Talkingmonkey
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Bede-bede-bede-bede, so long, Buck.
Gill Gerard
1943 - Dec16, 2025
Pour one out 🍺
Gill Gerard
1943 - Dec16, 2025
Pour one out 🍺
December 17, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Bede-bede-bede-bede, so long, Buck.
Gill Gerard
1943 - Dec16, 2025
Pour one out 🍺
Gill Gerard
1943 - Dec16, 2025
Pour one out 🍺
The sociopath-in-chief went after Rob and his wife
and Don Lemon is having absolutely none of it.
and Don Lemon is having absolutely none of it.
December 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The sociopath-in-chief went after Rob and his wife
and Don Lemon is having absolutely none of it.
and Don Lemon is having absolutely none of it.
(sound on)
This timeline blows...
and then you see something like this and start to ROLFL.
Have a good weekend, gang.
This timeline blows...
and then you see something like this and start to ROLFL.
Have a good weekend, gang.
December 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
(sound on)
This timeline blows...
and then you see something like this and start to ROLFL.
Have a good weekend, gang.
This timeline blows...
and then you see something like this and start to ROLFL.
Have a good weekend, gang.
This is an AGM-114 Hellfire missile.
They are designed very specifically to turn humans swimming or clinging to debris in the ocean into fish food. Really, that's what they were designed to do. Well, at least that's what our military is doing with them.
They are designed very specifically to turn humans swimming or clinging to debris in the ocean into fish food. Really, that's what they were designed to do. Well, at least that's what our military is doing with them.
December 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
This is an AGM-114 Hellfire missile.
They are designed very specifically to turn humans swimming or clinging to debris in the ocean into fish food. Really, that's what they were designed to do. Well, at least that's what our military is doing with them.
They are designed very specifically to turn humans swimming or clinging to debris in the ocean into fish food. Really, that's what they were designed to do. Well, at least that's what our military is doing with them.
Can we just...like...not be like this?
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Can we just...like...not be like this?
Reposted by Talkingmonkey
In a world full of nazis, be a propeller.
January 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
In a world full of nazis, be a propeller.
Someone just reminded that LEGO is both singular and plural.
But—grammar be damned—a “bucket of Legos” is now and always will be correct to a kid with a buckets of Legos.
But—grammar be damned—a “bucket of Legos” is now and always will be correct to a kid with a buckets of Legos.
October 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Someone just reminded that LEGO is both singular and plural.
But—grammar be damned—a “bucket of Legos” is now and always will be correct to a kid with a buckets of Legos.
But—grammar be damned—a “bucket of Legos” is now and always will be correct to a kid with a buckets of Legos.
List of coming White House amenities:
☑️ 24-Hour Foot Massage Parlor
☑️ Qatari Jet Parking w/ Valet Service
☑️ 18 Hole Mini Golf Course w/ Gold Windmill
☑️ A Money Counting Room
☑️ An "Escalator to Nowhere"
☑️ Vintage Chuck E. Cheese Animatronic Show
☑️ Mini McD's with Golf Cart Drive-Thru Window
☑️ 24-Hour Foot Massage Parlor
☑️ Qatari Jet Parking w/ Valet Service
☑️ 18 Hole Mini Golf Course w/ Gold Windmill
☑️ A Money Counting Room
☑️ An "Escalator to Nowhere"
☑️ Vintage Chuck E. Cheese Animatronic Show
☑️ Mini McD's with Golf Cart Drive-Thru Window
October 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
List of coming White House amenities:
☑️ 24-Hour Foot Massage Parlor
☑️ Qatari Jet Parking w/ Valet Service
☑️ 18 Hole Mini Golf Course w/ Gold Windmill
☑️ A Money Counting Room
☑️ An "Escalator to Nowhere"
☑️ Vintage Chuck E. Cheese Animatronic Show
☑️ Mini McD's with Golf Cart Drive-Thru Window
☑️ 24-Hour Foot Massage Parlor
☑️ Qatari Jet Parking w/ Valet Service
☑️ 18 Hole Mini Golf Course w/ Gold Windmill
☑️ A Money Counting Room
☑️ An "Escalator to Nowhere"
☑️ Vintage Chuck E. Cheese Animatronic Show
☑️ Mini McD's with Golf Cart Drive-Thru Window
Rich people should buy themselves best friends so they have someone who can tell them when they look like they raided a dystopian future film's wardrobe trailer.
October 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Rich people should buy themselves best friends so they have someone who can tell them when they look like they raided a dystopian future film's wardrobe trailer.
Have a weekend this weekend, y'all.
Especially you, Portland.
Stay strong, peaceful, green and sassy.
Especially you, Portland.
Stay strong, peaceful, green and sassy.
October 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Have a weekend this weekend, y'all.
Especially you, Portland.
Stay strong, peaceful, green and sassy.
Especially you, Portland.
Stay strong, peaceful, green and sassy.
