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Degen 🔞 @swirlyhobkin.bsky.social · 12h

Can the sun just explode already

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Degen 🔞 @swirlyhobkin.bsky.social · 1d

RELEASE ME FROM LABOR!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Degen 🔞 @swirlyhobkin.bsky.social · 4d

WORK IS EVIL!!! WORK IS THE DEVIL!!! HATEEEE HATEEEEEE HATEEEEEE

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Degen 🔞 @swirlyhobkin.bsky.social · 6d

I need to put my roommates in that sock atomizer from monsters inc because how tf you gonna be bumming it in my house and ask me for 20 bucks while im on my way to a double shift, that im only on because you’re bumming in my house. Make it make sense

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Degen 🔞 @swirlyhobkin.bsky.social · 6d

Can I just get a quarter mil, a pack of marlboro, and a pack of cutwater for being the best Hobkin on earth instead of going to my fuckass j*b

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Degen 🔞 @swirlyhobkin.bsky.social · 11d

We got some god damn PLANS cooking oomfs, muehehehhe~ 💜

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Degen 🔞 @swirlyhobkin.bsky.social · 11d

To whoever needs to hear this: If the *only* thing stopping you from getting rid of someone from your life is how long you’ve been friends, it’s cooked, cut that shit off you will feel a thousand times better after you get over the initial sting.

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Degen 🔞 @swirlyhobkin.bsky.social · 11d

I’m so happy it’s getting colder, today feels like heaven like god damnnnnnn

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Degen 🔞 @swirlyhobkin.bsky.social · 12d

Already don’t wanna be awake today, fuuuuuuuuck

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punkitt ‼️💞 @punkitt.bsky.social · 14d

thing i run into a lot

(pervert transgender writers out there this is a CALL to ACTION!!!)

art of a werewolf girl talking to a blank stand-in character. The werewolf says "hey y'all got any grounded realistic stories about two transgender women just fuckin. like no magic or sci fi its just two tgirls going at it" the stand-in says "best i can give ya is 80 chapter hardcore sci-fi transformation porn with hypnosis". The werewolf replies:
"based but not what im looking for"

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punkitt ‼️💞 @punkitt.bsky.social · 15d

saw Superman (2025)

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Degen 🔞 @swirlyhobkin.bsky.social · 17d

Finally fixed my sewing machine so I could crop one of my leather jackets! After finishing I learned I look ridiculous in cropped jackets, at least I have a strip of leather now ig 💜

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Degen 🔞 @swirlyhobkin.bsky.social · 17d

God I fucking hate work sooooooooo much

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Degen 🔞 @swirlyhobkin.bsky.social · Sep 7

I am LITERALLY Kasane Teto and no I will NOT be elaborating

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Miko🌀 @mikomaus.bsky.social · Aug 21

I can look away whenever I want. I'm not hypnotized. It's just a shiny timepiece. I'm not hypnotized. I'm not...
...not hypnotized....

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Degen 🔞 @swirlyhobkin.bsky.social · Aug 14

No ideaaaa, I just think someone being obsessed with ego death is a red flag

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Degen 🔞 @swirlyhobkin.bsky.social · Aug 2

Dreadrith can’t be fr right now comparing porn to diabetes, bro must have been hyped when he saw what Mastercard was doing

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Degen 🔞 @swirlyhobkin.bsky.social · Jul 26

It’s a temporary loss of your sense of self, alot of new age spiritualists apply it to drug use and believe it leads to a deeper understanding of the self. Though in my experience the people talking about ego death just want someone to experience ego death so they’re easier to manipulate.

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Degen 🔞 @swirlyhobkin.bsky.social · Jul 25

If someone starts talking to you about ego death and hasn’t read anything other than hypno kink books, RUN AWAY!!!! RUNNNN!!!!

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Paxton Stranger @paxtonstranger.bsky.social · Jul 21

Canonically speaking this is from a ✨vintage era,✨ the early college days of Pax and Sylvester, when Sylv was still a heartbreaker frat boy who hadn't been tamed by the fox, and Pax.... well. uh. I was still figuring stuff out, mmkay? I'm not THIS gullible anymore, I promise >///<
#hypnosis #furry

Pax (a floppy eared dog) sits in a college letterman jacket and underwear (and nothing else), looking sheepish/timid but smiling. He's holding one hand up at about chest height and staring at a pocket watch dangling in front of him.

