Woj
@swojack.bsky.social
I like rock climbing, the NBA, world traveling and scifi/fantasy media. Made my Twitter exodus and think I might stick around on this life raft for a bit.
There there, those are two porch lights from a distance.
(they definitely are not two porch lights from a distance...)
(they definitely are not two porch lights from a distance...)
February 11, 2026 at 2:05 AM
There there, those are two porch lights from a distance.
(they definitely are not two porch lights from a distance...)
(they definitely are not two porch lights from a distance...)
Holy crap I didn't even see those I was so focused on the laser eyes of the deer.
That's an actual monster. Possible a demon.
That's an actual monster. Possible a demon.
February 11, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Holy crap I didn't even see those I was so focused on the laser eyes of the deer.
That's an actual monster. Possible a demon.
That's an actual monster. Possible a demon.
That Trailcam is so cooked once those beam cannon eyes fire.
February 11, 2026 at 2:02 AM
That Trailcam is so cooked once those beam cannon eyes fire.
In Texas murder is legal and considered virtuous if it's political and done by a right winger.
February 11, 2026 at 1:25 AM
In Texas murder is legal and considered virtuous if it's political and done by a right winger.
Only real response from her should be "Bronze huh? Sorry, I don't waste my time on losers."
February 10, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Only real response from her should be "Bronze huh? Sorry, I don't waste my time on losers."
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“Why is AI helping me write a song or tell a story? Send some shit through a black hole; do something that we can’t do. Or dig a ditch; do the shit we don’t want to do. Why is it coming after the stuff that we essentially need to do to be human beings?”
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Gore Verbinski Sounds Off on AI as He Launches ‘Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die’
The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ filmmaker is back after nearly a decade, and is ready to skewer how technology has taken over our lives (even more) in that time: “Why is AI helping me write a song or t...
www.hollywoodreporter.com
February 9, 2026 at 10:53 PM
“Why is AI helping me write a song or tell a story? Send some shit through a black hole; do something that we can’t do. Or dig a ditch; do the shit we don’t want to do. Why is it coming after the stuff that we essentially need to do to be human beings?”
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
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Rep. Mark Alford (R-TX) revealed that House Republicans are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show because they suspect it was "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction.
House GOP launches Bad Bunny probe: 'Worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction'
Rep. Mark Alford (R-TX) revealed that House Republicans are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show because they suspect it was "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction."During a Tuesday interview on Real America's Voice, Alford told the hosts that he and other House Repu...
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February 10, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Rep. Mark Alford (R-TX) revealed that House Republicans are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show because they suspect it was "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction.
Lol. Who the fuck would believe that you sailed your big ass yacht and entire family with staff all the way to pedo Island for a single hour lunch and then sailed away.
This is 1000 times more absurd than his original lie about going to his house and leaving instantly.
This is 1000 times more absurd than his original lie about going to his house and leaving instantly.
February 10, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Lol. Who the fuck would believe that you sailed your big ass yacht and entire family with staff all the way to pedo Island for a single hour lunch and then sailed away.
This is 1000 times more absurd than his original lie about going to his house and leaving instantly.
This is 1000 times more absurd than his original lie about going to his house and leaving instantly.
We're all making jokes about this right now, but everyone knows what this means right?
Trump has obviously been playing with the idea of banning Canadian players and trans from the NHL and other international hockey competitions.
Trump has obviously been playing with the idea of banning Canadian players and trans from the NHL and other international hockey competitions.
February 9, 2026 at 11:49 PM
We're all making jokes about this right now, but everyone knows what this means right?
Trump has obviously been playing with the idea of banning Canadian players and trans from the NHL and other international hockey competitions.
Trump has obviously been playing with the idea of banning Canadian players and trans from the NHL and other international hockey competitions.
Why is every single evolution of that cute original mammal nightmare fuel?
February 9, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Why is every single evolution of that cute original mammal nightmare fuel?
Courts are supposed to ask potential witnesses who have legal liability is if they were promised anything in exchange for giving certain testimony. It will be hilarious when she answers that question "no" after getting clemency.
February 9, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Courts are supposed to ask potential witnesses who have legal liability is if they were promised anything in exchange for giving certain testimony. It will be hilarious when she answers that question "no" after getting clemency.
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1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken.
Hundreds of kids are still detained.
We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
Hundreds of kids are still detained.
We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
February 9, 2026 at 12:25 PM
1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken.
Hundreds of kids are still detained.
We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
Hundreds of kids are still detained.
We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
Infinite future Elon Terminators keep traveling back in time and assassinating posters who answer your question during their childhoods.
February 9, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Infinite future Elon Terminators keep traveling back in time and assassinating posters who answer your question during their childhoods.
