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koko @ monhun 🗡️🐉
@synthwavecryptid.bsky.social
33, unhinged queer she/they illustrator | 80s aesthetic enthusiast | Mando, TCW, Bad Batch | DinCobbPaz CEO | 18+ only minors DNI 🔞
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Hi, I’m Koko, but you can also call me Jack 🤠✨
I’m an illustrator with a focus on queer intimacy and storytelling, and love working with dynamic lighting and warm colors 🏳️‍🌈

Frequently NSFW, 18+ only

🩵 patreon.com/c/synthwavecryptid
💜 tumblr: synthwavecryptid
🩷 asks: synthwavecryptid.straw.page
It’s not Thanksgiving without hypertension amirite

(it’s slowly going down I’m just big stress)
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Mom: our kindness 🥰
Me: we’re nerdy asf
Dad: we’re all stupid 😃
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Reposted by koko @ monhun 🗡️🐉
Li’l John is performing “Turn Down for What” on the Toys Я Us float and his DJ is Geoffrey the Giraffe.
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
“Oh nice the AT Nu Udra time challenge pendants are out, lemme see the A rank I got- OH”

the way it slurps back in I’m crying
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Transformers Prime is 15 years old…… help I’m turning to dust

Speaking of, fun fact: my internet name Koko comes from Knockout, the decepticon medic introduced in TF:Prime!
So I have officially been Koko for 13 years now ✨
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I bet as a lawyer it feels real good to say OBJECTION
But I bet as a judge it feels even better to say OVERRULED
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Another 6hr round trip drive tomorrow to look at one (1) house, Tylenol save me
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Reposted by koko @ monhun 🗡️🐉
Idk how many times people are gonna have to say "stop using ai it is literally killing us" before people listen.

No not even as a joke. don't go near this shit.
In Morrow County, healthy adults were coming down with unexplained medical conditions, including diseases that usually afflicted the elderly.

In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.

🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Guess who has two thumbs and a lowgrade fever
I’m tired of this year
Of this whole ass decade
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Love when I get the final hit kill screen 😎
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
me
November 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
We will return to regular scheduled shitposting tomorrow, I was in chaos yesterday and then I drove 3hrs to Houston this morning to look at houses for 2hrs and then drove 3hrs back. My brain is mashed potato

Pls have this happy water tank I saw on the drive in the meantime
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I made it kids, I’m a cool hunter, I have randos sending me link party requests after successfully finishing hunts with them
🥹
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
One of my favorite things to watch when I need to chill tf out is restoration videos. Old toys, appliances, furniture, etc etc. It’s really satisfying seeing something get skillfully cleaned and fixed up like new

I bet as a rusty toy car it feels great to get sandblasted
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Friendly tip to my fic writer pals from your favorite medical school drop out:
If the person’s heart is in asystole, aka FLATLINED, they cannot be brought back with a manual defibrillator in hospital or AED outside of hospital. It’s a non-shockable rhythm, and would be pointless. Thank u
November 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
So anyways I finished The Pitt yesterday after starting it the day before, safe to say I was very hooked. I loved it, 20/10, excellent writing and very medically accurate (with some tweaks for tv obvs)
INCREDIBLY stoked for season 2 in January
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM
My favorite animal at my hometown zoo died, I am BIG SAD
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Started watching The Pitt because everyone’s been saying it’s really good, but I tend to nitpick medical dramas, so I knew it was either going to be right up my alley or it would piss me tf off (like greys anatomy)

Bro I love this show. I am having a great time. I am INVESTED
November 18, 2025 at 5:34 AM
The best thing about beating savage omega?? Finally getting my little guy. Look at him go 😭
November 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
This ad is two hours long. TWO HOURS!!!! It’s basically two whole hot wheels movies or something in an advertisement slot.
I hate this it should be illegal I just want to watch my antique restoring videos in peace
November 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Flew too close to the sun because all of my IG feed is fursuit makers
Not mad tho they’re all really talented and the suits are super cute
November 17, 2025 at 5:01 AM
OH SHIT PLATINUM TROPHY ACHIEVED LETS FUCKIN GO
November 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
AYYO
November 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
no one can tell me SHIT now
ZERO faints, 20 minutes, popped tf off

But also shout out to my teammates who were also amazing ilusm
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM