Swanson Ritner
swansonritner.bsky.social
Swanson Ritner
@swansonritner.bsky.social
Philly sports, AEW, and great cinema. Also, sarcasm. Jawning in moderation.
New stat: no individual who enters to music from Red Dead Redemption 2 has ever retained their World title #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The last time Joe main evented a pay-per-view in this building, fans started leaving in droves because 1) the event had been so terrible, and 2) nobody wanted to see babyface Roman win.

WWE actually began turning crowd lights off to try and mask the filing-out process.

#aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
If Hangman's going to enter to video game music, Joe should get to enter to the Airship music from Mario 3. #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Spaceship entrances in wrestling: a brief (and complete) history.

#aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Seriously, AEW needs to bring in Ultimo Dragon for one night and have him wear all of Mone's belts to the ring. #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
According to Cagematch, this trios match is being contested over one solitary goddamn dollar. #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
DC has never before sanctioned anything this brutal, aside from Gal Gadot's acting. #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The flamingos on Fletcher's robe are symbolic of his appreciation for John Waters films. #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Marina's shirt's the same color as O'Reilly's tights. I smell double-turn. #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Ricochet should cut a championship promo on the Philly Art Museum steps while dressed as a Mummer.

#aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The Don Callis Family theme is just “Sirius”, but Alan Parsons can’t remember the second note, so he stalls. #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Death Riders song hits a fourth time, Schiavone gets up, reveals plain white shirt under his jacket… #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The bald streak … is over

#aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
You can’t powerbomb Kidman, you can‘t make the Team Challenge Series watchable, and you can’t dive at Claudio #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Can’t thank Malakai enough for fucking off back to WWE. Freed Brody up for rare greatness. #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Work and presentation-wise, Brody King is basically Anton LaVey meets WALTER. #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Toni and Mina are gonna pick Chamber of Horrors and electrocute Megan Bayne in the 9 pm hour #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Mount Rushmore of roughhouse tactics in wrestling:

-Sgt Slaughter’s noogie
-Pac’s Indian burns
-Jamie Hayter’s wet willie
-Rikishi’s wedgie (self inflicted)

#aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Pac is pure evil, and not in an unwatchable New Japan way #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Darby Allin: 50 percent tape, 39 percent scar tissue, 10 percent tattoos, and a chain necklace. #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
“I wasn’t trying to hit you. I honestly can’t tell you and Mistico apart.”

#aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Mistico, fresh from the blue medical tent, returns to the match #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
2 on 2 for the Trios belts. It's like the inverse Freebird Rule #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
A Diamond Cutter, a Blockbuster, and Tony Schiavone, and The Giant in the same match. I was an Alex Wright dance away from WCW Bingo. #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
AJ and Justice can supplement their income teaching *so* many wrestlers how to sell. #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM