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Audrey
@sweetaudrey.bsky.social
flutist, teacher, leather seamstress, property manager, good trouble maker, healthcare & public transportation enthusist
My friend Corn Mo is in this band. This video is incredible.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxD_...
TRAGEDY - You're the One That I Want (official video)
YouTube video by Let's Make Tragedy Happen
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December 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Man, I’ve had a *day*.
1. Monster teaching from 4am.
2. Had to deal with being called a bitch at my day job.
3. Finished the Limited Edition merch that’s coming out on Friday.

I’m shutting down shop early & going to bed early.
December 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
All that's left is serging the ties.
December 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
She tried apologizing in the parking lot just now too. The board president was there as well. I was *hard* on her. I MADE her tell me who she meant to send it to. She tried over & over to not say it, & I was fucking relentless.

I told her, “well, we’ll see if your behavior improves in the future”
😂 She’s now realized that she really, really needs my help so she’s trying to apologize. It doesn’t work that way, lady. You call me a “bitch” and now I am *done* with you. No backsies. I don’t put up with that shit.
Just got called a “bitch” for doing my job. So good luck getting the water shut off, lady. I’m done with you.
December 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
We’ve all been there, raccoon. Nothin’ a little hair of the dog won’t fix.
A masked burglar broke into a closed liquor store and hit the bottom shelf, where the scotch and whisky were stored. Bottles were smashed, a ceiling tile collapsed and alcohol pooled on the floor.

The suspect: a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend
www.washingtonpost.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
😂 She’s now realized that she really, really needs my help so she’s trying to apologize. It doesn’t work that way, lady. You call me a “bitch” and now I am *done* with you. No backsies. I don’t put up with that shit.
Just got called a “bitch” for doing my job. So good luck getting the water shut off, lady. I’m done with you.
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Just got called a “bitch” for doing my job. So good luck getting the water shut off, lady. I’m done with you.
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
BEHOLD!
The 150-year-old Sycamore Gap tree, growing on Hadrian’s Wall in Northumberland. After the tree was criminally felled in 2023, the National Trust grew 49 saplings from its seeds, one for each foot of the tree’s original height.https://tinyurl.com/28da35cg
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Sycamore Gap tree saplings to be planted across UK
National Trust begins planting the 49 ‘trees of hope’ so the illegally felled tree can live on in a positive way
tinyurl.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
We’re disappearing 6yos. Great country
December 3, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Fluent 8yo boy: “What is the snake’s favorite class?”

Me: “Hmmmm what is the snakes’s favorite class. I don’t know!”

Boy: “HISSTORY. Do you get it? Because snakes make a hissing sound.”

Me: “Oh I get it now hahahahahahahaha!”

I made money listening to his joke. 💰😂
December 3, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Makin’ that money hunny!
Next up we’re learning voacabulary: grasshopper, mosquito, dragonfly, bedbug
💰💰💰
December 3, 2025 at 10:58 AM
This is one of those songs I sang by heart into my hairbrush when I was like 7 years old. Gotta hand it to my parents, they let me do it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4zu...
Move Over
YouTube video by Janis Joplin - Topic
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December 3, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Limited edition merch hittin' you on Friday!
December 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
HALP! I'm trapped in bed!
December 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Looks like they had a confetti blast sometime before this song. It’s an amazing performance.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KYb...
Aretha Franklin - Live at Concertgebouw Amsterdam 1968 - I Never Loved A Man The Way I Love You
YouTube video by Red Bullet
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December 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Reposted by Audrey
Cheap America fuel only sizzle like wet bluejean!
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Reposted by Audrey
"Buy Russia Fuel! It explode good!"
December 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Hitting kids is wrong & does lasting damage, so of course the christians are all in on it. This piece makes the argument that this should stop 👍
December 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Another day, another theft from the culture they decry every day.
Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using her song ‘Juno’ for a pro-ICE video:

“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
December 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Filed under: no shit, Sherlock
Breaking news: Government officials said they are increasingly concerned that the Trump administration intends to scapegoat the military officer who directed U.S. forces to kill survivors of a targeted strike on suspected drug smugglers in Latin America.
Hegseth, with White House help, tries to distance himself from boat strike fallout
As Congress vows accountability, the Trump administration emphasized it was a top military commander — not the defense secretary — who directed the engagement.
wapo.st
December 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Oh look, more Russian fuel goes kaboom 💥
December 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The teaching platform I work with has a curriculum called “Super Phonics” & I love teaching it, it’s like teaching music.
December 2, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Our best friends get it right 🇬🇧
December 2, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I can’t stand yoga, but they went and found a new way I can’t stand it. Chickens in diapers yoga? Nope, no thanks.
Yoga with animals — goats, dogs and cats — has become popular in recent years.

But chicken yoga is another version, offered in a neighborhood where dozens of wild chickens roam the streets, courtyards and sidewalks.
Rescued chickens wearing diapers join monthly Florida yoga class
The chickens mostly walk around the room, cluck at one another and sit on the floor and yoga mats. Sometimes they lounge on people’s stomachs.
wapo.st
December 2, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Time for another glamorous day in the life of an independent contractor.
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 AM