Swanson Ritner
@swansonritner.bsky.social
Philly sports, AEW, and great cinema. Also, sarcasm. Jawning in moderation.
Don Callis is the first wrestling personality to use the word “ectomorph” since Lex Luger in 1993 #aewgrandslam #wrestlesky
February 15, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Don Callis is the first wrestling personality to use the word “ectomorph” since Lex Luger in 1993 #aewgrandslam #wrestlesky
“And then you tell the crowd how much they smell. It’s such good shit, pal.”
#aewgrandslam #wrestlesky
#aewgrandslam #wrestlesky
February 15, 2026 at 2:37 AM
“And then you tell the crowd how much they smell. It’s such good shit, pal.”
#aewgrandslam #wrestlesky
#aewgrandslam #wrestlesky
Hair vs Hair matches are actually very dangerous. Kurt Angle had his head shaved in 2002 and it never grew back. #aewgrandslam #wrestlesky
February 15, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Hair vs Hair matches are actually very dangerous. Kurt Angle had his head shaved in 2002 and it never grew back. #aewgrandslam #wrestlesky
Bald Yuta: Dickochet #aewgrandslam #wrestlesky
February 15, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Bald Yuta: Dickochet #aewgrandslam #wrestlesky
The real winner is Locks of Love, who will gain enough donated hair to fill three annual quotas. #aewgrandslam #wrestlesky
February 15, 2026 at 2:32 AM
The real winner is Locks of Love, who will gain enough donated hair to fill three annual quotas. #aewgrandslam #wrestlesky
Orange and Yuta aren’t the first Eagles fans to fight each other in the audience. But they’re the first to do it on a different continent. #aewgrandslam #wrestlesky
February 15, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Orange and Yuta aren’t the first Eagles fans to fight each other in the audience. But they’re the first to do it on a different continent. #aewgrandslam #wrestlesky
Clickbait headline: Kross Signs with AEW, Appears at Grand Slam #aewgrandslam
February 15, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Clickbait headline: Kross Signs with AEW, Appears at Grand Slam #aewgrandslam
AEW should keep those ring steps. Makes it feel like a Superstars taping in 1987 #aewgrandslam
February 15, 2026 at 1:12 AM
AEW should keep those ring steps. Makes it feel like a Superstars taping in 1987 #aewgrandslam
Jon Moxley looks like Jason Statham, and fights like Al Bundy battering one of Kelly’s boyfriends. #aewgrandslam
February 15, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Jon Moxley looks like Jason Statham, and fights like Al Bundy battering one of Kelly’s boyfriends. #aewgrandslam
Matt Eberflus thinks Carter Bryant wasted too much time.
February 15, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Matt Eberflus thinks Carter Bryant wasted too much time.
“I don’t like anything that hurts my favorite WWE Hall of Famer, so stop signal boosting this.”
February 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
“I don’t like anything that hurts my favorite WWE Hall of Famer, so stop signal boosting this.”
WON’s Most Disgusting Promotional Tactic Award, 2026
Some people who watched the Royal Rumble anyway nodding in agreement.
Some people who watched the Royal Rumble anyway nodding in agreement.
February 13, 2026 at 4:44 PM
WON’s Most Disgusting Promotional Tactic Award, 2026
Some people who watched the Royal Rumble anyway nodding in agreement.
Some people who watched the Royal Rumble anyway nodding in agreement.
Roderick Strong's the first babyface to ever walk out on their partner, and watch their partner actually get better without them. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Roderick Strong's the first babyface to ever walk out on their partner, and watch their partner actually get better without them. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
I can't *believe* Roddy would walk out on the match where one of the opponents is stablemates with his wife. Unfathomable. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
February 12, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I can't *believe* Roddy would walk out on the match where one of the opponents is stablemates with his wife. Unfathomable. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
Clark Connors looks like if Hangman got a small role as a drug runner in a Michael Mann film #aewdynamite #wrestlesky.
February 12, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Clark Connors looks like if Hangman got a small role as a drug runner in a Michael Mann film #aewdynamite #wrestlesky.
