TalesofTheSide
@talesoftheside.bsky.social
'Grammatically correct, spiritually painful.' -- bestie ♥
My pronouns are hot/potato.
🇧🇪 //🐻 // SIDE
My pronouns are hot/potato.
🇧🇪 //🐻 // SIDE
Wish you were there when they needed you.
The only soul's who's ever completed you.
The only soul's who's ever completed you.
November 16, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Wish you were there when they needed you.
The only soul's who's ever completed you.
The only soul's who's ever completed you.
oyin: i think the traitors may have recruited andrew since he was under fire yesterday.
faye: because he was under so much heat last night, we might not think it's him.
amy: that's so right, that's very, very true.
paudie: ....
paudie: hm well yeah. 🙄
(he recruited HIS OWN SON btw 😍 )
faye: because he was under so much heat last night, we might not think it's him.
amy: that's so right, that's very, very true.
paudie: ....
paudie: hm well yeah. 🙄
(he recruited HIS OWN SON btw 😍 )
November 14, 2025 at 10:30 AM
oyin: i think the traitors may have recruited andrew since he was under fire yesterday.
faye: because he was under so much heat last night, we might not think it's him.
amy: that's so right, that's very, very true.
paudie: ....
paudie: hm well yeah. 🙄
(he recruited HIS OWN SON btw 😍 )
faye: because he was under so much heat last night, we might not think it's him.
amy: that's so right, that's very, very true.
paudie: ....
paudie: hm well yeah. 🙄
(he recruited HIS OWN SON btw 😍 )
eamon: i'm givin' you an out
paudie: but i'm not in :)
eamon: ... what do you mean???
paudie: no, what do *you* mean, 'you're giving *me* an out?' 🤨
eamon: i'm giving you a chance to to bring your theory to the table!!
paudie: but i'm not bringing it to the table 😗
eamon: YOU DID YESTERDAY!!! 😤😤😤
paudie: but i'm not in :)
eamon: ... what do you mean???
paudie: no, what do *you* mean, 'you're giving *me* an out?' 🤨
eamon: i'm giving you a chance to to bring your theory to the table!!
paudie: but i'm not bringing it to the table 😗
eamon: YOU DID YESTERDAY!!! 😤😤😤
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
eamon: i'm givin' you an out
paudie: but i'm not in :)
eamon: ... what do you mean???
paudie: no, what do *you* mean, 'you're giving *me* an out?' 🤨
eamon: i'm giving you a chance to to bring your theory to the table!!
paudie: but i'm not bringing it to the table 😗
eamon: YOU DID YESTERDAY!!! 😤😤😤
paudie: but i'm not in :)
eamon: ... what do you mean???
paudie: no, what do *you* mean, 'you're giving *me* an out?' 🤨
eamon: i'm giving you a chance to to bring your theory to the table!!
paudie: but i'm not bringing it to the table 😗
eamon: YOU DID YESTERDAY!!! 😤😤😤
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
too much of a luddite to make the blastoise trend work...x
November 10, 2025 at 8:02 AM
too much of a luddite to make the blastoise trend work...x
Oldest selfies in my phone~ (Early 2017)
November 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Oldest selfies in my phone~ (Early 2017)
"Don't you forget 😁 You are my pet 😘" goes way harder than it should as a line, omg.
November 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
"Don't you forget 😁 You are my pet 😘" goes way harder than it should as a line, omg.
Look listen, when the choice is between some man and his cat, I always choose the cat, okay?
October 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Look listen, when the choice is between some man and his cat, I always choose the cat, okay?
Doughy dork takes a selfie day
October 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Doughy dork takes a selfie day
Do people GENUINELY enjoy The Celebrity Traitors UK? It's so fucking boring to me.
NOTHING happens, there are no stakes and almost nobody gives a shit about actually catching the Traitors. It's a like an extremely tepid series of CBBUK set in a Castle.
Do better.
NOTHING happens, there are no stakes and almost nobody gives a shit about actually catching the Traitors. It's a like an extremely tepid series of CBBUK set in a Castle.
Do better.
October 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Do people GENUINELY enjoy The Celebrity Traitors UK? It's so fucking boring to me.
