weaver of violet strands
@sumirewitch.bsky.social
shall we meet again in that field of lycoris?
Pinned
i need the hrt that turns me into a spider girl so i can bind adorable girls in my webs, pin them down with multiple arms, and watch them succumb to toxins while i run my fingers through their hair and call them a good girl in the last moments before their consciousness fades
gen alphas 50-60 years from now celebrating their 67's birthday causing their grandkids lethal dosages of cringe which gets directly posted to their MuskVision™️ 4D augmented reality social media service directly via the neuralink they got implanted at birth
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 AM
gen alphas 50-60 years from now celebrating their 67's birthday causing their grandkids lethal dosages of cringe which gets directly posted to their MuskVision™️ 4D augmented reality social media service directly via the neuralink they got implanted at birth
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if any of you are porno folks here's my suggestion to make a little extra scratch: sell your porno videos, but then offer a "deluxe edition" for $4 more which is just the porno video and the soundtrack (mp3 of the song playing)
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 AM
if any of you are porno folks here's my suggestion to make a little extra scratch: sell your porno videos, but then offer a "deluxe edition" for $4 more which is just the porno video and the soundtrack (mp3 of the song playing)
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The only natural transformation that matters
November 13, 2024 at 3:23 PM
The only natural transformation that matters
my wife: 'i have made a grievous error of judgement'
me: 'like the general?'
me: 'like the general?'
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
my wife: 'i have made a grievous error of judgement'
me: 'like the general?'
me: 'like the general?'
bunnies are perfect creatures born without original sin that make it their life's work to cram as much sin into their life as they can to make up for lost time
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
bunnies are perfect creatures born without original sin that make it their life's work to cram as much sin into their life as they can to make up for lost time
*tres* leches? god damn i was happy enough with just one leche
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
*tres* leches? god damn i was happy enough with just one leche
mighty morphine power rangers
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
mighty morphine power rangers
i just realized that the reason im always surprised when i can actually understand a modest amount of japanese is probably because despite having awareness of the memory of learning japanese im increasingly coming to believe that *I* didn't do that learning
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
i just realized that the reason im always surprised when i can actually understand a modest amount of japanese is probably because despite having awareness of the memory of learning japanese im increasingly coming to believe that *I* didn't do that learning
this rewired my brain and i am now hetalia style shipping the US and russia as a pair of yandere blorbos that make out nasty style when they think nobody can see and despite the fact that everyone knows they are fucking they get shocked every time someone knows
I don’t think Russia or the US hold any existential threat to each other because they ARE friends. BPD Best Friends, and to truly lose the other would be devastating.
The only real threat present is the threat their relationship has on every other entity caught up in the wake of their codependency
The only real threat present is the threat their relationship has on every other entity caught up in the wake of their codependency
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
this rewired my brain and i am now hetalia style shipping the US and russia as a pair of yandere blorbos that make out nasty style when they think nobody can see and despite the fact that everyone knows they are fucking they get shocked every time someone knows
please i need her @ i need her to tell me about carpenter bees i need beegirl please beegirl save me i want to know more about bees tell me about bees pretty please 🥺
November 24, 2025 at 11:42 AM
please i need her @ i need her to tell me about carpenter bees i need beegirl please beegirl save me i want to know more about bees tell me about bees pretty please 🥺
every time i can feel the tendons in my body strain when I but even the slightest bit of stress into them it gives me doll/robot dysphoria GET THESE LIMBS OFF ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
every time i can feel the tendons in my body strain when I but even the slightest bit of stress into them it gives me doll/robot dysphoria GET THESE LIMBS OFF ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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RIP to Udo Kier! What a cool actor, and he made to 81 too! He’s mind-controlling Soviet dinosaurs in heaven now 😢
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 AM
RIP to Udo Kier! What a cool actor, and he made to 81 too! He’s mind-controlling Soviet dinosaurs in heaven now 😢
i feel like my life is structured like the lonely island dear sister skit but every time the one being shot is me in increasingly comedic ways like a clown car of catastrophes raining an endless deluge unto my big chungus life
