Rori 🦇
@sweetrori.bsky.social
Artist, smut writer, and the sweetest brat you’ll ever meet💋 Polyam, bi/pan, mostly subby, witchy weirdo. Lover of shenanigans. Elder millennial. Completely in love with my partners🐯🐺 Let’s be friends! MDNI
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Tip: $SweetRori or throne.com/sweetrori
I’m at the point in my life where my idea of a wonderful anniversary is cuddles and binge watching the latest season of Alone. 🤷♀️ #noregrets #happy3years
February 17, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I’m at the point in my life where my idea of a wonderful anniversary is cuddles and binge watching the latest season of Alone. 🤷♀️ #noregrets #happy3years
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I’m glad new people are following me thanks to my grocery store post but I feel obligated to point out that *most* of what I post is NSFW.
Also, if you’re a MAGAt, get gone. These are antifa boobies!
Also, if you’re a MAGAt, get gone. These are antifa boobies!
February 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I’m glad new people are following me thanks to my grocery store post but I feel obligated to point out that *most* of what I post is NSFW.
Also, if you’re a MAGAt, get gone. These are antifa boobies!
Also, if you’re a MAGAt, get gone. These are antifa boobies!
Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
Things we are not doing in 2026, besties:
- worrying that every little hair or blemish makes us undesirable
- sucking it in when he puts a hand on our tummies
- comparing our bodies to retouched pics online
- not buying clothing we love because we are worried we are not skinny or young enough
- worrying that every little hair or blemish makes us undesirable
- sucking it in when he puts a hand on our tummies
- comparing our bodies to retouched pics online
- not buying clothing we love because we are worried we are not skinny or young enough
February 12, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Things we are not doing in 2026, besties:
- worrying that every little hair or blemish makes us undesirable
- sucking it in when he puts a hand on our tummies
- comparing our bodies to retouched pics online
- not buying clothing we love because we are worried we are not skinny or young enough
- worrying that every little hair or blemish makes us undesirable
- sucking it in when he puts a hand on our tummies
- comparing our bodies to retouched pics online
- not buying clothing we love because we are worried we are not skinny or young enough
I have big Pisces energy and I’m not upset about it. 🤷♀️
February 10, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I have big Pisces energy and I’m not upset about it. 🤷♀️
People with boobies over 40… this is your reminder to schedule your annual mammogram. Sincerely, they are no big deal and free with most health insurance. No need to be nervous, they literally take like 15 mins and you’re done.
February 10, 2026 at 7:02 PM
People with boobies over 40… this is your reminder to schedule your annual mammogram. Sincerely, they are no big deal and free with most health insurance. No need to be nervous, they literally take like 15 mins and you’re done.
When he possessively wraps an arm around your waist or nuzzles your neck in public 🫠
(In poly, possessive actions don’t mean that my partner is mine and no one else’s. It means they are mine to protect and cherish, and if you don’t treat them right they are mine to avenge.)
(In poly, possessive actions don’t mean that my partner is mine and no one else’s. It means they are mine to protect and cherish, and if you don’t treat them right they are mine to avenge.)
February 10, 2026 at 2:31 AM
When he possessively wraps an arm around your waist or nuzzles your neck in public 🫠
(In poly, possessive actions don’t mean that my partner is mine and no one else’s. It means they are mine to protect and cherish, and if you don’t treat them right they are mine to avenge.)
(In poly, possessive actions don’t mean that my partner is mine and no one else’s. It means they are mine to protect and cherish, and if you don’t treat them right they are mine to avenge.)
If you don’t love me at my “posting weird art” you don’t deserve me at my “posting lewds”
February 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
If you don’t love me at my “posting weird art” you don’t deserve me at my “posting lewds”
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- iced coffee
- random assortment of pretty papers, stickers, ribbons, beads, and glitter
- half-burned berry scented candles
- tin of ice breakers sours
- heavy-duty scissors
- 3 to 5 pocket rocks
- a love letter
- a tiny, angry cat
- iced coffee
- random assortment of pretty papers, stickers, ribbons, beads, and glitter
- half-burned berry scented candles
- tin of ice breakers sours
- heavy-duty scissors
- 3 to 5 pocket rocks
- a love letter
- a tiny, angry cat
Loot that drops after defeating me
- 1 to 4 watches (broken)
- Potion of Strength (protein shake)
- Unfinished Gunpla
- Prop Sword
- Real Knife
- Tiger Balm (Ultra Strength)
- A confetti-like explosion of Magic Cards
- two American dollars
- 1 to 4 watches (broken)
- Potion of Strength (protein shake)
- Unfinished Gunpla
- Prop Sword
- Real Knife
- Tiger Balm (Ultra Strength)
- A confetti-like explosion of Magic Cards
- two American dollars
Loot that drop after defeating me (pshhh, good luck with that 😌)
- big brass chunky rings (+2 str)
- a sketchbook filled with smut
- fleecy jacket of maximum cozy
- protein bar (old and smushed)
- strawberry jam perfume oil
- MtG cards
- way too many lip balms
- spare change (scott pilgrim style)
- big brass chunky rings (+2 str)
- a sketchbook filled with smut
- fleecy jacket of maximum cozy
- protein bar (old and smushed)
- strawberry jam perfume oil
- MtG cards
- way too many lip balms
- spare change (scott pilgrim style)
February 7, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- iced coffee
- random assortment of pretty papers, stickers, ribbons, beads, and glitter
- half-burned berry scented candles
- tin of ice breakers sours
- heavy-duty scissors
- 3 to 5 pocket rocks
- a love letter
- a tiny, angry cat
- iced coffee
- random assortment of pretty papers, stickers, ribbons, beads, and glitter
- half-burned berry scented candles
- tin of ice breakers sours
- heavy-duty scissors
- 3 to 5 pocket rocks
- a love letter
- a tiny, angry cat
Someone once accused me of editing my pics. Can you believe it? The audacity! My pics don’t have a single edit, crop, or filter!
