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Taco Sommelier

@tacosommelier.bsky.social

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Hot takes on Bama, #COYS, Smoked Foods, Cocktails, etc. Prepare to be disappointed.

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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 12d

What a Saturday. Bama won. Tennessee and Auburn lost. My kid’s soccer team won 4-1 and it wasn’t that close. I’m watching My Morning Jacket on ACL with a Weller pour. No Fucking Kings flexing all over the country. Enjoying my smol wins this Saturday, hope you are doing the same.

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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 12d

Hugh Freese coaching for his life tonight lol

Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 13d

Happy gameday, unless you’re a lowdown dirty snitch.

youtube.com/shorts/nyRyZ...

‘They lowdown, they dirty’….Tennessee hate week is here! 🎃#rolltide

YouTube video by Alabama Crimson Tide on AL.com

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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 18d

Anything by David Zahl with Mockingbird Ministries is excellent and refreshing; Low Anthropology is life changing.
I recommend anything from their online bookstore, especially their devotionals if you want a Bible-forward text.
mbird.com/store/#16377...

Store - Mockingbird

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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 19d

The biggest of coughs, tbqh

Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 20d

Should be

Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 20d

I thought it was targeting in real time, but who knows anything anymore?!

Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 20d

Today years old, etc

Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 20d

Wait since when do you not have to throw the actual pitches on an intentional walk?

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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 20d

Gonna walk down there and have it for lunch while I scream at Bama on tv

Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 22d

Tell me you don't deserve the Nobel Peace Prize without telling me you don't deserve the Nobel Peace Prize

snip of a headline from The Guardian article that reads "Norway braces for Trump's reaction if he does not win Nobel Peace Prize", with a picture of sad Trump

Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 23d

I see you Moon, waning your gibbous

Brett "Solidarity 2025" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 23d

Tonight the moon is going to become 6.9% bigger than it's mean size.

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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 24d

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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 28d

my 10yo woke me up this morning to tell me she'd been listening to the album since 5:30 AM. I normally can't get her out of bed for school to save my life, so I consider the album a success already.