ADELITA GRIJALVA
Say her name, Mike Johnson.
AH-DE-LEE-TAH
GREE-HALL-VAH
Say her name.
Say her name, Mike Johnson.
AH-DE-LEE-TAH
GREE-HALL-VAH
Say her name.
a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man and saying `` say it ! say it ! ''
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man and saying `` say it ! say it ! ''
media.tenor.com
October 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
ADELITA GRIJALVA
Say her name, Mike Johnson.
AH-DE-LEE-TAH
GREE-HALL-VAH
Say her name.
Say her name, Mike Johnson.
AH-DE-LEE-TAH
GREE-HALL-VAH
Say her name.
Which current genocide is the most serious and consequential:
* Palestinians in Gaza
• Rohingya in Myanmar
• Uyghurs and Turkic minorities in China
• Masalit, Zaghawa, and Fur in Sudan
• Ukrainians by Russia
or, the senseless and ongoing slaughter of innocent
• Facts in the US
* Palestinians in Gaza
• Rohingya in Myanmar
• Uyghurs and Turkic minorities in China
• Masalit, Zaghawa, and Fur in Sudan
• Ukrainians by Russia
or, the senseless and ongoing slaughter of innocent
• Facts in the US
October 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Which current genocide is the most serious and consequential:
* Palestinians in Gaza
• Rohingya in Myanmar
• Uyghurs and Turkic minorities in China
• Masalit, Zaghawa, and Fur in Sudan
• Ukrainians by Russia
or, the senseless and ongoing slaughter of innocent
• Facts in the US
* Palestinians in Gaza
• Rohingya in Myanmar
• Uyghurs and Turkic minorities in China
• Masalit, Zaghawa, and Fur in Sudan
• Ukrainians by Russia
or, the senseless and ongoing slaughter of innocent
• Facts in the US
Saw a preview of the new Dear Leader commemorative coin today.
/s
/s
October 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Saw a preview of the new Dear Leader commemorative coin today.
/s
/s
Sometimes it seems like all White House Karen does is stand up there and barks at us. Know what I mean?
(sound on) #karolineleavitt
(sound on) #karolineleavitt
October 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Sometimes it seems like all White House Karen does is stand up there and barks at us. Know what I mean?
(sound on) #karolineleavitt
(sound on) #karolineleavitt
“Yo, fascist bros, check out this dark af vid of me being like…a Sith Lord or something…playing a cowbell…badly.” —DJT
October 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
“Yo, fascist bros, check out this dark af vid of me being like…a Sith Lord or something…playing a cowbell…badly.” —DJT
Great album covers are great.
This one...(Chef's kiss).
This one...(Chef's kiss).
October 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Great album covers are great.
This one...(Chef's kiss).
This one...(Chef's kiss).
<---It should go without saying perhaps that I'm having a sad feels day.
Rest, Dr. Jane
Apr 3, 1934—Oct 1, 2025)
🍌 🥃 🙏🏼
Legend...
Rest, Dr. Jane
Apr 3, 1934—Oct 1, 2025)
🍌 🥃 🙏🏼
Legend...
October 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
<---It should go without saying perhaps that I'm having a sad feels day.
Rest, Dr. Jane
Apr 3, 1934—Oct 1, 2025)
🍌 🥃 🙏🏼
Legend...
Rest, Dr. Jane
Apr 3, 1934—Oct 1, 2025)
🍌 🥃 🙏🏼
Legend...
The cringe of silence...
(sound on)
(sound on)
September 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The cringe of silence...
(sound on)
(sound on)
September 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Oh dear...
Well...
You make choices...
And you live with them.
Well...
You make choices...
And you live with them.
September 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Oh dear...
Well...
You make choices...
And you live with them.
Well...
You make choices...
And you live with them.
Lose weight now,
Ask me how…
✅😆
/s
Ask me how…
✅😆
/s
September 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Lose weight now,
Ask me how…
✅😆
/s
Ask me how…
✅😆
/s
Good news. Me and some pals performed my patent-pending , 100% effective (so far) Super Double Cyclone Anti-Rapture Dance at sunrise this morning. And then sacrificed a large block of medium firm tofu as a burnt offering. So…y’all good.
a cartoon of a man in a yellow and black superhero costume is standing in the desert .
ALT: a cartoon of a man in a yellow and black superhero costume is standing in the desert .
media.tenor.com
September 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Good news. Me and some pals performed my patent-pending , 100% effective (so far) Super Double Cyclone Anti-Rapture Dance at sunrise this morning. And then sacrificed a large block of medium firm tofu as a burnt offering. So…y’all good.
Super weird song choice, right?
(shrug)
(shrug)
September 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Super weird song choice, right?
(shrug)
(shrug)
Disappointed in you, @msnbc.com.
Y'all way to flinchy.
Y'all way to flinchy.
September 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Disappointed in you, @msnbc.com.
Y'all way to flinchy.
Y'all way to flinchy.