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Tab Lloyd
@tablloyd.bsky.social
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A satirical look at the uncanny valley of amerikan fascism. #savedemocracy #kakistocracy #satire #resist
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Tab Lloyd @tablloyd.bsky.social · 7h
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Might be a great time to buy Tylenol-maker Kenvue's stock.

I see a potential X$Billion legal windfall in their future.

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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 10h
This is precisely what I remember Trump's bathrooms looking like.
benjustgiggles.bsky.social Ben Carter @benjustgiggles.bsky.social · 10h
It just did not feel the same without the boxes
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Tab Lloyd @tablloyd.bsky.social · 8h
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Government Ordered to Pay Food Stamp Benefits During Shutdown. Consider the can kicked!
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Tab Lloyd @tablloyd.bsky.social · 11h
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WAPO: Kennedy Center ticket sales have plummeted since Trump takeover.

www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...

*WARNING: WAPO is no longer a trusted journalistic source for unbiased news. RYOR (Read At Your Own Risk).

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Kennedy Center ticket sales have plummeted since Trump takeover.
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💙💙🤔CJ🤨🤣🧐💙💙🇺🇸 @cnice59.bsky.social · 15h
Satire my A*s…. This Isn’t Funny!!! 😡🤬
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Tab Lloyd @tablloyd.bsky.social · 13h
RFK links the common cat with gravitational anomalies and autism.
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Tab Lloyd @tablloyd.bsky.social · 3d
Predicting the future isn't so hard...

Might be a great time to buy Tylenol-maker Kenvue's stock.

I see a potential X$Billion legal windfall in their future.
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Tab Lloyd @tablloyd.bsky.social · 3d
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WAPO is now state media.

Look elsewhere for unbiased journalism.

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Tab Lloyd @tablloyd.bsky.social · 3d
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Predicting the future isn't so hard...

Might be a great time to buy Tylenol-maker Kenvue's stock.

I see a potential X$Billion legal windfall is in their future.

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Tab Lloyd @tablloyd.bsky.social · 3d
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Paxton thinks RFK jr is right? Wow, I thought Kenny was just evil, not completely stupid.

Might be a great time to buy Tylenol-maker Kenvue's stock. I expect a potential X$Billion legal windfall is in their future.

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Tab Lloyd @tablloyd.bsky.social · 3d
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WAPO is now state media.

Look elsewhere for unbiased journalism.

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Tab Lloyd @tablloyd.bsky.social · 4d
When you're king, they let you grab them by the Posse Comitatus
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Nick Varga @karaoke-god.bsky.social · 6d
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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 8d
DNC Action Against Trump [50s illustration of kids holding signs/banners like 'good manners pay!', 'smile', and 'obey rules'
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Tab Lloyd @tablloyd.bsky.social · 8d
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Perhaps, but I have questions.

Will it increase my $14.00 service fee, and the $8.00 recycle fee, and the $4.00 fuel charge that jointly increases the 11.25% sales tax and the Uber Eats driver's 20% tip?

Or is it just for the extra cheese?

If it's just cheese, yea, I guess so.
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Screen asks if you'd like to add extra cheese for $198.00
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Tab Lloyd @tablloyd.bsky.social · 8d
altered shot of shitler's new throne room
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Andy Kostrub @andrewkostrub.bsky.social · 9d
Updating my LEGO White House
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Get Out The Mid Term Vote @gotmtv.bsky.social · 11d
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Tab Lloyd @tablloyd.bsky.social · 10d
Independent Journalism is the current and future democratic resource we must fund and grow.

Don't support fascists or their apologists. Instead fund ethical, honest, objective reporting—not lies and coverups.

WAPO, NYT, CNN, and FOX are nearly impossible to tell apart.

Seek objective reality
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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 10d
#satire
pic of a house with a 12 foot tall steven miller in the yard (you know, instead of the giant skeletong) Home Depot Releases New 12-Foot-Tall Stephen Miller Jahzuuu
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Tab Lloyd @tablloyd.bsky.social · 12d
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Now I get it. Argentina became a refuge for many Nazis, I wonder if he'll bring his cabinet along?
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Argentina became a refuge for many Nazis after WWII due to government policy and pro-Axis sympathies.
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Tab Lloyd @tablloyd.bsky.social · 12d
Mom says: "you mustn't let the dystopian nightmare bullshit dim your fucking sparkle."
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Tab Lloyd @tablloyd.bsky.social · 12d
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Shitler admits he thinks he's a king and is shitting on the American citizenry.

HE posted this video today in an official capacity as an official communication, using government resources.

When the trials begin, remember this admission; it's intentional. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing.
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Tab Lloyd @tablloyd.bsky.social · 12d
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A president of America posts a video of himself dressed as a king, bombing Americans with shit.

Think about it.

We must consider this as hard evidence he owns the intentionality of his actions. This is admission of guilt. He's insane, yes, but he knows exactly what he's doing.

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hillaryclinton.bsky.social Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 12d
He's definitely not mad that 7 million Americans came out to protest him yesterday....

uk.news.yahoo.com/donald-trump...
HuffPost: Donald trump has posted an AI video of himself dumping s**t on protesters