Austin Swafford
@swaffordaustin.bsky.social
Longhorns. Astros. Chiefs. Texas Democrat. Star Wars. All things Disney. Marvel. Aspiring Californian. Unashamed Swiftie and dog dad. I like pizza. Not beer so much but other carbonated beverages are nice.
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Trump’s officially been in office for a month. How’s he doing on that promise to lower grocery prices from day 1?
I don’t think he’s doing anything
Eggs: ⬆️ 8.4%
Bacon: ↔️
Milk: ⬇️ 2.1%
Bananas: ↔️
I don’t think he’s doing anything
Eggs: ⬆️ 8.4%
Bacon: ↔️
Milk: ⬇️ 2.1%
Bananas: ↔️
Really gotta ask yourself why FBI
Agents would be working massive amounts of overtime to study files that we were ultimately told had nothing, no nothing, worth investigating further
Agents would be working massive amounts of overtime to study files that we were ultimately told had nothing, no nothing, worth investigating further
The docs also reveal the number of hours the FBI devoted to the project, which required some agents to work nights and weekends. The FBI paid personnel $851,344 in overtime for working on the Epstein files between March 17 and March 22.
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Really gotta ask yourself why FBI
Agents would be working massive amounts of overtime to study files that we were ultimately told had nothing, no nothing, worth investigating further
Agents would be working massive amounts of overtime to study files that we were ultimately told had nothing, no nothing, worth investigating further
Chapelle’s Black Bush sketch come to life, just out here talking about how she’s trying to get that oil
Rep. Salazar: "We're gonna be doing a favor to us, to our children, to our economy, to our oil companies to be able to liberate. And to Venezuelans who wants to be free."
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Chapelle’s Black Bush sketch come to life, just out here talking about how she’s trying to get that oil
Lol @ Pam Bondi’s army of flying monkeys
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Lol @ Pam Bondi’s army of flying monkeys
Count on Trump to think strength looks like casting himself as Nazi Pharaoh Thanos
The extremely mentally ill President of the United States just posted this on his money losing garbage Truth Social app.
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Count on Trump to think strength looks like casting himself as Nazi Pharaoh Thanos
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
It’s funny how much Nantz and Romo love Chris Jones. That was ALL Tranquill. Jones had as much impact on that play as I did #Chiefs #ChiefsKingdom
November 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It’s funny how much Nantz and Romo love Chris Jones. That was ALL Tranquill. Jones had as much impact on that play as I did #Chiefs #ChiefsKingdom
Illegal contact
Holding
Pass interference
Any of them would have been right
Calling nothing was dead wrong
#Chiefs #ChiefsKingdom
Holding
Pass interference
Any of them would have been right
Calling nothing was dead wrong
#Chiefs #ChiefsKingdom
November 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Illegal contact
Holding
Pass interference
Any of them would have been right
Calling nothing was dead wrong
#Chiefs #ChiefsKingdom
Holding
Pass interference
Any of them would have been right
Calling nothing was dead wrong
#Chiefs #ChiefsKingdom
Just like last week against Denver, with a chance to save the season on a late possession, Mahomes goes 3 and out and doesn’t even move the ball. #Chiefs
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Just like last week against Denver, with a chance to save the season on a late possession, Mahomes goes 3 and out and doesn’t even move the ball. #Chiefs
James L Brooks is a ‘90s legend
I can’t believe people are still letting him make movies
I can’t believe people are still letting him make movies
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
James L Brooks is a ‘90s legend
I can’t believe people are still letting him make movies
I can’t believe people are still letting him make movies
I don’t want to see Remigio on kick returns anymore. I don’t know what the Chiefs coaching staff have ever seen in him but whatever it is, they gotta take those glasses off
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I don’t want to see Remigio on kick returns anymore. I don’t know what the Chiefs coaching staff have ever seen in him but whatever it is, they gotta take those glasses off
Clear hold in the end zone. Should be 2 points for the Chiefs and the ball.
November 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Clear hold in the end zone. Should be 2 points for the Chiefs and the ball.
