Austin Swafford
@swaffordaustin.bsky.social
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Longhorns. Astros. Chiefs. Texas Democrat. Star Wars. All things Disney. Marvel. Aspiring Californian. Unashamed Swiftie and dog dad.
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Trump’s officially been in office for a month. How’s he doing on that promise to lower grocery prices from day 1?

I don’t think he’s doing anything

Eggs: ⬆️ 8.4%
Bacon: ↔️
Milk: ⬇️ 2.1%
Bananas: ↔️
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I could watch this all day 🤣🤣
dannykpolitics.bsky.social
WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
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The Browns traded for Deshaun Watson
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Seriously he’s the best friend of the coach and GM right now
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Lol…yeah, Sanders being a topic of conversation is their problem

They traded FOR Deshawn Watson but now they need to dump Sanders because HE’S a distraction. Lol yeah ok guys
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And not to get in the weeds but why is properly funding a program a “bail out”? This is honestly kind of stupid. Is Social Security being “bailed out” when they raise the retirement age?

This isn’t like a big bank being mismanagement and needing an infusion of cash to avoid economic calamity.
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It’s insane that EVERY SINGLE elected representative isn’t saying this. Of COURSE the President isn’t allowed to just blow up people in international waters without any kind of check, oversight, investigation, or trial. This should be a no brainer.
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I can’t believe that quote didn’t cost him his job. If I had an executive saying this one team cheated and that’s why we can’t win even though the Red Sox, Nationals, Rays, and Braves all managed to do it, I’d have fired him
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“The girlfriend of one of the founders of Antifa…”
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People who like today’s country music wouldn’t know Kris Kristofferson if he stumbled out of their bed and put on his cleanest dirty shirt
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He shouldn’t. 8 years with every single structural advantage he could want and all he has is 3 ALCS appearances and World Series appearance? Dusty Baker did better in 4 years with the Astros as they traded their best players and dealt with the fallout of the cheating scandal
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Trump gets them all riled on conspiracy theories and lies about a stolen election, tells them to march to the Capitol and take their country back

Then, the story goes, Antifa convinced a previously docile crowd to do crimes against their own better judgement

It continues to be the DUMBEST theory
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So they weren’t peaceful tourists? I’m losing the plot.

(Also, that means he pardoned Antifa, in case anyone cares)
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Q: There's compelling proof that antifa did infiltrate on January 6 dressed up like Trump supporters and incited violence. Is that something you'd like the new J6 committee to look at?

TRUMP: Well I've heard that. Yeah. We will be acting on some of that.
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Blake Treinen and Clayton Kershaw have a combine ERA in these playoffs of 12.56 and I’m not sad about it
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Still waiting on that health care plan, Donald.
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I can’t get over the size of the gap between him and the next-best former Longhorn

Lamarcus Aldridge?

Tristan Thompson?

Jarrett Allen?

Myles Turner?

PJ Tucker?

Not even sure who you’d say. Just know the gap is unreal.
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None of them signed up to be separated from their families on a deployment to Illinois. This is a gross abuse of people who signed up to serve their state and their communities
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Nobody in the blue states asked for your “help,” Greg.
Tweet from Greg Abbott showing members of the Texas National Guard boarding a large military cargo plane on a runway at sunrise. Text reads:
“The elite Texas National Guard.
Ever ready.
Deploying now.”
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Sounds like a genuine punishment but I’ll allow it
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Lol that is a hilarious take
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Absolutely, love all of them. Huge potential. I do think Harvey will get there when it comes to blocking. It’s the one part of her game I don’t love

And I agree fully about Swindle
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I know Chicago has its problems like any large city does but it’s so crazy listening to people talk about it like it isn’t one of the best cities I’ve ever visited. And this will shock people but nobody robbed or killed us. Crazy, right??
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Good time to find it. Blocking was a major struggle, especially in the two sets they dropped. These are the times I really miss Asjia O’Neal. Man did she spoil me.
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It’s like the Bad Place, torturing people with mild inconveniences?

Does she also only have access to pineapple pizza and frozen yogurt?
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That match winner by Ames was excellent. Top tier resilience and effort by the Longhorns tonight