Every valentine's day I renew my medical marijuana license. It's the most romantic thing I can do for myself.
February 14, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Every valentine's day I renew my medical marijuana license. It's the most romantic thing I can do for myself.
I was in high school in 2000, and I definitely remember children, and we use that term for high schoolers, being marketed Victoria Secrets thongs and even being taught its a gift for their boyfriends to see them in it.
Knowing what I know now, I'm nauseaous.
Knowing what I know now, I'm nauseaous.
February 10, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I was in high school in 2000, and I definitely remember children, and we use that term for high schoolers, being marketed Victoria Secrets thongs and even being taught its a gift for their boyfriends to see them in it.
Knowing what I know now, I'm nauseaous.
Knowing what I know now, I'm nauseaous.
Hot Take Monday:
The Monday after the Super Bowl where your coworkers, classmates, family and friends are going to summarize the current snapshot of American culture all based on 6 hour live sports broadcast.
The Monday after the Super Bowl where your coworkers, classmates, family and friends are going to summarize the current snapshot of American culture all based on 6 hour live sports broadcast.
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Hot Take Monday:
The Monday after the Super Bowl where your coworkers, classmates, family and friends are going to summarize the current snapshot of American culture all based on 6 hour live sports broadcast.
The Monday after the Super Bowl where your coworkers, classmates, family and friends are going to summarize the current snapshot of American culture all based on 6 hour live sports broadcast.
The people will always give the Muppets another chance, and that's what AI will never understand about us...
February 4, 2026 at 4:22 PM
The people will always give the Muppets another chance, and that's what AI will never understand about us...
WWE has all the pieces for a good #Wrestlemania
There's no need to reach out to celebrities, legends, influencers this year. Cook with the ingredients you have, ya know?
There's no need to reach out to celebrities, legends, influencers this year. Cook with the ingredients you have, ya know?
February 3, 2026 at 12:53 PM
WWE has all the pieces for a good #Wrestlemania
There's no need to reach out to celebrities, legends, influencers this year. Cook with the ingredients you have, ya know?
There's no need to reach out to celebrities, legends, influencers this year. Cook with the ingredients you have, ya know?
I’m starting to think this platform leans slightly left, but maybe I’m just thinking too hard about all of this…
February 2, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I’m starting to think this platform leans slightly left, but maybe I’m just thinking too hard about all of this…
Groundhog’s Day is a perfect metaphor for the USA…
Government officials, acting independently of science, blame temp changes on an animal who NEVER possessed the power to forecast weather.
Government officials, acting independently of science, blame temp changes on an animal who NEVER possessed the power to forecast weather.
February 2, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Groundhog’s Day is a perfect metaphor for the USA…
Government officials, acting independently of science, blame temp changes on an animal who NEVER possessed the power to forecast weather.
Government officials, acting independently of science, blame temp changes on an animal who NEVER possessed the power to forecast weather.
We need to have a serious conversation about how unsafe corporate hotels can be, and how the general public is not aware.
You're sleeping in building being watched by 1 unvetted wage slave making $11/hour.
You're sleeping in building being watched by 1 unvetted wage slave making $11/hour.
Two police officers were responding to a fraud call and encountered a person who opened fire at them, Gwinnett County Police said in a statement.
Georgia officer dead, another injured after hotel shooting, police say
Two police officers were responding to a fraud call and encountered a person who opened fire at them, Gwinnett County Police said in a statement.
bit.ly
February 2, 2026 at 1:06 PM
We need to have a serious conversation about how unsafe corporate hotels can be, and how the general public is not aware.
You're sleeping in building being watched by 1 unvetted wage slave making $11/hour.
You're sleeping in building being watched by 1 unvetted wage slave making $11/hour.
Somehow, and I can't tell you why, turn of the century terrestrial radio shows were crazier than any comedy podcast you've listened to in the 2020s.
They could do the most demeaning and dangerous stunts to real people...just don't say any curse words while doing it. Wild time.
They could do the most demeaning and dangerous stunts to real people...just don't say any curse words while doing it. Wild time.
Who remembers back in the 2000s when literally every contractor truck had an Opie and Anthony Wow sticker on it
February 2, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Somehow, and I can't tell you why, turn of the century terrestrial radio shows were crazier than any comedy podcast you've listened to in the 2020s.
They could do the most demeaning and dangerous stunts to real people...just don't say any curse words while doing it. Wild time.
They could do the most demeaning and dangerous stunts to real people...just don't say any curse words while doing it. Wild time.
