Bf: "I'm going to propose to you during a June."
Me: "Oh? Why?"
Bf: "So I can say 'Happy bride month'."

Anyways, happy pride month, everyone. 😅

Bf: "Yay! Salt!"
Me: "Shut up!!"

Boyfriend talking about Wrath & Glory:

Bf: "Barely understood, notoriously unstable, and yet widely used, plasma weapons are (...) any dare to carry."
Me: "Has there ever been a more 40K sentence?"😆
Bf: "Barely understood, notoriously unstable, and yet widely used?😆
Me: "Yeah."😂
Bf: 😂

Early morning, making sandwiches for my bf for at work. Accidentally put one piece of bread on the control bit of our induction stove and it starts beeping.

Me: "Honey."
Bf: "Yeah?"
Me: "I just learned that bread's conductive."
Bf: "😂"

On our way, driving through the countryside.

Me: "Oh! A Heron!"
Bf: "If it's a male, is it called a him-ron?" 😋
Me: "No." 🤦‍♀️😆

Using our new firebowl to burn up some leftover wood. Bunch of pine-ish wood and a small bit of oak. The oak is taking quite a while to even blacken.

10 min. after putting oak in:
Bf: "Now the oak is catching fire."
Firebowl: *Ding*
Bf+me: 😆

Boyfriend and I are cuddling in bed. He suddenly starts to breathe slowly and deeply.
Me: "What are you doing?" 🤨
Bf: "Breathing in deeply."
Me: "Oh, okay."
Bf: "Memorising your scent."
Me: "What?" 😆
Bf: "So I can find you in the dark."
Me: 😂