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> overtime solo dev, and shit poster
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thank you chatgpt
whys it so hard to get a job in this economy, i only hung out with a few pedophiles and im a felon but damn

oh wait i became president of america
November 9, 2025 at 5:59 AM
i keep losing all my bills and im running out of hundreds to do cocaine with
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
its a tale as old as time, sitting around drinking beer and complaining about immigrants stealing your jobs, but this time around its tech workers
October 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
hmm pretty weird, which is hitlers amber room and which is the new whitehouse ballroom? 🤔
October 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
i might put some bad shit into prod, but atleast it’ll never be as bad as sigs p320
October 22, 2025 at 5:59 AM
we will never go into a recession and the market will never crash, its pretty simple, its just too big to fail, cuz the bigger things are, the softer the landing cuz government bailouts
October 14, 2025 at 7:17 AM
who was peddling that crap that roosters only crow in the morning, they crow all the time for literally no reason all day long, they just happen to also crow in the morning cuz thats when they wake up
October 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
jesus christ, the new 4cyl c63 amg what a joke

the 6L V8 is what everyone wanted how hard is that to understand
September 18, 2025 at 6:06 AM
first things i do when i get a mac:
1. swap command and control keys
2. invert trackpad

am i normal?
August 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
easiest way to reach $1m ARR is by asking your parents for a small loan of a million dollars every year
August 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
oh god oh god, i feel this sudden compulsive urge to turn my collection of tiny scripts into a new GUI that nobody asked for but would be cool to have
August 16, 2025 at 10:13 AM
$8k MRR is chump change, shouldve focused on one product, ditched the multiple suppliers, and been pushing a quarter brick a month
August 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
what on earth
August 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
> “yeah i only have a competitive sporting rifle”

the sporting rifle:
August 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
fuck the AR platform, ive dumped tons of money into my setup and i dont even trust it will go bang twice AKA gpt-5

claude sonnet is akin to the AK platform, might not be SOTA anymore but its reliable and just works
August 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
and i thought i was just a messy engineer 😭😂
August 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
once i get a robot i will install chatgpt into it, and force it to make rock pouches out of squirrel hides
August 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
no wonder anime fans are so rabid, u get 20m episodes per week, a new season in a year if lucky

its tough out there fr
August 8, 2025 at 6:44 AM
how about true power gets me a beer
August 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
why must life be like this
August 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
i need to get rum, somehow it always gets drank before its used for cocktails
August 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
cloudy days are the worst, i cant tell the time by looking outside so i end up waking up at 1 😭
July 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Introducing: Pulsar-L
YouTube video by Anduril Industries
youtu.be
July 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
just gonna drop these kids off at my buddy jefferys
July 18, 2025 at 6:09 AM