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🌴🦌 ⟦ S Y N T H I O ⟧ 🦌🌴 @synthiostag.bsky.social · May 3

✨𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖'𝕤 𝕒 𝕟𝕖𝕨 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕘 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜~✨

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🌴🦌 ⟦ S Y N T H I O ⟧ 🦌🌴 @synthiostag.bsky.social · 1d

OH GOD OH FUCK THEY CHANGED YOUTUBE'S UI AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

🌴🦌 ⟦ S Y N T H I O ⟧ 🦌🌴 @synthiostag.bsky.social · 1d

I don't care if Bill Gates took Windows 10 out back and shot it to death, I'M NOT UPDATING TO WINDOWS 11

🌴🦌 ⟦ S Y N T H I O ⟧ 🦌🌴 @synthiostag.bsky.social · 5d

P e r h a p s

(I will not elaborate further)

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🌴🦌 ⟦ S Y N T H I O ⟧ 🦌🌴 @synthiostag.bsky.social · 5d

N o

I'm trying to sell you the superior original species:

S Y N T H S

🌴🦌 ⟦ S Y N T H I O ⟧ 🦌🌴 @synthiostag.bsky.social · 5d

BUY IT, USE IT, BREAK IT, FIX IT, TRASH IT, CHANGE IT, MAIL, UPGRADE IT, CHARGE IT, POINT IT, ZOOM IT, PRESS IT, SNAP IT, WORK IT, QUICK, ERASE IT, WRITE IT, CUT IT, PASTE IT, SAVE IT, LOAD IT, CHECK IT, QUICK, REWRITE IT, PLUG IT, PLAY IT, BURN IT, RIP IT, DRAG IT, DROP IT, ZIP, UNZIP IT

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🌴🦌 ⟦ S Y N T H I O ⟧ 🦌🌴 @synthiostag.bsky.social · 5d

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🌴🦌 ⟦ S Y N T H I O ⟧ 🦌🌴 @synthiostag.bsky.social · 6d

WRONG

I have a FURRY women fetish

(And also human)

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🌴🦌 ⟦ S Y N T H I O ⟧ 🦌🌴 @synthiostag.bsky.social · 6d

I CAN'T HELP THAT I THINK BOOBS ARE CUTE

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🌴🦌 ⟦ S Y N T H I O ⟧ 🦌🌴 @synthiostag.bsky.social · 6d

But... but woman pretty..

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🌴🦌 ⟦ S Y N T H I O ⟧ 🦌🌴 @synthiostag.bsky.social · 6d

I JUST THINK WOMEN ARE COOL AND BASED AND PRETTY AND STUFF, OKAY??

🌴🦌 ⟦ S Y N T H I O ⟧ 🦌🌴 @synthiostag.bsky.social · 6d

Idk man, I'm starting to think I might be...

*gulps*

S-S-STRAIGHT

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🌴🦌 ⟦ S Y N T H I O ⟧ 🦌🌴 @synthiostag.bsky.social · 24d

deer2.mp4

Reposted by 🌴🦌 ⟦ S Y N T H I O ⟧ 🦌🌴

Neil Cicierega @neilcic.com · Mar 21

recovering data off a 1999 hard drive and finding 500 corrupted images of Fin Fin

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Joy🏳️‍⚧️ 又 @joyflowers.moe · 29d

That’s always the goal 💜

A plushie of a deer with text saying: I just want to be soft, silly, and make people happy

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🌴🦌 ⟦ S Y N T H I O ⟧ 🦌🌴 @synthiostag.bsky.social · 29d

Okay so like, is the Switch 2 ACTUALLY worth it?

Not that I can actually afford it right now with my jobless ass lmao, but hearing my YouTube algorithm constantly saying it's trash and that Mario Kart World is some eldritch abomination have definitely instilled doubt in me lol

🌴🦌 ⟦ S Y N T H I O ⟧ 🦌🌴 @synthiostag.bsky.social · Sep 15

Also here's the original video:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjUn...

Professor Centaur: Dogs VHS

YouTube video by obviousplant

www.youtube.com

🌴🦌 ⟦ S Y N T H I O ⟧ 🦌🌴 @synthiostag.bsky.social · Sep 15

Not Bluesky fucking up the audio syncing lmao

Here, I posted it on the inferior, non-Bluesky platform as well:
x.com/SynthioStag/...

@synthiostag.bsky.social on X: "https://t.co/cH1bOTMVJo" / X

https://t.co/cH1bOTMVJo

x.com

🌴🦌 ⟦ S Y N T H I O ⟧ 🦌🌴 @synthiostag.bsky.social · Sep 15

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🎃 𝐉𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐀 🫀 @alienwhitetail.bsky.social · Sep 9

so here it is; Jousia’s fullsuit, fully made by me 🎉🦌

#furry #fursuit

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🌴🦌 ⟦ S Y N T H I O ⟧ 🦌🌴 @synthiostag.bsky.social · Sep 10

diddy blud

🌴🦌 ⟦ S Y N T H I O ⟧ 🦌🌴 @synthiostag.bsky.social · Sep 6

My ass is NOT sober lmaoooooo

🌴🦌 ⟦ S Y N T H I O ⟧ 🦌🌴 @synthiostag.bsky.social · Sep 5

Take the H E
#FursuitFriday

🌴🦌 ⟦ S Y N T H I O ⟧ 🦌🌴 @synthiostag.bsky.social · Aug 16

I am
✨t o u c h d e p r i v e d✨

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🌴🦌 ⟦ S Y N T H I O ⟧ 🦌🌴 @synthiostag.bsky.social · Aug 14

Well fuck, so much for Bluesky being the Twitter killer I guess lmao

Jamie J ($139/$2000) @slightlyflightyone.bsky.social · Aug 14

also Bluesky just updated tos and will apparently require you to send your ID to whatever shitty insecure data broker they go with before you are allowed to look at anything horny starting in october