. My colleague of 8 years literally laughed out loud.
Someone just wished me a Merry Christmas! 🙄
December 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Someone just wished me a Merry Christmas! 🙄
Someone at work has bought all their presents and wrapped them too.
Guess who I hate right now with a passion!? 😡
Guess who I hate right now with a passion!? 😡
December 3, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Someone at work has bought all their presents and wrapped them too.
Guess who I hate right now with a passion!? 😡
Guess who I hate right now with a passion!? 😡
Good morning everyone.
Jingle bells is playing in Starbucks.
George and Graham are far too cheery.
And it’s only Wednesday! Urgh.
Jingle bells is playing in Starbucks.
George and Graham are far too cheery.
And it’s only Wednesday! Urgh.
December 3, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Good morning everyone.
Jingle bells is playing in Starbucks.
George and Graham are far too cheery.
And it’s only Wednesday! Urgh.
Jingle bells is playing in Starbucks.
George and Graham are far too cheery.
And it’s only Wednesday! Urgh.
Present update.
5 people bought for. No delivery updates.
4 people will need 10 presents.
10th person still missing.
Holy fucking cunting hell.
5 people bought for. No delivery updates.
4 people will need 10 presents.
10th person still missing.
Holy fucking cunting hell.
December 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Present update.
5 people bought for. No delivery updates.
4 people will need 10 presents.
10th person still missing.
Holy fucking cunting hell.
5 people bought for. No delivery updates.
4 people will need 10 presents.
10th person still missing.
Holy fucking cunting hell.
Conversation on the train (return journey) has now become interesting.
Chantelle has resigned
Jess is lonely
Jackie is a nightmare
Jane is on leave and risk averse
Why do I already dislike Jackie 😬😆
Chantelle has resigned
Jess is lonely
Jackie is a nightmare
Jane is on leave and risk averse
Why do I already dislike Jackie 😬😆
December 2, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Conversation on the train (return journey) has now become interesting.
Chantelle has resigned
Jess is lonely
Jackie is a nightmare
Jane is on leave and risk averse
Why do I already dislike Jackie 😬😆
Chantelle has resigned
Jess is lonely
Jackie is a nightmare
Jane is on leave and risk averse
Why do I already dislike Jackie 😬😆
Good morning everyone 😊
I’m on a train and my Beats are being a wanking bastard 😩
Happy Tuesday
I’m on a train and my Beats are being a wanking bastard 😩
Happy Tuesday
December 2, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Good morning everyone 😊
I’m on a train and my Beats are being a wanking bastard 😩
Happy Tuesday
I’m on a train and my Beats are being a wanking bastard 😩
Happy Tuesday
Christmas shopping update. I have 10 people to buy Christmas presents for.
I’ve got presents for 5! 🥳
The 4 that I have left are tough ones.
I don’t know who the 10th person was.
Just bloody useless 🙄😩😂
I give up!
I’ve got presents for 5! 🥳
The 4 that I have left are tough ones.
I don’t know who the 10th person was.
Just bloody useless 🙄😩😂
I give up!
December 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Christmas shopping update. I have 10 people to buy Christmas presents for.
I’ve got presents for 5! 🥳
The 4 that I have left are tough ones.
I don’t know who the 10th person was.
Just bloody useless 🙄😩😂
I give up!
I’ve got presents for 5! 🥳
The 4 that I have left are tough ones.
I don’t know who the 10th person was.
Just bloody useless 🙄😩😂
I give up!
Good morning everyone 😊
Monday poetry
Monday poetry
December 1, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Good morning everyone 😊
Monday poetry
Monday poetry
I can’t believe it’s December tomorrow.
What fresh shit will it bring!? 😬🙄
What fresh shit will it bring!? 😬🙄
November 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I can’t believe it’s December tomorrow.
What fresh shit will it bring!? 😬🙄
What fresh shit will it bring!? 😬🙄
I’m made some progress 🥳🥳🥳
I’ve done a list. I have 9 presents to buy.
I’ve done a list. I have 9 presents to buy.
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I’m made some progress 🥳🥳🥳
I’ve done a list. I have 9 presents to buy.
I’ve done a list. I have 9 presents to buy.
I’m not going out tonight.
I’m so boring. 🥱
I’m so boring. 🥱
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I’m not going out tonight.
I’m so boring. 🥱
I’m so boring. 🥱
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Oh btw I ate marmite yesterday for the first time in my life and I didn’t like it but I didn’t dislike it either but I definitely didn’t like it. And I’m not sure I could kiss someone who ate marmite.
November 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Oh btw I ate marmite yesterday for the first time in my life and I didn’t like it but I didn’t dislike it either but I definitely didn’t like it. And I’m not sure I could kiss someone who ate marmite.
Someone just sent me a text message
Hey thinking of you..
The number is not in my contacts
I’ve just replied
Thinking of you..
I ain’t got a fucking clue who it is 🤣😂😂
Hey thinking of you..
The number is not in my contacts
I’ve just replied
Thinking of you..
I ain’t got a fucking clue who it is 🤣😂😂
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Someone just sent me a text message
Hey thinking of you..
The number is not in my contacts
I’ve just replied
Thinking of you..
I ain’t got a fucking clue who it is 🤣😂😂
Hey thinking of you..
The number is not in my contacts
I’ve just replied
Thinking of you..
I ain’t got a fucking clue who it is 🤣😂😂
I went to the pub
Didn’t have any alcohol
Had a lemonade
And went home
Didn’t have any alcohol
Had a lemonade
And went home
November 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I went to the pub
Didn’t have any alcohol
Had a lemonade
And went home
Didn’t have any alcohol
Had a lemonade
And went home
Another day, no Christmas shopping.
I went to the shops, ended up in the pub.
I went to the shops, ended up in the pub.
November 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Another day, no Christmas shopping.
I went to the shops, ended up in the pub.
I went to the shops, ended up in the pub.
Still no Christmas shopping. At this rate I may have to skip it this year.
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Still no Christmas shopping. At this rate I may have to skip it this year.
I haven’t done any Christmas shopping.
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I haven’t done any Christmas shopping.
Damn it! I should be in East London!!
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Damn it! I should be in East London!!
I thought it was Wednesday
It’s Thursday
Fucking hell
And it’s freezing tits cold 🥶
It’s Thursday
Fucking hell
And it’s freezing tits cold 🥶
November 20, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I thought it was Wednesday
It’s Thursday
Fucking hell
And it’s freezing tits cold 🥶
It’s Thursday
Fucking hell
And it’s freezing tits cold 🥶
I missed this! Happy International Men’s Day, (obviously specially Tom Hardy) 😉
November 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I missed this! Happy International Men’s Day, (obviously specially Tom Hardy) 😉