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EVIL swaggert

@swaggert.bsky.social

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grinkle grunk i am John Faggot, King of the Queers. Rise, my children, and maul everything in your paths. Let the violence be beautiful, and your bloodlust be pure.

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EVIL swaggert @swaggert.bsky.social · 2d

BUY MY GOOP. PLEASE

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Fucking Every Word @everyword.bsky.social · 2h

fucking biodegradable

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EVIL swaggert @swaggert.bsky.social · 8h

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random videos with breakcore @memesbreakcore.bsky.social · 14h

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ms @31croissants.bsky.social · 18h

oh my fucking god

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EVIL swaggert @swaggert.bsky.social · 8h

gaben specifically wanted the tf2 mercs to be hot and awesome and so he designed them that way on purpose. the boner is NOT my fault it is HIS

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Ultra64 @superultra64.bsky.social · 15h

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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 11h

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💢 @minimumrage.bsky.social · 11h

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i jacked my lantern @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 12h

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⛄jamie⛄ @city17citizen.bsky.social · 13h

this is like one of those wallpapers you'd see when you click on the characters theme

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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 13h

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🐾💤 spooky sleepy 🐈🏳️‍🌈 [🎂] @sl33py-fella.bsky.social · 15h

human lore is lowkey insane

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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 22h

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Are you guys going Trick or Treating? @areyouguysgoing.bsky.social · 22h

Are you guys going Trick or Treating?

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🦐Lauren🏳️‍⚧️ @superlauren.world · 15h

Had a great bit idea last night: the Minecraft Movie but its The Binding Of Isaac.

“THE BLUUUE WOOOOMB!”
“C-Sectiooon!”
“DAMOCLEEEES!”
“THIS, is a Tears Up pill…”
“Balls of STEEL!”

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EVIL swaggert @swaggert.bsky.social · 15h

it looks funny as fuckkkkkkkkk

EVIL swaggert @swaggert.bsky.social · 15h

what the Fuck is happening over there

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RTGame 👑 @rtgame.bsky.social · 22h

I love rampant Capitalism Rancher 2

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EVIL swaggert @swaggert.bsky.social · 1d

imagine a collab between these two

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

YouTube video by The Onion

www.youtube.com

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Full Combo @full-combo-max.bsky.social · 1d

***** ***** was here #My**********Anniversary

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EVIL swaggert @swaggert.bsky.social · 1d

blood and guts everywhere. and when the dust settles, the only thing left identifiable is a blood covered man, in a ruined suit, smiling with the smuggest grin you can imagine.

Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 1d

100 Gorillas VS 1 Metro Man! Who will win this fight?

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Ness @nesstheenby.bsky.social · 1d

Me: Huh it's been a good day
Brain: Yeah. Yeah it has
Me: Getting therapy has been nice
Brain: True true
Me: *sits contentedly*
Brain: I dislike being clothed in flesh. It's too much. It needs to go
Me: Dude what the FUCK

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〽️ax krieger does the damn thing @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 1d

spongebob: Patrick, does God love us?

patrick: That's a good question, Spongebob. God is all loving as well as all powerful. He would never do something if he didn't believe that it would help the human race.

god, homer simpson: add butterfinger to orlando

a giant butterfinger bar makes impact in orlando, causing destruction and sending waves of people running in terror

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