February 6, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Someone once accused me of editing my pics. Can you believe it? The audacity! My pics don’t have a single edit, crop, or filter!
And all I really want is some peace man
A place to find a common ground
And all I really want is a wavelength
(Today’s vibe is courtesy of Alanis.)
open.spotify.com/track/6rRIRM...
A place to find a common ground
And all I really want is a wavelength
(Today’s vibe is courtesy of Alanis.)
open.spotify.com/track/6rRIRM...
All I Really Want - 2015 Remaster
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February 6, 2026 at 3:16 AM
And all I really want is some peace man
A place to find a common ground
And all I really want is a wavelength
(Today’s vibe is courtesy of Alanis.)
open.spotify.com/track/6rRIRM...
A place to find a common ground
And all I really want is a wavelength
(Today’s vibe is courtesy of Alanis.)
open.spotify.com/track/6rRIRM...
*catches your bottom lip with my teeth as we kiss*
February 5, 2026 at 2:15 AM
*catches your bottom lip with my teeth as we kiss*
When I clench around you as tight as I can, just know… I mean it disrespectfully. 😏
February 4, 2026 at 7:03 PM
When I clench around you as tight as I can, just know… I mean it disrespectfully. 😏
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I wonder if the men in power sometimes just close their eyes and wish they were tiny tree frogs living in the forest without a care in the world.
I wonder if they realize that they… could basically go do that.
I wonder if they realize that they… could basically go do that.
February 3, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I wonder if the men in power sometimes just close their eyes and wish they were tiny tree frogs living in the forest without a care in the world.
I wonder if they realize that they… could basically go do that.
I wonder if they realize that they… could basically go do that.
Do you ever just wanna say to the old white dudes in power, what is it all for?
Like… they can’t be happy. They must be stressed all the time.
They don’t get those lil pleasures like sitting by the fire with a good novel. Or belly laughs with their kids. Or sleeping in while cuddling their cat.
Like… they can’t be happy. They must be stressed all the time.
They don’t get those lil pleasures like sitting by the fire with a good novel. Or belly laughs with their kids. Or sleeping in while cuddling their cat.
February 3, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Do you ever just wanna say to the old white dudes in power, what is it all for?
Like… they can’t be happy. They must be stressed all the time.
They don’t get those lil pleasures like sitting by the fire with a good novel. Or belly laughs with their kids. Or sleeping in while cuddling their cat.
Like… they can’t be happy. They must be stressed all the time.
They don’t get those lil pleasures like sitting by the fire with a good novel. Or belly laughs with their kids. Or sleeping in while cuddling their cat.
My girl Scrappy is at the bird feeder today. Lady is like the embodiment of Pink’s “So What” hence my name for her lol. She don’t give a shit who else wants food, this is HER turf.
I love her.
I wanna get in trouble
I wanna start a fight
Na na na na na na na
I wanna start a fight
I love her.
I wanna get in trouble
I wanna start a fight
Na na na na na na na
I wanna start a fight
February 2, 2026 at 6:39 PM
My girl Scrappy is at the bird feeder today. Lady is like the embodiment of Pink’s “So What” hence my name for her lol. She don’t give a shit who else wants food, this is HER turf.
I love her.
I wanna get in trouble
I wanna start a fight
Na na na na na na na
I wanna start a fight
I love her.
I wanna get in trouble
I wanna start a fight
Na na na na na na na
I wanna start a fight
Imagine hating me and I’m just over here like
a kitten is sticking its head out of a person 's pocket and looking at the camera .
ALT: a kitten is sticking its head out of a person 's pocket and looking at the camera .
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February 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Imagine hating me and I’m just over here like
Okay like 99% of the time I am just naturally a subby bottom but gosh himbos are really adorable aren’t they? That’s right, baby boy, empty that pretty little head for me…
February 1, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Okay like 99% of the time I am just naturally a subby bottom but gosh himbos are really adorable aren’t they? That’s right, baby boy, empty that pretty little head for me…
It’s cold and snowy, so it’s the perfect night to watch Fargo (the movie) with my love. He’s never seen it before! ❄️ Yoooou betcha
February 1, 2026 at 2:05 AM
It’s cold and snowy, so it’s the perfect night to watch Fargo (the movie) with my love. He’s never seen it before! ❄️ Yoooou betcha
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There was a boy
A very strange, enchanted boy…
And while we spoke of many things
Fools and kings, this he said to me
The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is just to love and be loved in return
A very strange, enchanted boy…
And while we spoke of many things
Fools and kings, this he said to me
The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is just to love and be loved in return
January 31, 2026 at 1:34 AM
There was a boy
A very strange, enchanted boy…
And while we spoke of many things
Fools and kings, this he said to me
The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is just to love and be loved in return
A very strange, enchanted boy…
And while we spoke of many things
Fools and kings, this he said to me
The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is just to love and be loved in return
There was a boy
A very strange, enchanted boy…
And while we spoke of many things
Fools and kings, this he said to me
The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is just to love and be loved in return
A very strange, enchanted boy…
And while we spoke of many things
Fools and kings, this he said to me
The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is just to love and be loved in return
January 31, 2026 at 1:34 AM
There was a boy
A very strange, enchanted boy…
And while we spoke of many things
Fools and kings, this he said to me
The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is just to love and be loved in return
A very strange, enchanted boy…
And while we spoke of many things
Fools and kings, this he said to me
The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is just to love and be loved in return