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android dick ◊ 🍉 @syntheticvisicn.bsky.social · Jan 27

« Xolisile "Rook" Ingellvar, Volkarin's Lily »

I finally finished this piece, as well as an alt version ( in thread below 🧵↓ )

#dragonageart #dragonage #datv

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kara @karawra.bsky.social · 23d

It's the least that Johanna deserves😔
Inspired by Self-portrait with Skull (c. 1660) by Michael Sweerts with a touch of Joseph Ducreux

#dragonage #datv #emmrichvolkarin

Dragon Age fan art of Emmrich Volkarin holding Johanna's skull and putting his finger in her nose. Based off of Self-portrait with Skull (c. 1660) by Michael Sweerts

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android dick ◊ 🍉 @syntheticvisicn.bsky.social · 25d

whenever i eat a mango: man i bet emmrich volkarin would love this

android dick ◊ 🍉 @syntheticvisicn.bsky.social · 28d

seeing there was apparently emmrich hate and that the perpetrator has been straight emmrich posting for a whole week is… something

giving obsessed

android dick ◊ 🍉 @syntheticvisicn.bsky.social · Sep 10

omg bookmarks at last 😭

i’m gonna save so much emmrook

android dick ◊ 🍉 @syntheticvisicn.bsky.social · Sep 5

i'll find you when i wake

( idea i discussed with a friend. rough one, but i love pain. )

#emmrook #emmrich #emmrichvolkarin #datv

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android dick ◊ 🍉 @syntheticvisicn.bsky.social · Sep 4

when in rivain...

tried out a new brush; determined to fight the artblock

#emmrook #emmrich #emmrichvolkarin #datv

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Deny-the-issue @deny-the-issue.bsky.social · Aug 27

I was commissioned to make this as a way of thanking draco-illius-noctis on Tumblr for giving so much to the Emmrich fandom, through letters and fic!

#emmrichvolkarin #emmrichfanart #fanart #dragonagefanart #dragonage #datv #da4 #commission #digitalart #art

Emmrich sits at a desk, writing a letter. He's wearing an 1800's fashion navy suit with gold buttons, and his inner white shirt is unbuttoned. Letters addressed to various Rooks lay on the desk, and along the back is the book, "Wuthering Heights". A framed letter hangs on the back wall.

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android dick ◊ 🍉 @syntheticvisicn.bsky.social · Aug 27

I'm gonna be real, these three works are all I have finished fkjdsklf

I might not finish the rest of the week in time, but we'll see!!

android dick ◊ 🍉 @syntheticvisicn.bsky.social · Aug 27

Day Three - Courtship

#emmrichweek #emmrich #emmrichvolkarin #datv

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android dick ◊ 🍉 @syntheticvisicn.bsky.social · Aug 26

Day Two - Botany & Alchemy

#emmrichweek #emmrich #emmrichvolkarin #datv

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android dick ◊ 🍉 @syntheticvisicn.bsky.social · Aug 25

The prompt list! 🥰

x.com/emmrichweek/...

Emmrich Week 💀💚 on X: "hello all! posting this here as a reminder that emmrich week starts in two weeks! make sure to use #emmrichweek or tag this account! i'm excited to see what everyone creates 💚 https://t.co/ttWb0c5yDH" / X

hello all! posting this here as a reminder that emmrich week starts in two weeks! make sure to use #emmrichweek or tag this account! i'm excited to see what everyone creates 💚 https://t.co/ttWb0c5yDH

x.com

android dick ◊ 🍉 @syntheticvisicn.bsky.social · Aug 25

Day One - Necropolis

It's #emmrichweek over on the other site! ( Prompt list shared below! )

#emmrich #emmrichvolkarin #datv

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☀️Odd☀️open for freelance work! @oddthesungod.bsky.social · Aug 7

oh look at the time! it's sexualizing that old man o'clock again :)
alternative title: Emmrich finds the Lighthouse's bathhouse

#dragonage #dragonagefanart #art

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android dick ◊ 🍉 @syntheticvisicn.bsky.social · Aug 11

STOP 🛑 🖐🏻 This is a WIP checkpoint

QRP with your current WIP

Emm week shit, who knows if it'll all get done in time jfksdlafj;

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TimetheHobo @timethehobo.bsky.social · Aug 8

Oh look an Emmy cocoon. #DragonAge #EmmrichVolkarin

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android dick ◊ 🍉 @syntheticvisicn.bsky.social · Aug 7

started sketching out the things for emmrich week, this is gonna kill me

a woman in a striped sweater is standing in the snow

ALT: a woman in a striped sweater is standing in the snow

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android dick ◊ 🍉 @syntheticvisicn.bsky.social · Aug 5

didn’t know about this da kiss week thing 🧍

but there IS gonna be an emmrich week

i know what i have to do, but i don’t know if i have the strength to do it

android dick ◊ 🍉 @syntheticvisicn.bsky.social · Jul 25

What if old man yaoi, but furniture?

I don't even go here, but my friend and I discussed an au, and I was inspired!

I love them 😭

#emmrook #emmrich #emmrichvolkarin #datv #dateeverything

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android dick ◊ 🍉 @syntheticvisicn.bsky.social · Jul 19

Congrats on the much deserved 1k!! 🥳

I humbly offer Them, mourn watchers in love, emmrook 🥺

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Emmrich Fupa Fanclub President @elefxxk.bsky.social · Jul 19

Elefxxk 1k Follower Giveaway!!

Share, Follow, and Comment a character/ship to enter!

Rules:
- Must be following, new followers welcome 💚
- No giveaway accts

There will be 2 winners! 1 selected from the comments and 1 randomly pulled from the reposts

Winners will be selected July 31 🫡

Emmrich with a flaccid dick rides Rook’s strap

The Iron Bull, fully clothed, embracing a nude Lavellan. He grabs her hip in one hand, her breast in the other, and licks her neck

A dwarven warden, Brynmor Aeducan, bottoming for Zevran

Astarion leaning in to kiss a halfling Dark Urge, but they stop him with a hand lifted to his mouth. In their other hand they hold a book.

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distressing pie @adorashandy.bsky.social · Jul 8

I love his hands. In all the ways. The Professor knows how to put his anatomy lessons to practical use.

A personal grievance with Ficbook: this drawing didn’t make it past moderation because of its “sexual content.”

#EmmrichVolkarin

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Anna Svab✨ @svanha.bsky.social · Jun 26

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baby boy🤍

(don’t @ me because of the bones’s anatomy ok??? I was trying to be quick and of course forgot you can’t be with bones :’D)

#dragonage #dragonagetheveilguard #emmrichvolkarin #manfredtheskeleton

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Ria🔸commissions and resting🙏 @riadoodles.bsky.social · Jun 23

What a day of unexpected splendor💕
#dragonage #veilguard #emmrichvolkarin #🎨

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android dick ◊ 🍉 @syntheticvisicn.bsky.social · Jun 6

And a happier version bc they do indeed get their happy ending 🥰

#emmrook #emmrich #emmrichvolkarin #datv

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android dick ◊ 🍉 @syntheticvisicn.bsky.social · Jun 6

Nobody's promised tomorrow.

Back with more old man yaoi, featuring a friend's Warden Thorne!!

#emmrook #emmrich #emmrichvolkarin #datv

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