Susan DerKazarian
@susanderk.bsky.social
Massachusetts born & raised; living in a tiny 🔴 in 🟦 Westchester County New York (how did that happen?); cynical, but also a closet optimist; Cape Cod = life
Old abandoned car in the snowy woods
January 31, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Old abandoned car in the snowy woods
FFS, John, give your wife a pinnacle already 🙄 #Bridgerton
January 31, 2026 at 4:56 PM
FFS, John, give your wife a pinnacle already 🙄 #Bridgerton
Now that it’s just me & my teen daughter in the house, we’re having a lot of avocado toast and hummus & veg dinners. #girldinner
January 30, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Now that it’s just me & my teen daughter in the house, we’re having a lot of avocado toast and hummus & veg dinners. #girldinner
This has got to be the smallest viewing room at our local theater. And only ten seats sold for opening night at 7:30pm. #melaniamovie
January 28, 2026 at 4:57 PM
This has got to be the smallest viewing room at our local theater. And only ten seats sold for opening night at 7:30pm. #melaniamovie
This cat (named King Leo) from the local animal rescue looks mean but he’s so sweet! Hope it doesn’t get in the way of adoption.
January 20, 2026 at 8:31 PM
This cat (named King Leo) from the local animal rescue looks mean but he’s so sweet! Hope it doesn’t get in the way of adoption.
Ladies: We all have a little crush on the Mayor of Minneapolis at the moment, right?
January 12, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Ladies: We all have a little crush on the Mayor of Minneapolis at the moment, right?
A flight delay of 1,336 minutes—that’s a new one! Pilot requested a mechanical team, which took an hour to arrive, then the crew “timed out,” resulting in a “severe delay.” Yeah, you don’t say 🙄. #JetBlue
January 4, 2026 at 12:04 PM
A flight delay of 1,336 minutes—that’s a new one! Pilot requested a mechanical team, which took an hour to arrive, then the crew “timed out,” resulting in a “severe delay.” Yeah, you don’t say 🙄. #JetBlue
My son got another exotic pet, an African giant millipede he named Medea. But at least he brought this one to college with him. The snake, Apollo, is home with me, so I have the pleasure of feeding him a defrosted rat every few weeks 🤢
December 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
My son got another exotic pet, an African giant millipede he named Medea. But at least he brought this one to college with him. The snake, Apollo, is home with me, so I have the pleasure of feeding him a defrosted rat every few weeks 🤢
Watching Ken Burns’ “The American Revolution,” I
find myself rooting for the Native Americans. Imagine if the Patriots and Brits had decimated each another so severely that the indigenous population could have taken back their land?
find myself rooting for the Native Americans. Imagine if the Patriots and Brits had decimated each another so severely that the indigenous population could have taken back their land?
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Watching Ken Burns’ “The American Revolution,” I
find myself rooting for the Native Americans. Imagine if the Patriots and Brits had decimated each another so severely that the indigenous population could have taken back their land?
find myself rooting for the Native Americans. Imagine if the Patriots and Brits had decimated each another so severely that the indigenous population could have taken back their land?
My daughter is hoping to attend college in Virginia starting in fall 2026, and knowing that @abigailspanberger.com will be the governor during her time in this (semi) southern state is comforting.
November 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My daughter is hoping to attend college in Virginia starting in fall 2026, and knowing that @abigailspanberger.com will be the governor during her time in this (semi) southern state is comforting.
No Kings in Westchester County, NY. What was really fun is that Woody Guthrie’s granddaughter was there and we all sang “This Land Is Your Land” together. Very patriotic and resistance-y 🇺🇸 #nokings
October 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
No Kings in Westchester County, NY. What was really fun is that Woody Guthrie’s granddaughter was there and we all sang “This Land Is Your Land” together. Very patriotic and resistance-y 🇺🇸 #nokings
I’m old enough to remember when Donald Trump was just a joke, a punchline—someone New Yorkers laughed at and never took seriously.
September 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I’m old enough to remember when Donald Trump was just a joke, a punchline—someone New Yorkers laughed at and never took seriously.
Why is Jake Tapper wearing gloves in Anchorage, it’s 55 degrees there right now 🙄
August 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Why is Jake Tapper wearing gloves in Anchorage, it’s 55 degrees there right now 🙄
Big fungus/mushroom of some sort. The dog is suspicious!
July 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Big fungus/mushroom of some sort. The dog is suspicious!
“The Last of Us” has really affected my ability to enjoy a good fungus. But here’s a cool one I found:
July 13, 2025 at 11:57 AM
“The Last of Us” has really affected my ability to enjoy a good fungus. But here’s a cool one I found:
I happen to like President Clinton but if there are Epstein tapes of both him AND Trump, then I’m fine with throwing out the baby with the bath water (the nasty, dirty, skanky bath water being Trump).
July 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I happen to like President Clinton but if there are Epstein tapes of both him AND Trump, then I’m fine with throwing out the baby with the bath water (the nasty, dirty, skanky bath water being Trump).
Westchester County, NY: The Real Feel at 2pm is gonna be 108?! Hope we don’t lose power.🤞🏼 We set the AC to a reasonable 77 (takes the edge off) but people around here don’t use their brains; they set it to 68, a drain on the system!
June 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Westchester County, NY: The Real Feel at 2pm is gonna be 108?! Hope we don’t lose power.🤞🏼 We set the AC to a reasonable 77 (takes the edge off) but people around here don’t use their brains; they set it to 68, a drain on the system!
Gavin Newsom is the white alpha asshole we need to run against the next Republican (who hopefully won’t be Trump 😬). America has declared that they love rich white dickheads, so Democrats should offer up one too.
June 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Gavin Newsom is the white alpha asshole we need to run against the next Republican (who hopefully won’t be Trump 😬). America has declared that they love rich white dickheads, so Democrats should offer up one too.
Can we discuss the fact that Trump has been ending every Truth Social posts with, “Thank you for your attention to this matter” recently? Why?
June 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Can we discuss the fact that Trump has been ending every Truth Social posts with, “Thank you for your attention to this matter” recently? Why?
Just got this mailer. Anyone else think this maybe isn’t the best name for a business? 💀🪦
May 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Just got this mailer. Anyone else think this maybe isn’t the best name for a business? 💀🪦
Every night I toss a little food into the bushes by our house (in suburban NY). And almost every night, little Foxy comes to investigate. I love waking up to the Ring notifications.
May 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Every night I toss a little food into the bushes by our house (in suburban NY). And almost every night, little Foxy comes to investigate. I love waking up to the Ring notifications.
Congratulations to @niallharbison.bsky.social for the wonderful profile on the BBC’s Happy Pod podcast ❤️ open.spotify.com/episode/474R...
The Happy Pod: Saving Thailand's street dogs
Global News Podcast · Episode
open.spotify.com
April 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Congratulations to @niallharbison.bsky.social for the wonderful profile on the BBC’s Happy Pod podcast ❤️ open.spotify.com/episode/474R...
Yes, the past two months have been awful beyond belief… but it’s also when we learned how incredibly hot Patrick Schwarzenegger is. 
April 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Yes, the past two months have been awful beyond belief… but it’s also when we learned how incredibly hot Patrick Schwarzenegger is.