@talswin.bsky.social
high school history teacher on hiatus, textile artist, lover of logging random thoughts so i can read them later
just left the dentist time for my celebratory sweet treat
January 8, 2026 at 5:13 AM
just left the dentist time for my celebratory sweet treat
kinda disturbed by the fact that i will never truly know how loud things are that happen inside my own mouth such as chewing and brushing my teeth
January 6, 2026 at 9:32 AM
kinda disturbed by the fact that i will never truly know how loud things are that happen inside my own mouth such as chewing and brushing my teeth
gonna need a new category at the emmy's called "outstanding horny series" just for Heated Rivalry
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
gonna need a new category at the emmy's called "outstanding horny series" just for Heated Rivalry
sharing a plane with an entire college bowling team on my way home. my parents response
December 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
sharing a plane with an entire college bowling team on my way home. my parents response
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So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.
December 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.
Reasons I love the Oakland airport:
-on a busy holiday flying week I could still check my bag and get thru security in under 30 min
-didn’t have to remove my shoes or laptop
-i saw so many non binaries and babies and a service dog (maybe not Oakland specific but im giving it to them as a bonus)
-on a busy holiday flying week I could still check my bag and get thru security in under 30 min
-didn’t have to remove my shoes or laptop
-i saw so many non binaries and babies and a service dog (maybe not Oakland specific but im giving it to them as a bonus)
December 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Reasons I love the Oakland airport:
-on a busy holiday flying week I could still check my bag and get thru security in under 30 min
-didn’t have to remove my shoes or laptop
-i saw so many non binaries and babies and a service dog (maybe not Oakland specific but im giving it to them as a bonus)
-on a busy holiday flying week I could still check my bag and get thru security in under 30 min
-didn’t have to remove my shoes or laptop
-i saw so many non binaries and babies and a service dog (maybe not Oakland specific but im giving it to them as a bonus)
I do not recommend sneezing with a thick mouth guard in!
December 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I do not recommend sneezing with a thick mouth guard in!
there needs to be Shazaam for movies you see on TV in bars on thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 AM
there needs to be Shazaam for movies you see on TV in bars on thanksgiving
Girl who took the pic of me and my friends in matching tracksuits also said “wow why don’t people gather and and debrief they’re various different movies more” which I also loved
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Girl who took the pic of me and my friends in matching tracksuits also said “wow why don’t people gather and and debrief they’re various different movies more” which I also loved
wore matching track suits with my friends to wicked and we asked this girl to take a pic of us and she said “omg I was hoping you would ask!!!” which is the best response I could have imagined
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 AM
wore matching track suits with my friends to wicked and we asked this girl to take a pic of us and she said “omg I was hoping you would ask!!!” which is the best response I could have imagined
my favorite part of the new Wicked movie was anything Bowen Yang did or said
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 AM
my favorite part of the new Wicked movie was anything Bowen Yang did or said
do u think labubus and furbys are friends, enemies, or frenemies?
November 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
do u think labubus and furbys are friends, enemies, or frenemies?
I just saw Footlose for the first time and it exceeded all of my expectations.
November 19, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I just saw Footlose for the first time and it exceeded all of my expectations.
made a button that said "Olympic Flirting Gold Medalist" and then went to a party and walked through the door and the first person I saw was my crush!
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
made a button that said "Olympic Flirting Gold Medalist" and then went to a party and walked through the door and the first person I saw was my crush!
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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Who gave this third row congressman the gavel? He’s the wannabe who carried the high school jocks balls around to get close to cool. 🤢
November 7, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Who gave this third row congressman the gavel? He’s the wannabe who carried the high school jocks balls around to get close to cool. 🤢
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Intuit, parent company of TurboTax, donated $1 million to Trump's inauguration. Always follow the money.
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Intuit, parent company of TurboTax, donated $1 million to Trump's inauguration. Always follow the money.
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
really don't appreciate how patronizing it feels to be on hold with kaiser and have them give me recorded dietary advice while I am trying evaluated for ADHD
November 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
really don't appreciate how patronizing it feels to be on hold with kaiser and have them give me recorded dietary advice while I am trying evaluated for ADHD
being in your 30's is just a series of medical related decisions
October 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
being in your 30's is just a series of medical related decisions
next to a guy in the airport who is clearing his throat every 30 seconds and coughing audibly ever 2 minutes
October 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
next to a guy in the airport who is clearing his throat every 30 seconds and coughing audibly ever 2 minutes
“What face do you make when you poop?” -my nephew
October 9, 2025 at 5:23 AM
“What face do you make when you poop?” -my nephew
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A national survey of students, teachers and parents shines a light on how the AI revolution is playing out in schools – including when it comes to bullying and a community's trust in schools. n.pr/46OAc16
1 in 5 high schoolers has had a romantic AI relationship, or knows someone who has
A national survey of students, teachers and parents shines a light on how the AI revolution is playing out in schools – including when it comes to bullying and a community's trust in schools.
n.pr
October 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
A national survey of students, teachers and parents shines a light on how the AI revolution is playing out in schools – including when it comes to bullying and a community's trust in schools. n.pr/46OAc16
tee hee this trash can is cute
October 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
tee hee this trash can is cute
my only critique of the bad bunny SNL episode is that he should have been host and musical guest.
October 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
my only critique of the bad bunny SNL episode is that he should have been host and musical guest.