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tafinucane.bsky.social @tafinucane.bsky.social · 14m

Yeah, instead entire power5 conferences dissolve and reform like amebae. Real relegation/promotion would be so much more satisfying.

tafinucane.bsky.social @tafinucane.bsky.social · 54m

He's also a dickhead. Enjoy your team's win without taunting other fans around you.

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tafinucane.bsky.social @tafinucane.bsky.social · 58m

It kind of already is that model, with the trickle down effect of a few big programs' $200M+ revenue eventually funding tiny fake colleges like the Glory Eagles.

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tafinucane.bsky.social @tafinucane.bsky.social · 19h

TBH I thought it was a clickbait title in the other direction. Like the "They" in the title were pro-city, pro-transit folks and your thesis would be the gotcha, "It's even better!"

tafinucane.bsky.social @tafinucane.bsky.social · 20h

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The Onion @theonion.com · 22h

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tafinucane.bsky.social @tafinucane.bsky.social · 1d

And very widespread. Every little suburban town had a gathering of librarians and retirees. It is plainly obvious to the whole country that we're not radical anything.

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tafinucane.bsky.social @tafinucane.bsky.social · 4d

I'll leave the volume up if it's a kids choir or an instrumental.

tafinucane.bsky.social @tafinucane.bsky.social · 6d

Dodgers stadium has sounded obnoxious for decades. The speakers are pointed right at the radio booth. Of course Atlanta is even worse.

tafinucane.bsky.social @tafinucane.bsky.social · 7d

"Defense" is doublespeak anyway, and at least they're not wasting money changing all the signage, etc.

When DOJ is renamed Department of Retribution, though...

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tafinucane.bsky.social @tafinucane.bsky.social · 10d

Technically, Mark Sanchez tried to rob the driver of his used cooking oil.

tafinucane.bsky.social @tafinucane.bsky.social · 10d

This was a must win. Sacrifices had to be made.

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tafinucane.bsky.social @tafinucane.bsky.social · 10d

Did widespread air conditioning kill the Catskills resorts, or was it flights cheap enough for families to vacation somewhere better?

tafinucane.bsky.social @tafinucane.bsky.social · 12d

Victoria, I'm very sorry about your mom's passing. She raised a fantastic woman. Remember you are loved, no matter the shitstorm. Here's a picture of my dog Murphy begging for pepperoni.

A small, short legged dog wearing a harness and leash, yearningly awaiting scraps of food under a table on the patio of a pizzeria.

tafinucane.bsky.social @tafinucane.bsky.social · 12d

Is Braves-Mets a bigger rivalry than Mets-Phillies? Do the Braves even have an NL East rival? I used to hate when the Giants played Atlanta--groundouts all game long.

tafinucane.bsky.social @tafinucane.bsky.social · 12d

> I’m also really excited to eat the ice cream.

truth

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tafinucane.bsky.social @tafinucane.bsky.social · 13d

Quaker oatmeal has fewer hulls left in the oats than off-brand.

tafinucane.bsky.social @tafinucane.bsky.social · 13d

Given the option, I always look for the 2nd cheapest, on the principal that the cheapest is garbage and the most expensive is overpriced.

TBH, this mostly comes into play buying auto parts. Apropos to nothing, all the brakes in my family's cars have squeaked for the past 20 years.

tafinucane.bsky.social @tafinucane.bsky.social · 13d

Because the coin toss becomes unduly important? Getting the ball 2nd is an advantage, but this game had a great finish.

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tafinucane.bsky.social @tafinucane.bsky.social · 15d

Not to mention immigrants pay taxes, too.

tafinucane.bsky.social @tafinucane.bsky.social · 20d

For the Thursday night games, all the teams get themed jerseys, like the MLB city connects. Seattle looked normal because the designs were made up of tiny 12s, invisible on TV. I think the Arizona unis are supposed to evoke the Sonoran desert.

tafinucane.bsky.social @tafinucane.bsky.social · 21d

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tafinucane.bsky.social @tafinucane.bsky.social · 21d

I think Mariners are already a popular 2nd favorite team because of Ichiro, right?

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tafinucane.bsky.social @tafinucane.bsky.social · 22d

The Batman caveat is always "given enough time to prepare". So he's allowed to await the heat death of the universe when Superman's atoms are dispersed across the cosmos. Batman can emerge from his eternal time bubble and declare himself winner.

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tafinucane.bsky.social @tafinucane.bsky.social · 22d

tldr: "plenty of free curbside parking"

tafinucane.bsky.social @tafinucane.bsky.social · 24d

Don't call it a race, call it a goofy scavenger hunt at the top of a mountain.