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"Ally" is an appellation that is earned/bestowed upon you by the group you claim to be supporting. IT IS NOT A TITLE YOU GET TO CLAIM FOR YOURSELF! "I am not so much an 'Ally' as I am an 'unindicted coconspirator'! NO DMs, gets an instablock

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surlyone he/him don't assume I am straight OR white @surlyone.bsky.social · Nov 18

I am SHOCKED, SHOCKED I TELL YOU , that anybody would ever buy this button.

IT IS HORRIBLE!

I can't believe that they would make such a thing and post it for sale on eBay!

WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO WHEN WE NORMALIZE THIS KIND OF VIOLENT ICONOGRAPHY ?!?

www.ebay.com/itm/33353093...

FOLLOW YOUR LEADER 25MM BADGE HITLER PIN ANTIFACIST BLACK LIVES MATTER | eBay

They are hand produced using quality UK manufactured components and the designs are printed on a laser printer.

www.ebay.com

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surlyone he/him don't assume I am straight OR white @surlyone.bsky.social · 17d

"But I came here for an argument!" -Monty Python.

No, I TOTALLY get it. Sigle word responses like "Wrong" or "liars" really fucking piss me off.

We need a better class of troll, ideally ones who understand punctuation, and are coherent.

But if they were ACTUALLY coherent, they'd not be MAGAts

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The Amazing Prizzini @amazingprizzini.bsky.social · 17d

They are claiming that a woman with a gun who they shot they just…let drive away to a hospital?

a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' .

ALT: a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' .

media.tenor.com

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18d

also, in keeping with Vance’s view of american identity, only white people are fully American with the right to critique or dissent. nonwhites must show proper gratitude (supporting Trump or marrying JD Vance) before they can speak critically of the country (in approved ways, of course)

Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 18d

Weaponized gratitude is a key tool in the abuser's toolkit. The goal is to convince the victim that they owe the abuser so much, they should feel guilty for wanting to complain.

Tweet from the VP:
Joy Reid has had such a good life in this country. It's been
overwhelmingly kind and gracious to her. She is far wealthier than most.
Yet she oozes with contempt.
My honest, non-trolling advice to Joy Reid is that you'd be a much
happier person if you showed a little gratitude

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Linda @luvgoldnz.bsky.social · 19d

My Canadians again...They just get it! 🇨🇦💙

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surlyone he/him don't assume I am straight OR white @surlyone.bsky.social · 20d

Vance holds up two fingers with a small gap between them while Johnson smiles wistfully.

Caption “ Vance is describing the size while Johnson is remembering the taste”

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surlyone he/him don't assume I am straight OR white @surlyone.bsky.social · Sep 21

I will not leave them alone so they can retreat and come back to hurt my grandchildren.

They must be defeated in such a way that they will never be a threat again.

surlyone he/him don't assume I am straight OR white @surlyone.bsky.social · Sep 21

I used to think as you did… but the last decade has proven to me that there is no peace possible.

They WILL NOT let us live ( peacefully or otherwise ).

MAGAtry must be eliminated, and if we must have tribunals and public executions to effectuate that I will take my turn tying the nooses.

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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · Sep 9

Me: With an autosomal dominant trait, everyone who has the trait inherited it from a parent with that trait.

Student: I have this condition which is listed as autosomal dominant. But neither of my parents have it. How does that work?

Me:

Sock puppet meme where the puppet looks back and forth without opening its mouth.

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Count Chuckula 🧛🏻‍♂️ (AH AH AH AH!) @sazeracla.bsky.social · Sep 10

I have individual song m4p files that are larger than 50MB!

Count Chuckula 🧛🏻‍♂️ (AH AH AH AH!) @sazeracla.bsky.social · Sep 10

Fun fact: the first external hard drive I ever bought was for my Amiga 500. It was 50MB. I thought, “My gods, I will never need so much disk space in my entire life.“

Today I took delivery of a Seagate 24TB hard drive.

Count Chuckula 🧛🏻‍♂️ (AH AH AH AH!) @sazeracla.bsky.social · Sep 10

age verification:
Commodore 64
Amiga 500

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · Sep 8

"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"

A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.

Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.

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Adam Isacson @adamisacson.com · Sep 2

Here's the video Trump just posted to Truth Social, with the claim that 11 people aboard the boat were killed.

There is zero evidence of self-defense here. Looks like a massacre of civilians at sea.