Update: Service ruined in the great AI grift of '25
For my 40th birthday, instead of spending money on a weekend of excessive partying and unnecessary gadgets, I purchased an annual subscription to Grammarly. I'm genuinely excited about it, too. That's personal growth.
February 2, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Update: Service ruined in the great AI grift of '25
i had decent ideas back then
In an alternate universe, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers is more popular than Batman.
Max has a limited series about Bulk & Skull.
In the last scene, side character Margherita Ortiz, says “call me Rita”.
Someone wins an Emmy.
Max has a limited series about Bulk & Skull.
In the last scene, side character Margherita Ortiz, says “call me Rita”.
Someone wins an Emmy.
February 2, 2026 at 12:15 PM
i had decent ideas back then
What’s stopping you from telling a MAGA that Lady Gaga is demonic, and us fans are all demonic, and every Democrat worships demons?
Let's have fun.
Let's have fun.
February 2, 2026 at 12:14 PM
What’s stopping you from telling a MAGA that Lady Gaga is demonic, and us fans are all demonic, and every Democrat worships demons?
Let's have fun.
Let's have fun.
This place is still free of mainstream corporate entertainment. i love it!
February 2, 2026 at 12:06 PM
This place is still free of mainstream corporate entertainment. i love it!
Royal Rumble the weekend before the Super Bowl is just 🤌🏻 #RoyalRumble
January 31, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Royal Rumble the weekend before the Super Bowl is just 🤌🏻 #RoyalRumble
While I don’t know who is winning the Royal Rumble in 2026, I do know Jacob Fatu is throwing out Cody Rhodes.
January 31, 2026 at 1:09 AM
While I don’t know who is winning the Royal Rumble in 2026, I do know Jacob Fatu is throwing out Cody Rhodes.
Just checking back in. This place is still so normal and well adjusted. Oh and full of people, lol.
January 30, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Just checking back in. This place is still so normal and well adjusted. Oh and full of people, lol.
In an alternate universe, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers is more popular than Batman.
Max has a limited series about Bulk & Skull.
In the last scene, side character Margherita Ortiz, says “call me Rita”.
Someone wins an Emmy.
Max has a limited series about Bulk & Skull.
In the last scene, side character Margherita Ortiz, says “call me Rita”.
Someone wins an Emmy.
November 17, 2024 at 3:59 PM
In an alternate universe, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers is more popular than Batman.
Max has a limited series about Bulk & Skull.
In the last scene, side character Margherita Ortiz, says “call me Rita”.
Someone wins an Emmy.
Max has a limited series about Bulk & Skull.
In the last scene, side character Margherita Ortiz, says “call me Rita”.
Someone wins an Emmy.
I could do without my dog’s passive aggressive exhale when she's taking a nap on me and the TV is too loud for her liking.
November 17, 2024 at 3:58 PM
I could do without my dog’s passive aggressive exhale when she's taking a nap on me and the TV is too loud for her liking.
The Hot Pockets box is going to have a picture of RFK Jr. looking at you like “Come on, bro, really?”
November 15, 2024 at 6:37 AM
The Hot Pockets box is going to have a picture of RFK Jr. looking at you like “Come on, bro, really?”
Oof
What a an absurd voyeur circus that American Sports Story series was in the end.
I feel like a hunk of garbage for sticking it out through that one.
What a an absurd voyeur circus that American Sports Story series was in the end.
I feel like a hunk of garbage for sticking it out through that one.
November 14, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Oof
What a an absurd voyeur circus that American Sports Story series was in the end.
I feel like a hunk of garbage for sticking it out through that one.
What a an absurd voyeur circus that American Sports Story series was in the end.
I feel like a hunk of garbage for sticking it out through that one.
The Onion bought InfoWars!
Bwahahahahahahahahaha
Bwahahahahahahahahaha
November 14, 2024 at 2:44 PM
The Onion bought InfoWars!
Bwahahahahahahahahaha
Bwahahahahahahahahaha
Anyone on the Night Shift can attest that you fall asleep standing up two hours before clock out, and then an hour after clock out, you can't fall asleep to save your life.
November 14, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Anyone on the Night Shift can attest that you fall asleep standing up two hours before clock out, and then an hour after clock out, you can't fall asleep to save your life.
For my 40th birthday, instead of spending money on a weekend of excessive partying and unnecessary gadgets, I purchased an annual subscription to Grammarly. I'm genuinely excited about it, too. That's personal growth.
November 14, 2024 at 1:36 AM
For my 40th birthday, instead of spending money on a weekend of excessive partying and unnecessary gadgets, I purchased an annual subscription to Grammarly. I'm genuinely excited about it, too. That's personal growth.
