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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 5d

gunnnnk 😌

and when she finally gets her life together? wunk

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 5d

girl monk

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 5d

i’m like if mr. monk had never experienced marital bliss and only knew suffering but also a girl

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 18d

no one was more surprised than me

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 18d

did u guys know that when nuns get to heaven they finally get to consummate their marriage with god? i’m standing in the longest line i’ve ever seen…... thankfully one of the angels is getting me a fast pass bc they really DO see everything we do on earth & i impressed him

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 18d

god just told me that he would’ve raptured you too but the prep u were doing gave him the ick…… he says, and this is a direct quote, “no thirsty bitches 😂😭😂😭”

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 19d

my favorite part of watching football is when the players crouch on the ground like they’re in a production of CATS

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 19d

something in the arts or sciences preferably but open to anything ofc

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 19d

a lot of people thinking they’ll get raptured tomorrow are forgetting the fact that god (famously) don’t like ugly

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 19d

if we take acetaminophen while pregnant will the autism be generic or nah? i’m trying to have a savant

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 20d

love greeting a dog with a formal “sir” or just a “ma’am” like i’m on a politician’s security detail

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 21d

if a tiny footed woman says anything rude in response to this i WILL block….. have a little laugh why don’t you

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 21d

i will be using my clompers to swim away from a shark or balance on uneven terrain

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 21d

when a woman’s shoe size is 5 it’s like ok, whateverrrr. have fun with ur pitter patters

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 26d

idk if i’m one of god’s favorites but i’m definitely in a competitive tier

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 26d

don’t ask me how….. there are some things that u just know

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 27d

the man is a comedian

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 27d

my qb fr

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 27d

you could never make me hate jared goff. he just lambeau leaped into the seats like a 3yo learning how to get out of the swimming pool on their own for the first time

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 27d

YES

Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 27d

aidan hutchinson i have been receiving your coded messages and i accept

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COURIER @couriernewsroom.bsky.social · Sep 11

Host @theashleyray.bsky.social sits down with guest @sydneybattle.bsky.social to talk about everything from True Crime to Love Island Season 6 in this week's episode of TV I Say — watch now:

True Crime Hits and Misses with Sydney Battle | TV I Say with Ashley Ray

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · Sep 11

guys what if it’s the punisher

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · Sep 5

giggling and golf clapping in front of my tv every other time alcaraz scores a point…. i need to find a new therapist

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · Sep 4

age gap this, intelligence gap that…. nobody’s talking about the one person has a great full name and the other person has a terrible name gap

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