Even if they had drugs aboard, that's not a capital offense.

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Angel @fireface972.bsky.social · Aug 31

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Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · Aug 31

Federal agents in DC have been starting dangerous car cases for small stuff like tinted windows. The chases violate DC police policy.

Out of 10 cases, six ended in a crash. One car had a minor in back.

www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

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Peter Sterne @petersterne.com · Aug 31

Jesus fucking christ. The Trump administration tried to send a bunch of children to Guatemala at 3 am and justified it by saying that the kids just wanted to return to their parents in Guatemala, but the kids actually told the court that they are afraid of being sent back to Guatemala.

Tweet from Joshua J. Friedman:

Plaintiffs: No. Possible some children might be in that situation, but everything we could find on short notice is children not in this situation.

Judge: Mr. Ensign you saying that *all* these children have parents who are requesting their return to Guatemala?

DOJ: That's what I've been told

Tweet from Joshua J. Friedman:

Judge: During recess, I read provision you cited and then the complaint. Every one of 10 named plaintiffs says they are *afraid* of being sent back to Guatemala. (Reads aloud from declarations.) Doesn't line up with what govt is saying. This is why we have courts.

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Kate Elliott @kateelliottsff.bsky.social · Aug 31

The cruelty and arrogance of the Trump regime is staggering.
Thanks to Anna Bower for this crucial coverage.

Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · Aug 31

DEVELOPING: Advocates are seeking a court order to block the Trump administration’s effort to deport hundreds of unaccompanied minor children to Guatemala.

Judge abruptly moved 3 pm hearing up to 12:30 after she was notified that some children “are in the process of being removed" today.

MINUTE ORDER: The Court received notification that putative class members are in the process of being removed from the United States. The hearing previously set for August 31, 2025, at 3:00 p.m. in Courtroom 14 has been rescheduled to August 31, 2025, at 12:30 p.m. in Courtroom 14 before Judge Sparkle L. Sooknanan. Zoom information will be emailed to the parties. Signed
by Judge Sparkle L. Sooknanan on 8/31/2025. (Icak) (Entered: 08/31/2025)

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surlyone he/him don't assume I am straight OR white @surlyone.bsky.social · Aug 31

I think you missed the predicate state "locked in".

i.e. paralyzed, unable to communicate, but conscious.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Locked-...

Locked-in syndrome - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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Its ruaa @itsmeio.bsky.social · Aug 30

maybe if we sang “Free Palestine” to the tune of “Sweet Caroline” we could get more white people on board

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surlyone he/him don't assume I am straight OR white @surlyone.bsky.social · Aug 31

I am unsure what this means.

surlyone he/him don't assume I am straight OR white @surlyone.bsky.social · Aug 31

Is it wrong that I HOPE this post gets enough likes to make it into a cabinet/GOP briefing?

They should know of the personal enmity and hatred they have earned.

Help an old veteran out by reposting this widely!

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surlyone he/him don't assume I am straight OR white @surlyone.bsky.social · Aug 31

A VERY long life.

A life that will seem ( to him ) longer yet!

I am not sure I believe in a literal hell ... so let's "run it in emulation mode!"

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surlyone he/him don't assume I am straight OR white @surlyone.bsky.social · Aug 31

AND we have his eyes held open ( think clockwork orange)

With proper medical support he could last for decades, wishing we would let him die!

Death threats against the president are illegal.... but here we are wishing him a long life!

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surlyone he/him don't assume I am straight OR white @surlyone.bsky.social · Aug 31

WHAT?!?

( I NEVER claimed to be a 'nice person' )

In that room he can never escape, the lights stay on 24/7.

We have MSNBC on at all times so he can watch the destruction of his empire, his administration, his family, never able to say anything about it.

Scene from clockwork orange, where a convicts eyes are forced open so he must watch the video on the screen while being tortured!

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surlyone he/him don't assume I am straight OR white @surlyone.bsky.social · Aug 31

Everybody is hoping for his death ... but I have a better plan.

I am going for "Incapacitated by a stroke, unable to speak, locked in, with a long, painful, lingering death, before passing several years from now; laying in his own waste."

Cause of death, "sepsis due to MRSA bed sores!"

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surlyone he/him don't assume I am straight OR white @surlyone.bsky.social · Aug 23

they left off "for Fuck's sake" ... but we all see it, right?