Swanson Ritner
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Swanson Ritner
@swansonritner.bsky.social
Philly sports, AEW, and great cinema. Also, sarcasm. Jawning in moderation.
Don Callis is the first wrestling personality to use the word “ectomorph” since Lex Luger in 1993 #aewgrandslam #wrestlesky
February 15, 2026 at 2:46 AM
“And then you tell the crowd how much they smell. It’s such good shit, pal.”

#aewgrandslam #wrestlesky
February 15, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Hair vs Hair matches are actually very dangerous. Kurt Angle had his head shaved in 2002 and it never grew back. #aewgrandslam #wrestlesky
February 15, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Bald Yuta: Dickochet #aewgrandslam #wrestlesky
February 15, 2026 at 2:33 AM
The real winner is Locks of Love, who will gain enough donated hair to fill three annual quotas. #aewgrandslam #wrestlesky
February 15, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Orange and Yuta aren’t the first Eagles fans to fight each other in the audience. But they’re the first to do it on a different continent. #aewgrandslam #wrestlesky
February 15, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Clickbait headline: Kross Signs with AEW, Appears at Grand Slam #aewgrandslam
February 15, 2026 at 1:49 AM
AEW should keep those ring steps. Makes it feel like a Superstars taping in 1987 #aewgrandslam
February 15, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Jon Moxley looks like Jason Statham, and fights like Al Bundy battering one of Kelly’s boyfriends. #aewgrandslam
February 15, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Matt Eberflus thinks Carter Bryant wasted too much time.
February 15, 2026 at 12:47 AM
“I don’t like anything that hurts my favorite WWE Hall of Famer, so stop signal boosting this.”
February 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
February 14, 2026 at 4:15 PM
WON’s Most Disgusting Promotional Tactic Award, 2026

Some people who watched the Royal Rumble anyway nodding in agreement.
February 13, 2026 at 4:44 PM
February 12, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Roderick Strong's the first babyface to ever walk out on their partner, and watch their partner actually get better without them. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I can't *believe* Roddy would walk out on the match where one of the opponents is stablemates with his wife. Unfathomable. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
February 12, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Clark Connors looks like if Hangman got a small role as a drug runner in a Michael Mann film #aewdynamite #wrestlesky.
February 12, 2026 at 2:16 AM
When Gabe Kidd's unable to appear alongside Clark Connors due to other obligations, the commentators should simply explain, "Gabe's in jail again." #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
February 12, 2026 at 2:13 AM
The inevitable Ciampa-Ricochet National title feud will test the crowd's ability to come up with a dueling chant that celebrities Ciampa's baldness while ridiculing Ricochet's. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
February 12, 2026 at 2:06 AM
"WrestleMania nosebleeds are *how* much?!"

#aewdynamite #wrestlesky
February 12, 2026 at 2:01 AM
One for the NFL oldheads: is the the silver neckpad on Ciampa's jacket a nod to Bryan Cox? I'm gonna say yes.

#aewdynamite #wrestlesky
February 12, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Now that you mention it, I know those heads anywhere.

AJ Styles debuts in AEW with Air Paris as Air Raid, confirmed.

#aewdynamite #wrestlesky
February 12, 2026 at 1:41 AM
USA, Switzerland, UK, Japan, Canada, Australia, Moldova, and The Democratic Republic of Motherfuckin' Philadelphia*, all repped in one match.

* Yuta

#aewdynamite #wrestlesky
February 12, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Last year, only three domestic AEW Dynamites drew 4000+ (5/14 Chicago, 7/2 Ontario, CA, 11/12 Greensboro)

So far in 2026, one Dynamite has (1/18 Orlando) and tonight's is expected to (Ontario, CA).

#aewdynamite #wrestlesky
February 12, 2026 at 12:59 AM
1. "Biggest asshole in the world" implies that the only way Trump could be worse than he already is would be if kayfabed the audience of a fluff podcast.

2. Holy shit, anybody that listens to Stephanie McMahon's podcast probably thinks the judges banter on The Voice is all ad-libbed.

#wrestlesky
February 12, 2026 at 12:32 AM