More absolute trash playcalling by Reid and his team costs the Chiefs another red zone trip. There was no reason at all for Hunt to have the ball in his hands on that play
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
More absolute trash playcalling by Reid and his team costs the Chiefs another red zone trip. There was no reason at all for Hunt to have the ball in his hands on that play
I don’t know what happened to Mahomes but ever since Buffalo he has not been the same. In the last 3 games he has 1 TD, 3 INTs, and is below his season average on completion percentage
He had also been averaging 30 rushing ypg but has just 16 total yards in the last 3
Bad time for him to lose it
He had also been averaging 30 rushing ypg but has just 16 total yards in the last 3
Bad time for him to lose it
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I don’t know what happened to Mahomes but ever since Buffalo he has not been the same. In the last 3 games he has 1 TD, 3 INTs, and is below his season average on completion percentage
He had also been averaging 30 rushing ypg but has just 16 total yards in the last 3
Bad time for him to lose it
He had also been averaging 30 rushing ypg but has just 16 total yards in the last 3
Bad time for him to lose it
And it’s coming back on ANOTHER stupid special teams penalty
Real talk: Chiefs should fair catch on EVERY kick to try to avoid this band of dunces from committing more penalties
Real talk: Chiefs should fair catch on EVERY kick to try to avoid this band of dunces from committing more penalties
November 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
And it’s coming back on ANOTHER stupid special teams penalty
Real talk: Chiefs should fair catch on EVERY kick to try to avoid this band of dunces from committing more penalties
Real talk: Chiefs should fair catch on EVERY kick to try to avoid this band of dunces from committing more penalties
What happened to Spags’s blitzes? Why does he keep dropping 9 into coverage on 3rd and long instead of bringing pressure? This has been the move all year and it’s not working at all #Chiefs
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
What happened to Spags’s blitzes? Why does he keep dropping 9 into coverage on 3rd and long instead of bringing pressure? This has been the move all year and it’s not working at all #Chiefs
Chiefs going 3 and out to start the half when the have a chance to grab momentum for the first time in the game reminds me of them going 3 and out in back to back 4th quarter possessions to seal their loss to the Broncos last week
They’re playing with no urgency, energy, or focus.
They’re playing with no urgency, energy, or focus.
November 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Chiefs going 3 and out to start the half when the have a chance to grab momentum for the first time in the game reminds me of them going 3 and out in back to back 4th quarter possessions to seal their loss to the Broncos last week
They’re playing with no urgency, energy, or focus.
They’re playing with no urgency, energy, or focus.
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
Watching Patriots fans whine about Mahomes getting the benefit of a rule that was created to protect Tom Brady is pretty funny
#Chiefs #ChiefsKingdom
#Chiefs #ChiefsKingdom
November 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Watching Patriots fans whine about Mahomes getting the benefit of a rule that was created to protect Tom Brady is pretty funny
#Chiefs #ChiefsKingdom
#Chiefs #ChiefsKingdom
Chiefs ran an inexplicable shovel pass to Rice
Then a fade to Rice where Mahomes was off target
Then another pass to Rice where Mahomes was off target and Rice was out of bounds
Terrible sequence and a whole half of bad decision making by Reid and Mahomes
Then a fade to Rice where Mahomes was off target
Then another pass to Rice where Mahomes was off target and Rice was out of bounds
Terrible sequence and a whole half of bad decision making by Reid and Mahomes
Chiefs red zone offense is infuriating. A shovel pass to Rice with 20 seconds and 1 timeout? What are you doing??
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Chiefs ran an inexplicable shovel pass to Rice
Then a fade to Rice where Mahomes was off target
Then another pass to Rice where Mahomes was off target and Rice was out of bounds
Terrible sequence and a whole half of bad decision making by Reid and Mahomes
Then a fade to Rice where Mahomes was off target
Then another pass to Rice where Mahomes was off target and Rice was out of bounds
Terrible sequence and a whole half of bad decision making by Reid and Mahomes
Chiefs red zone offense is infuriating. A shovel pass to Rice with 20 seconds and 1 timeout? What are you doing??
November 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Chiefs red zone offense is infuriating. A shovel pass to Rice with 20 seconds and 1 timeout? What are you doing??
Man Chamarri Conner is a huge problem for the Chiefs. Is he EVER in the right place at the right time?
November 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Man Chamarri Conner is a huge problem for the Chiefs. Is he EVER in the right place at the right time?
There is absolutely no way that whatever is on the bench would hurt the Chiefs more than Jawaan Taylor does. I don’t understand why Andy keeps letting this guy hurt them year after year
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
There is absolutely no way that whatever is on the bench would hurt the Chiefs more than Jawaan Taylor does. I don’t understand why Andy keeps letting this guy hurt them year after year