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
i feel like my life is structured like the lonely island dear sister skit but every time the one being shot is me in increasingly comedic ways like a clown car of catastrophes raining an endless deluge unto my big chungus life
top knot? i sure hope they do
November 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
top knot? i sure hope they do
why they fuck cant they splice some artificial nerves into stuff so you can get artificial animal ears that you can actually feel being touched? bonus points if the sensitivity is adjustable outside of sensible parameters
November 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
why they fuck cant they splice some artificial nerves into stuff so you can get artificial animal ears that you can actually feel being touched? bonus points if the sensitivity is adjustable outside of sensible parameters
why are millenials always so weird about pluto being demoted from planet status like 1: theres like 8 planets but pluto is now a new cool thing and 2: the solar system cuck chair is actually really comfy and pluto is happy not being involved while still having a great view of uranus
November 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
why are millenials always so weird about pluto being demoted from planet status like 1: theres like 8 planets but pluto is now a new cool thing and 2: the solar system cuck chair is actually really comfy and pluto is happy not being involved while still having a great view of uranus
save me anthropologie snail orb decorative object
give your blessings unto me anthropologie snail orb decorative object
grant me the sight true so that i may deliver divine judgement unerring unto my foes anthropologie snail orb decorative object
give your blessings unto me anthropologie snail orb decorative object
grant me the sight true so that i may deliver divine judgement unerring unto my foes anthropologie snail orb decorative object
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
save me anthropologie snail orb decorative object
give your blessings unto me anthropologie snail orb decorative object
grant me the sight true so that i may deliver divine judgement unerring unto my foes anthropologie snail orb decorative object
give your blessings unto me anthropologie snail orb decorative object
grant me the sight true so that i may deliver divine judgement unerring unto my foes anthropologie snail orb decorative object
i should be sleep deprived more often i actually feel great is there any way to get the sleep deprivation mindset without the headaches and sluggishness? this isnt even a bit
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
i should be sleep deprived more often i actually feel great is there any way to get the sleep deprivation mindset without the headaches and sluggishness? this isnt even a bit
sex is the thing where you rip out cables one by one and watch her systems increasingly malfunction until she shuts down
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
sex is the thing where you rip out cables one by one and watch her systems increasingly malfunction until she shuts down
sleep deprivation posting is wild whatever bitch is in the driver's seat right now is having a time
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
sleep deprivation posting is wild whatever bitch is in the driver's seat right now is having a time
if you [steps of a recipe] then you will get [the thing the recipe makes] drives me fucking INSANE i hate this stupid trend just fucking say 'oh heres a recipe for [tantalizing description of food followed by the steps of the recipe]' im gonna kill someone at this rate
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
if you [steps of a recipe] then you will get [the thing the recipe makes] drives me fucking INSANE i hate this stupid trend just fucking say 'oh heres a recipe for [tantalizing description of food followed by the steps of the recipe]' im gonna kill someone at this rate
i bet cleaning the inside of a ball joint with a qtip feels really good for the doll
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
i bet cleaning the inside of a ball joint with a qtip feels really good for the doll
cook the turkey 😊
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
cook the turkey 😊
girl who does light hearted denial play for an extended period of time with her partner, figuring out exactly how much pleasure she can take before pushing her over the edge.
girl who then uses all of that information to ruthlessly deny her partner from then on.
girl who then uses all of that information to ruthlessly deny her partner from then on.
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
girl who does light hearted denial play for an extended period of time with her partner, figuring out exactly how much pleasure she can take before pushing her over the edge.
girl who then uses all of that information to ruthlessly deny her partner from then on.
girl who then uses all of that information to ruthlessly deny her partner from then on.
its actually so transphobic that i can't just replace my limbs with high tech limbs with none of the downsides of current prosthetics that are customizable and modular in both form and function
November 23, 2025 at 9:40 AM
its actually so transphobic that i can't just replace my limbs with high tech limbs with none of the downsides of current prosthetics that are customizable and modular in both form and function