Frat member #1: (offscreen) oh my GOD is the pledge gonna try it??

Pax: Y-yea!! Why not? Heh..!! But I'm n-not a pledge, just-

Sylvester: (offscreen) He came here with me, hssshshshs...~

Frat member #2: (offscreen) oh shittt, aight Sylvester! New boyfriend? He's cuteee~

Pax: Uhm...! T-thanks!

Frat member #3: (offscreen) Sylv doesn't have "boyfriends," hahaha! More like boytoy.

Frat member #1: (offscreen) I'll give it a week before someone else is wearing that letterman jacket-

Sylvester: He's a ROOM MATE!! ...damn, guysss...

Frat member #1: (offscreen) Y'all shut up!! ...hey mister not-pledge, you know what to do?

Pax: Y-yea! I think so! Keep my hand lifted like this as long as I can, and you'll know I'm under if it drops?

Frat member #1: (offscreen) ooooh, good listener! If you last a minute the drink cover's on us~

Pax: S-sounds good! Shouldn't be too hard...

Pax is sitting in much the same pose, but his eyes have gone wide, jaw slack, and his hand is drooping down a bit. He also is no longer wearing anything and is hard.

Frat member #1: (offscreen) You're doing soooo well, not-pledge... still counting down from 60?

Pax: Y-yea...

Frat member #1: Manners, dog.

Pax: Yes sir...! Sorry... sir...

Frat member #2: Wonder what number he thinks he's at!

Pax: I'm at three... two... ...t-tuh... twooo... nnhh...

Frat member #3: Hahahaha!

Frat member #2: Poor fuckin dork-

Frat member #1: Shhh... he's still awake. Hand's still up. Right?

Pax: Yes sirrr...

Frat member #1: Can't be bossed around or told what to do, huh?

Pax: No sir... n-not... hypnotized...

Frat member #1: Then why did you take your clothes off?

Pax: W-whuh?? Uuhhhh... b-buh... because... I wanted to...

Frat member #1: Because I ordered you to, right?

Pax: N-nuh... no sir!

Frat member #1: Then why?~

Pax: Because obedience feels good... and I just... wanted to obey... is all...

Frat member #1: Goooood puppy. What number are you on?

Pax: Threeeee... t-tuhhh... uuhhhhh...

Pax is completely zonked, eyes rolling back, tongue lolling out, his hand stroking off a cock that's shot cum all over his snout.

Frat member #1: Gooood puppy!! Awwwhhh, we're so proud of you!!! You've MORE than earned that drink cover~

Pax: Hh... T-thaaaank you... sir...

Frat member #1: Oop, but your hand keeps slipping down your drink!! Lift it back up again! Slide it up! Keep that hand up puppy!! Wouldn't wanna slip down into trance while youre celebrating, right?

Pax: N-no sir!! J-just... is s-slippery... and hands... hheavy... head is... t-too...

Frat member #1: Attaboy... now, try not to spill *this* one on your face, silly! You're supposed to swallow it~

Pax: Only spilled... t-three... ssssorry... sir...

Frat member #1: Don't worry, pup. We've got *plenty* left just in case~

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Degen 🔞 @swirlyhobkin.bsky.social · Jul 19

Barq

Degen 🔞 @swirlyhobkin.bsky.social · Jul 18

Deleted that fuckass orange app yayyy🥀

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Khorme @fecklessbun.bsky.social · Jul 17

I've been in the community on and off for over a decade, and I've seen my fare share of shallow and abusive individuals. The most egregious cases are Paige(P4wsized) and KanaTheBraixen, they've mentally abused and hurt those that I love and care for deeply.

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🌈🔞 Ames✨️ @dizzymilky.bsky.social · Jul 18

Paige framing this as a boundary issue is insulting, not only because it's dishonest to the original point of discussion, but he would not be one to know boundaries.
He destroyed our friendship himself in many ways, like stalking me, and has the audacity to blame other people for daring to speak.

Khorme @fecklessbun.bsky.social · Jul 17

I've been in the community on and off for over a decade, and I've seen my fare share of shallow and abusive individuals. The most egregious cases are Paige(P4wsized) and KanaTheBraixen, they've mentally abused and hurt those that I love and care for deeply.

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Degen 🔞 @swirlyhobkin.bsky.social · Jun 28

How I be feelin when I hear the opps at their lowest

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