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carrophobia
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carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · Nov 19
so guys what youre gonna wanna do is rub your eyes really hard for 2 to 3 minutes and you'll begin to experience what is known as the trip
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carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · Nov 17
like irl or the minecraft skin
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carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · Nov 15
🫶🫶🫶
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carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · Nov 15
where is your phonk flavored galaxy gas
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carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · Nov 14
i would give up anything in my life right now in exchange for a restraining order against ukulele players
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carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · Nov 14
he is now telling me some bullshit about the govt using plane trails to control the weather and some shit abt the periodic table and deities go back to 3rd grade bro 🤦‍♂️
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carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · Nov 14
my fucking idiot coworker just told me the reason this cloud was rainbow colored is because of 5g radiation bro have you heard of refraction
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carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · Nov 14
this is insane. blueshell him next time
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carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · Nov 14
hi @kilohearts.com i love you @kilohearts.com
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carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · Nov 14
"what are your intentions with my daughter"

idk man i have a fuck ton of ant bites
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carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · Nov 14
eating bacon is so gender affirming
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carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · Nov 13
no amount of bewilderment couldve been appropriate for peter griffin in fortnite
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carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · Nov 13
cool as hell
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carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · Nov 13
missed eating bagel cause i havent had one in years so i bought and ate one and now i recall the existential horror that comes after
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carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · Nov 13
talk tuah reference?
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carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · Nov 13
before dark mode there was invert colors
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carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · Nov 13
idk
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carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · Nov 13
cant stop coughing i hope they dont think im hitting blinkers
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carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · Nov 13
pissed at my mom for never becoming a blockbuster member it couldve been a family heirloom
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carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · Nov 13
we bring the boom
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carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · Nov 13
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carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · Nov 12
i feel sorry for taking all the cool rare usernames but on the contrary i now have a hivemind of swag
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carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · Nov 12
was gonna say some shit about spreading it but i dont want to
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carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · Nov 12
cmon bro don't give away my secret
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carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · Nov 12
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