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Tanie Chantelle Bacon @tanielaramie.bsky.social · 13h

she sent me a picture of her foot last night and it honestly looks like something that's been dead for a week and the same a second that I texted her "oh no, what's the creep gonna say!" she texted me the same thing

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Tanie Chantelle Bacon @tanielaramie.bsky.social · 13h

there's this guy in my Pilates class who's creepy and racist and last week he made some off-putting comments about my workout buddy's foot attractiveness level, last week she sprained her ankle so she's going to show up to class with a DISGUSTING green foot and I can't wait to see his revulsion

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Tanie Chantelle Bacon @tanielaramie.bsky.social · 3d

I can see blue sky and sunshine in literally every direction but It's pouring with rain directly on my house

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Tanie Chantelle Bacon @tanielaramie.bsky.social · 5d

thank you! I actually felt like the color was looking bad last night so this made me feel a lot better about it 💖

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Tanie Chantelle Bacon @tanielaramie.bsky.social · 6d

It's a partially obstructed view date night!

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Tanie Chantelle Bacon @tanielaramie.bsky.social · 12d

we're watching The Hobbit movies with Nicky and this shit is PMO

Tanie Chantelle Bacon @tanielaramie.bsky.social · 13d

why is there M U L T I P L E crying babies in this eyeglasses store

Tanie Chantelle Bacon @tanielaramie.bsky.social · 16d

guy on the SkyTrain talking about how he wants to set up a dedicated tiramisu drawer in his kitchen and I really think he's into something

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Tanie Chantelle Bacon @tanielaramie.bsky.social · 17d

thank you!

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Tanie Chantelle Bacon @tanielaramie.bsky.social · 17d

I barely even remember when he was prime minister

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Tanie Chantelle Bacon @tanielaramie.bsky.social · 17d

never stayed at a wedding long enough to get to take home a flower arrangement before

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Tanie Chantelle Bacon @tanielaramie.bsky.social · 19d

DO U THINK... I can wear my Adidas taekwondo mei ballet flats to a wedding???

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Tanie Chantelle Bacon @tanielaramie.bsky.social · 19d

I had to try on a thong bodysuit at an Aritzia store and the sales associate. takong me to the fitting room said "enjoy!"

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Tanie Chantelle Bacon @tanielaramie.bsky.social · 19d

I'm literally flabbergasted?

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Tanie Chantelle Bacon @tanielaramie.bsky.social · 19d

just had the most unexpected customer service experience: a chatbot that was actually able to help me with my problem???? this has literally never happened before to anyone on Earth ever

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Tanie Chantelle Bacon @tanielaramie.bsky.social · 20d

ok why is this the LEAST crazy thing that happened to me at the gym today

Tanie Chantelle Bacon @tanielaramie.bsky.social · 20d

been waiting to use the chest press at the gym so long a guy is using me as a landmark for his lunge walk

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Tanie Chantelle Bacon @tanielaramie.bsky.social · 20d

been waiting to use the chest press at the gym so long a guy is using me as a landmark for his lunge walk

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Tanie Chantelle Bacon @tanielaramie.bsky.social · 26d

Before my daughter got us tickets to the Eras Tour I had literally never listened to a single Taylor Swift album bc it wasn't relevant to my life, and now I'm kind of wondering if other people know you can just do that?

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Tanie Chantelle Bacon @tanielaramie.bsky.social · 27d

LET'S FUCKIN GO, can u believe they scheduled a home game on my wedding anniversary special just for me?

@pwhl--vancouver.bsky.social

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Tanie Chantelle Bacon @tanielaramie.bsky.social · 27d

I call this "crunchy yogurt"

Tanie Chantelle Bacon @tanielaramie.bsky.social · 27d

I've been up since 4am with an upset tummy, will this perfect meal heal me before my consultation with a new hair stylist or are things about to get SO much worse????

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Tanie Chantelle Bacon @tanielaramie.bsky.social · 28d

AFTERMATH

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Tanie Chantelle Bacon @tanielaramie.bsky.social · 29d

is Uber telling me to HIT an event with a CAR???

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Tanie Chantelle Bacon @tanielaramie.bsky.social · 29d

are we seeing the vision?

Tanie Chantelle Bacon @tanielaramie.bsky.social · 29d

yes I DID get my period this morning, thank you for asking

Tanie Chantelle Bacon @tanielaramie.bsky.social · Oct 1

feeling uncomfortable in my body this week so I panic-signed up for MULTIPLE spin classes