NOTHING happens, there are no stakes and almost nobody gives a shit about actually catching the Traitors. It's a like an extremely tepid series of CBBUK set in a Castle.
Do better.
NOTHING happens, there are no stakes and almost nobody gives a shit about actually catching the Traitors. It's a like an extremely tepid series of CBBUK set in a Castle.
Do better.
urgent desire to learn a non-French (😷) romance language btw.
October 15, 2025 at 8:29 AM
urgent desire to learn a non-French (😷) romance language btw.
Him: hey
Me: hey
Him: hru?
Me: good, u?
Him: also good
*RADIO SILENCE*
tell me, WHY should i carry a chat you started?! I know it's 'my turn' but like... *you* contacted me, so...
Me: hey
Him: hru?
Me: good, u?
Him: also good
*RADIO SILENCE*
tell me, WHY should i carry a chat you started?! I know it's 'my turn' but like... *you* contacted me, so...
October 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Him: hey
Me: hey
Him: hru?
Me: good, u?
Him: also good
*RADIO SILENCE*
tell me, WHY should i carry a chat you started?! I know it's 'my turn' but like... *you* contacted me, so...
Me: hey
Him: hru?
Me: good, u?
Him: also good
*RADIO SILENCE*
tell me, WHY should i carry a chat you started?! I know it's 'my turn' but like... *you* contacted me, so...
Howwwwling at this unwoke litany that popped up in my Scruff match pile this morning.
Enjoy these gems before I swipe left.
Enjoy these gems before I swipe left.
October 8, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Howwwwling at this unwoke litany that popped up in my Scruff match pile this morning.
Enjoy these gems before I swipe left.
Enjoy these gems before I swipe left.
October 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
So I wanted to post a hyperlink to one of these pics to a cute LTR-oriented guy on Tinder and instead linked him the post, and by proxy my profile.
So much for that avenue, oh NOES!!!
So much for that avenue, oh NOES!!!
October 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
So I wanted to post a hyperlink to one of these pics to a cute LTR-oriented guy on Tinder and instead linked him the post, and by proxy my profile.
So much for that avenue, oh NOES!!!
So much for that avenue, oh NOES!!!
there are days i feel useless and horrible, but today is no such day.
Enjoy me being #bodypositive with a slice of #neurodivergence.
Enjoy me being #bodypositive with a slice of #neurodivergence.
October 3, 2025 at 7:35 AM
there are days i feel useless and horrible, but today is no such day.
Enjoy me being #bodypositive with a slice of #neurodivergence.
Enjoy me being #bodypositive with a slice of #neurodivergence.
How your #ThirstTrap finds me today.
October 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
How your #ThirstTrap finds me today.
🎶 Zie je niets misschien?
Je weet toch zeker dat die bubbel bijna barst, dan?
Zie je niet?
Je verblindt me met tegenlicht
Maar blijf, blijf bij me... 🎶
Je weet toch zeker dat die bubbel bijna barst, dan?
Zie je niet?
Je verblindt me met tegenlicht
Maar blijf, blijf bij me... 🎶
October 1, 2025 at 12:16 PM
🎶 Zie je niets misschien?
Je weet toch zeker dat die bubbel bijna barst, dan?
Zie je niet?
Je verblindt me met tegenlicht
Maar blijf, blijf bij me... 🎶
Je weet toch zeker dat die bubbel bijna barst, dan?
Zie je niet?
Je verblindt me met tegenlicht
Maar blijf, blijf bij me... 🎶
I kinda forgot about #Fursday and #FatCuntFriday, so have a cookie. 🍪
September 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I kinda forgot about #Fursday and #FatCuntFriday, so have a cookie. 🍪
This zoo trip is bringing out the ginger in me.
September 23, 2025 at 8:53 AM
This zoo trip is bringing out the ginger in me.
Brazillians be like "here, have a cookie" and 'cookie' is the most earth-shattering thirst trap you've ever seen. 🍪
September 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Brazillians be like "here, have a cookie" and 'cookie' is the most earth-shattering thirst trap you've ever seen. 🍪
I want a bulky, nerdy man with a bush and a foreskin pls 👉👈
September 22, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I want a bulky, nerdy man with a bush and a foreskin pls 👉👈