Corn starch or just a little baking powder is the secret to crispy baked wings
February 8, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Corn starch or just a little baking powder is the secret to crispy baked wings
I hate basically every single thing about Massie's politics, but god damn is it refreshing to see a political figure actually recognize what the point of getting elected is in the first place and use their power to actually do shit.
February 8, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I hate basically every single thing about Massie's politics, but god damn is it refreshing to see a political figure actually recognize what the point of getting elected is in the first place and use their power to actually do shit.
Ads for them suddenly showed up on all my streaming apps a handful of months ago but I haven't seen one recently.
February 7, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Ads for them suddenly showed up on all my streaming apps a handful of months ago but I haven't seen one recently.
Poach the few remaining actual reporters too and leave behind the right wing and corporate grifter trash the paper had slowly been stocking itself with over the last 25 years.
If someone actually did that the resulting paper would be a far better Washington Post than we've had in a long time.
If someone actually did that the resulting paper would be a far better Washington Post than we've had in a long time.
February 7, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Poach the few remaining actual reporters too and leave behind the right wing and corporate grifter trash the paper had slowly been stocking itself with over the last 25 years.
If someone actually did that the resulting paper would be a far better Washington Post than we've had in a long time.
If someone actually did that the resulting paper would be a far better Washington Post than we've had in a long time.
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on the balance i think partisan gerrymandering is bad but the only way it ends is if democrats weaponize it against republicans everywhere they can. wiping out republican lawmakers in blue states might bring the GOP to the table to end the practice.
February 7, 2026 at 2:35 PM
on the balance i think partisan gerrymandering is bad but the only way it ends is if democrats weaponize it against republicans everywhere they can. wiping out republican lawmakers in blue states might bring the GOP to the table to end the practice.
Didn't he do something similar to this at other events and on family vacations last year?
I remember him ordering an entire lake having its water levels increased for a boating trip and some other absurd requirements for a Vatican trip. I think it makes him feel like a dictator.
I remember him ordering an entire lake having its water levels increased for a boating trip and some other absurd requirements for a Vatican trip. I think it makes him feel like a dictator.
February 7, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Didn't he do something similar to this at other events and on family vacations last year?
I remember him ordering an entire lake having its water levels increased for a boating trip and some other absurd requirements for a Vatican trip. I think it makes him feel like a dictator.
I remember him ordering an entire lake having its water levels increased for a boating trip and some other absurd requirements for a Vatican trip. I think it makes him feel like a dictator.
Lol she's figuratively holding Tim as a human shield for her already weak and vague "condemnation" if we can even call it that.
February 6, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Lol she's figuratively holding Tim as a human shield for her already weak and vague "condemnation" if we can even call it that.
Billionaires can already buy the oval office. I think that's a different problem with a different solution.
February 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Billionaires can already buy the oval office. I think that's a different problem with a different solution.
Here's the thing. After decades of bipartisan examples, it out that it actually IS impossible to be "tough on the border" and also not be a piece of shit racist.
Maybe people should think about why that is.
Maybe people should think about why that is.
February 6, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Here's the thing. After decades of bipartisan examples, it out that it actually IS impossible to be "tough on the border" and also not be a piece of shit racist.
Maybe people should think about why that is.
Maybe people should think about why that is.
We really need to start the gears turning on a Constitutional Amendment so that this guy can be our President at some point. It's pretty much our only chance of surviving this dumpster-fire tailspin.
We can call it the "Let Zohran be President you Cowards" amendment.
We can call it the "Let Zohran be President you Cowards" amendment.
February 6, 2026 at 4:28 PM
We really need to start the gears turning on a Constitutional Amendment so that this guy can be our President at some point. It's pretty much our only chance of surviving this dumpster-fire tailspin.
We can call it the "Let Zohran be President you Cowards" amendment.
We can call it the "Let Zohran be President you Cowards" amendment.
I feel like I've been seeing major news stories about Lindsay Vonn suffering massive career altering injuries right before some big world skiing competition for my entire adult life. How many Olympics has she competed in?
February 6, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I feel like I've been seeing major news stories about Lindsay Vonn suffering massive career altering injuries right before some big world skiing competition for my entire adult life. How many Olympics has she competed in?
I thought Trump banned all the Bombardiers from flying in American air space during one of his tantrums about Canada.
Are you even allowed to put this thing in the air at the moment?
Are you even allowed to put this thing in the air at the moment?
February 6, 2026 at 3:55 PM
I thought Trump banned all the Bombardiers from flying in American air space during one of his tantrums about Canada.
Are you even allowed to put this thing in the air at the moment?
Are you even allowed to put this thing in the air at the moment?