t3hpwnographer
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*confused screaming*
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I figure the lyrics needed updating since we're in the "say the quiet part out loud" era
I'm proud to be an American
Where at least white men are free
And I won't forget to piss on the graves of the people who died for me
And I'll gladly fall in line
With dictators
And protect their blood money
Cause there ain't no doubt I love to pillage this land
God bless the Nazi par-- uh, the USA!
I was looking up the requirements to get married in Skyrim and while most potential spouses want you to complete epic quests, become a thane, or even commit murder, some of them just need to see you split a log and they're down
Work sucks and there's still a chance it could snow today, but it's my birthday and I'm seeing Ninja Sex Party tonight so nothing is gonna bring me down 😤
I was just starting to tune the neighbor's crying baby out when the tone deaf dad decided to hit 'em with a "HAOOOOOoOOoo" that I think was supposed to be singing?
I think BlueSky got confused when I said I was in to arm wrestling, so now it shows me all these posts about AEW and I'm just scrolling through, smiling and nodding
Ok, ok, I get it... I am now fully addicted to Balatro and seeing jokers in my dreams
Sometimes your band will play a nice venue with solid ramps to load your gear in and out, but it's more likely you'll find yourself scrambling up and down a questionable pile of roofing tiles and plywood coated with ice #metal #gig #livemusic
Pebbles and Spooky are proud of you for keeping it together, even if you slip sometimes #chihuahua #dogs #emotionalsupport #dogsky
Never been a big social media guy, but maybe I just needed the right platform. Let's be pals #promosky

🎵 Death metal
🎵 Psytrance
🎵 Ninja Sex Party
🎮 PC gaming
🎮 Emulation
🎮 Super Smash Bros Melee
🃏 EDH (MTG)
🎤 Voice acting
💪 Arm wrestling
🏈 Green Bay Packers
🏀 Milwaukee Bucks
💦 Butts
🚫 Billionaires
Isn't this the plot of some crappy 80's action flick? When does the gruff retired secret agent show up with nothing but a can opener and an impeccable mullet to take the government back from the Nazis?