When Gabe Kidd's unable to appear alongside Clark Connors due to other obligations, the commentators should simply explain, "Gabe's in jail again." #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
February 12, 2026 at 2:13 AM
When Gabe Kidd's unable to appear alongside Clark Connors due to other obligations, the commentators should simply explain, "Gabe's in jail again." #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
The inevitable Ciampa-Ricochet National title feud will test the crowd's ability to come up with a dueling chant that celebrities Ciampa's baldness while ridiculing Ricochet's. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
February 12, 2026 at 2:06 AM
The inevitable Ciampa-Ricochet National title feud will test the crowd's ability to come up with a dueling chant that celebrities Ciampa's baldness while ridiculing Ricochet's. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
February 12, 2026 at 2:01 AM
One for the NFL oldheads: is the the silver neckpad on Ciampa's jacket a nod to Bryan Cox? I'm gonna say yes.
#aewdynamite #wrestlesky
#aewdynamite #wrestlesky
February 12, 2026 at 1:42 AM
One for the NFL oldheads: is the the silver neckpad on Ciampa's jacket a nod to Bryan Cox? I'm gonna say yes.
#aewdynamite #wrestlesky
#aewdynamite #wrestlesky
Now that you mention it, I know those heads anywhere.
AJ Styles debuts in AEW with Air Paris as Air Raid, confirmed.
#aewdynamite #wrestlesky
AJ Styles debuts in AEW with Air Paris as Air Raid, confirmed.
#aewdynamite #wrestlesky
February 12, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Now that you mention it, I know those heads anywhere.
AJ Styles debuts in AEW with Air Paris as Air Raid, confirmed.
#aewdynamite #wrestlesky
AJ Styles debuts in AEW with Air Paris as Air Raid, confirmed.
#aewdynamite #wrestlesky
USA, Switzerland, UK, Japan, Canada, Australia, Moldova, and The Democratic Republic of Motherfuckin' Philadelphia*, all repped in one match.
* Yuta
#aewdynamite #wrestlesky
* Yuta
#aewdynamite #wrestlesky
February 12, 2026 at 1:20 AM
USA, Switzerland, UK, Japan, Canada, Australia, Moldova, and The Democratic Republic of Motherfuckin' Philadelphia*, all repped in one match.
* Yuta
#aewdynamite #wrestlesky
* Yuta
#aewdynamite #wrestlesky
Last year, only three domestic AEW Dynamites drew 4000+ (5/14 Chicago, 7/2 Ontario, CA, 11/12 Greensboro)
So far in 2026, one Dynamite has (1/18 Orlando) and tonight's is expected to (Ontario, CA).
#aewdynamite #wrestlesky
So far in 2026, one Dynamite has (1/18 Orlando) and tonight's is expected to (Ontario, CA).
#aewdynamite #wrestlesky
February 12, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Last year, only three domestic AEW Dynamites drew 4000+ (5/14 Chicago, 7/2 Ontario, CA, 11/12 Greensboro)
So far in 2026, one Dynamite has (1/18 Orlando) and tonight's is expected to (Ontario, CA).
#aewdynamite #wrestlesky
So far in 2026, one Dynamite has (1/18 Orlando) and tonight's is expected to (Ontario, CA).
#aewdynamite #wrestlesky
1. "Biggest asshole in the world" implies that the only way Trump could be worse than he already is would be if kayfabed the audience of a fluff podcast.
2. Holy shit, anybody that listens to Stephanie McMahon's podcast probably thinks the judges banter on The Voice is all ad-libbed.
#wrestlesky
2. Holy shit, anybody that listens to Stephanie McMahon's podcast probably thinks the judges banter on The Voice is all ad-libbed.
#wrestlesky
February 12, 2026 at 12:32 AM
1. "Biggest asshole in the world" implies that the only way Trump could be worse than he already is would be if kayfabed the audience of a fluff podcast.
2. Holy shit, anybody that listens to Stephanie McMahon's podcast probably thinks the judges banter on The Voice is all ad-libbed.
#wrestlesky
2. Holy shit, anybody that listens to Stephanie McMahon's podcast probably thinks the judges banter on The Voice is all ad-libbed.
#wrestlesky