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"I'm not really bad; I'm just drawn that way." -- Jessica Rabbit
April 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
"I'm not really bad; I'm just drawn that way." -- Jessica Rabbit
All's well that ends.
April 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
All's well that ends.
Reality? I'll only go as a tourist!
April 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Reality? I'll only go as a tourist!
Invertebrates make no bones about it.
April 25, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Invertebrates make no bones about it.
The lab called; your brain's ready.
April 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The lab called; your brain's ready.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
April 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Defend the right to keep and arm bears!
April 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Defend the right to keep and arm bears!
Multitasking causes schizophrenia ...
April 24, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Multitasking causes schizophrenia ...
I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of crashing.
April 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of crashing.
Remember the VW Anomaly ... er, Bug?
April 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Remember the VW Anomaly ... er, Bug?
I'd love to, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.
April 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I'd love to, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.
The last sound that it made was "Zap."
April 23, 2025 at 10:06 AM
The last sound that it made was "Zap."
This message will self-destruct in five seconds ...
April 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM
This message will self-destruct in five seconds ...
Draw from your fine command of the language and say nothing.
April 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Draw from your fine command of the language and say nothing.
An atheist is someone who has no invisible means of support.
April 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
An atheist is someone who has no invisible means of support.
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April 22, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
April 22, 2025 at 4:06 AM
A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
I think, therefore I am overqualified.
April 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I think, therefore I am overqualified.
If I save the whales, where do I keep them?
April 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
If I save the whales, where do I keep them?
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." - Freud
April 21, 2025 at 10:06 AM
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." - Freud
Philosophy: unintelligible answers to unsolvable problems.
April 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Philosophy: unintelligible answers to unsolvable problems.
k/./;;jkioyutttew23 ... Hey, get the cat off my keyboard!
April 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
k/./;;jkioyutttew23 ... Hey, get the cat off my keyboard!
A miser's hard to live with but makes a fine ancestor.
April 8, 2025 at 10:06 AM
A miser's hard to live with but makes a fine ancestor.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a moose.
April 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a moose.
Is MultiMate the word processor for bigamists?
April 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Is MultiMate the word processor for bigamists?