Sullivan the Monster
@sullivanmonster.bsky.social
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A Monster bartender in Chicago that plays Magic: the Gathering and makes TikToks (100k+) https://www.tiktok.com/@sullivanmonstermtg
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sullivanmonster.bsky.social
I dunno. Did you see The Matrix Revolutions?
sullivanmonster.bsky.social
Same thing happened with me, but I was at the “Secret Eclair” bakery downtown. Totally wrong line.
sullivanmonster.bsky.social
If you had trouble getting a secret lair today, I’d appreciate it if you comment with what happened. I’ll be compiling these talking about it in a TikTok later.
sullivanmonster.bsky.social
How awful are the “mutate” and “ninjutsu” mechanics if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles set has neither?
sullivanmonster.bsky.social
You would think the requirement for a full UB set would be that the IP has some minimal form of “magic” in it.
sullivanmonster.bsky.social
That’s what most people believe
sullivanmonster.bsky.social
Turtle kindred? Way more ninjitsu?
sullivanmonster.bsky.social
It’s nice that they extra protected it by putting a useless Authority of the Consuls in front of it.
sullivanmonster.bsky.social
A good Universes Beyond IP cannot save a poorly designed set. TMNT better play more like Final Fantasy and less like Spider-Man.
sullivanmonster.bsky.social
Today I executed plenary authority over the entire box of office donuts.
sullivanmonster.bsky.social
I’m going to need some MTG cosplayer to do a skit as Pam Bondi reading notes attacking other players Commanders. Any suggestions?
denisedwheeler.bsky.social
Reuters photographer Jonathan Ernst noticed that Bondi flipped open a file during the Senate hearing and he zoomed in.

Inside were her crib notes for attacking the senators.

The GOP now practicing Cliff's Notes Fascism

In other words, under oath Bondi was purely a performance.
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sullivanmonster.bsky.social
In an attempt to coming traditional Jewish American faire and classic Asian, I threw some leftover pastrami into my stovetop ramen.

It was better than expected.

(Pastrami provided by Max’s deli in Skokie)
sullivanmonster.bsky.social
Spider-Man super cheap at Micro Center! Look at these prices. 👀
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jesterkingdom.bsky.social
One of my favorite moments was meeting and getting a signature from @sullivanmonster.bsky.social

Sully is a lot taller in person then I realized! Used my head as a table to sign my Autograph Book!
Totally happened, trust me. 😂
Sullivan the Monster over the shoulder of Party Jace.
sullivanmonster.bsky.social
So people that started in the last two years, more or less
sullivanmonster.bsky.social
Do you mean that they started then or that they existed before, but survived it?
sullivanmonster.bsky.social
I only knew because @the-elder-dingus.bsky.social got up from our chaos draft and said it was time to do it.
sullivanmonster.bsky.social
If you saw a guest that you really liked at MagicCon, or did an event that you really liked, be sure to put that in the email survey when you get it.

Positive comments (I assume) help to bring those events and guests (like yours truly) back at future events.
sullivanmonster.bsky.social
Sure! But you two have to ask people if you can bite them on your own! I can’t be everywhere 😜