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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 15h

I’m on the move again from tomorrow. 🛩️

I have one evening free in Sydney and one in Canberra. Send me a MILFy love-note if you’d like to romp the night away. 🥰💚💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 20h

Oh god damn - I have to move again! Ahhhhhhh! *shakes fist at universe*

This is the 4th time in 3 years. That’s just mean. 😕

a chewbacca holding a guitar in a field

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 2d

May I present … my bestest favourite perfume. Hehehe 😈😉💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 8d

Always at my happiest when dishevelled. 🥰😈💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 9d

I made a decision a while back to post a little less & see what happened.

So far, it’s not affected my ‘busy-ness’ but I am getting quite a few questions about whether I’m ok. Lol

Seeking a little work/life balance is all I’m doing. A happy, relaxed MILFy leads to excellent romps.

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 12d

Thank you gorgeous. I do love it over there. 💚

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 12d

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 12d

After a loooong overnight flight home from Perth and a big sleep, I’m ready to cause mischief in Melbourne once again. 😈😋💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 18d

Cheers to you all, my Perthlings. 🥰

I’m really enjoying an easy-paced tour this time around and taking my time to rest and enjoy the sunshine … and the lovely bar right near my hotel room. Lol. 💚💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 20d

Bit of old fashioned space horror and a loaded potato from heaven. 🤤

I’m all settled and will be back to my sexy ways tomorrow. It’s been 2 weeks since I’ve worked!

Watch out Perth. lol. 😈💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 20d

Um … it’s sunny & warm & kinda nice. This Melbourne girl is a little confused!🤪

I’m here, my Perthlings. Off to settle into my hotel & ready myself for all the naughtiness to cum (😳)

I have an opening for next Tuesday evening …

Drinks? Dinner? Or straight to Dessert? 😈💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 22d

Ok. Slight change in plans.

Due to ongoing sickness in the Swinton household I’ll be arriving on Thursday afternoon now & staying through til next Wednesday (1 Oct).

And I have actually had a little space open up for extra MILFy-romps. 😈

See you real soon, my Perthlings. 💚💋

Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 24d

I’ve been battling my way through proper flu this week and it’s been proper awful. Lol

But I’m feeling human again and preparing to pack my bags and head to Perth on Tuesday morning.

Can’t wait to see you all again. 🥰💚💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 24d

Took down the whole household over here. Influenza B apparently. Fun times.

Hope you’re recovered quickly. X

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 24d

I’ve been battling my way through proper flu this week and it’s been proper awful. Lol

But I’m feeling human again and preparing to pack my bags and head to Perth on Tuesday morning.

Can’t wait to see you all again. 🥰💚💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 27d

Just laying around, day dreaming about … stuff. Hehe 😈😋💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · Sep 13

Currently in my ‘full MILF’ era. Lol. 🥳😈💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · Sep 10

This butt has been left in the lurch for Friday lunchtime plans (12/09). 😱

Maybe we could do a ‘thing’? 🤔🤭💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · Sep 10

Escaping into the lift after an energetic romp, trying to look all sweet and innocent …

… but the hair gives me away. Hehe 🤫😈💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · Sep 8

Apart from ‘Get away from her, you Bitch’, I think the Tombstone line (and specifically the way he delivers it) is my favourite movie quote of all time. 🥰🥰

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · Sep 8

Feeling frisky? I’m your Huckleberry. 🤠😈💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · Sep 5

Night, night; sleep tight; and have an awesome weekend. 😉😈💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · Sep 5

lol. I’m in Melbourne. We have plenty of cold nights still to come.

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · Sep 4

Is there anything quite so delicious in this life as the feeling of a brand new pair of UGG boots on your tootsies?

*happy sigh*
🐑💚💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · Sep 3

It’s a beautiful day for an adventure. 🥰🙏💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · Aug 31

I’ve been having some quiet time this weekend and will be off until Wednesday.

But my money-maker & I are now fully engaged until 5th October.

I bloody love you guys. 🥰

Your willingness to plan ahead is what makes it possible for me to take time at home without stress. 🙏💋

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