Jewish Space Laser (OfAndrew)
@tapiocapearl13.bsky.social
Not sure if we will survive another Trump administration. #Resist
If a trucker and a sailor got together and had a baby, that baby would be my mouth.
My roots are in Massachusetts but my branches are in Oregon.
No DMs unless we have a rapport.
If a trucker and a sailor got together and had a baby, that baby would be my mouth.
My roots are in Massachusetts but my branches are in Oregon.
No DMs unless we have a rapport.
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There seems to be a lot of misinformation going around so please allow me to clarify.
Matt Gaetz did not have sex with a 17 year old girl.
Matt Gaetz raped a trafficked 17 year old girl and then venmoed the guy who trafficked the girl; aka her pimp.
Matt Gaetz did not have sex with a 17 year old girl.
Matt Gaetz raped a trafficked 17 year old girl and then venmoed the guy who trafficked the girl; aka her pimp.
My fucking coworker spent "3 hours" (not really - he spent an hour and fucked off for 2) looking at real properties owned by one individual and wasted half that time looking at properties sold by that individual going back to 2005. Nobody fucking cares about a house he sold in 2005. Idiot.
July 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
My fucking coworker spent "3 hours" (not really - he spent an hour and fucked off for 2) looking at real properties owned by one individual and wasted half that time looking at properties sold by that individual going back to 2005. Nobody fucking cares about a house he sold in 2005. Idiot.
My coworker called in sick today!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
My coworker called in sick today!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My idiot fucking coworker gave out his company amex cc number to "quickbooks" only to realize it's a scam. Now we all have to get new amex cards because he is a fucking moron.
June 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
My idiot fucking coworker gave out his company amex cc number to "quickbooks" only to realize it's a scam. Now we all have to get new amex cards because he is a fucking moron.
When you elect a rapist, don't be surprised when dominates and fucks you.
June 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
When you elect a rapist, don't be surprised when dominates and fucks you.
You guys. I get it now. The "golden era" of another trump administration is the color of missiles being dropped, that's all.
June 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
You guys. I get it now. The "golden era" of another trump administration is the color of missiles being dropped, that's all.
All the MAGAts screaming, “I voted for this!” are enlisting to be on the front lines of the war with Iran, right? Right?
June 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
All the MAGAts screaming, “I voted for this!” are enlisting to be on the front lines of the war with Iran, right? Right?
Another day, another day of embarrassment for the United States. Not sure how we will make in another 3 and 1/2 years of this shit.
June 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Another day, another day of embarrassment for the United States. Not sure how we will make in another 3 and 1/2 years of this shit.
I stand with US Senator Alex Padilla.
June 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I stand with US Senator Alex Padilla.
Apparently, the co-worker is mad at me and won't speak to me because I had to ask him to make sure he flushed the toilet because I kept finding his shit in the toilet. Yep. A toilet bowl of his shit.
Grow the fuck up. Get the fuck over yourself. Flush the toilet. Eat some fucking fiber dude.
Grow the fuck up. Get the fuck over yourself. Flush the toilet. Eat some fucking fiber dude.
June 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Apparently, the co-worker is mad at me and won't speak to me because I had to ask him to make sure he flushed the toilet because I kept finding his shit in the toilet. Yep. A toilet bowl of his shit.
Grow the fuck up. Get the fuck over yourself. Flush the toilet. Eat some fucking fiber dude.
Grow the fuck up. Get the fuck over yourself. Flush the toilet. Eat some fucking fiber dude.
Apparently if you tell Josh Hawley to eat a dick on twitter, you get your account suspended. He's a PAB.
June 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Apparently if you tell Josh Hawley to eat a dick on twitter, you get your account suspended. He's a PAB.
My coworker didn't know you weren't supposed to refrigerate bananas.
He cooked in restaurants as a brunch cook for years and claims to have owned a restaurant (he didn't though - he's lying).
He is 53 years old.
He cooked in restaurants as a brunch cook for years and claims to have owned a restaurant (he didn't though - he's lying).
He is 53 years old.
June 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My coworker didn't know you weren't supposed to refrigerate bananas.
He cooked in restaurants as a brunch cook for years and claims to have owned a restaurant (he didn't though - he's lying).
He is 53 years old.
He cooked in restaurants as a brunch cook for years and claims to have owned a restaurant (he didn't though - he's lying).
He is 53 years old.
Sooooo, the incompetent coworker sent out a Power of Attorney with a different client's SSN on it. I am debating if I should just ignore it, confront the coworker, or tell the boss.
I don't want to snitch, but this is beyond egregious and I don't think this should be swept under the rug. Help!
I don't want to snitch, but this is beyond egregious and I don't think this should be swept under the rug. Help!
June 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Sooooo, the incompetent coworker sent out a Power of Attorney with a different client's SSN on it. I am debating if I should just ignore it, confront the coworker, or tell the boss.
I don't want to snitch, but this is beyond egregious and I don't think this should be swept under the rug. Help!
I don't want to snitch, but this is beyond egregious and I don't think this should be swept under the rug. Help!
Serious question: Is there enough room in Hell for Trump and all of his sycophant enablers?
June 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Serious question: Is there enough room in Hell for Trump and all of his sycophant enablers?
Another day, another display of absolute incompetence from my coworker.
June 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Another day, another display of absolute incompetence from my coworker.
My boss has never seen labyrinth so I have to find a new job. I can’t even.
June 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
My boss has never seen labyrinth so I have to find a new job. I can’t even.
I swear, my coworker spend at least 1 hour each day in the bathroom. Imagine getting paid to take multiple shits per day.
May 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I swear, my coworker spend at least 1 hour each day in the bathroom. Imagine getting paid to take multiple shits per day.
So, which laws will Trump break today?
May 20, 2025 at 12:25 PM
So, which laws will Trump break today?
The wrong asshole has cancer.
May 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The wrong asshole has cancer.
I get on a plane tomorrow. But I don’t fly through Newark. But still. Pray for me.
May 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I get on a plane tomorrow. But I don’t fly through Newark. But still. Pray for me.
And it was a debtor paying a consumer debt and my co-worker didn't read the mini miranda that we are required to read EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. we speak with a debtor.
He has worked here for over 5 1/2 years.
He has worked here for over 5 1/2 years.
I guess my co-worker arranged for someone to come by the office at 11 so at 10:59, he decided to take his morning shit and was in the bathroom until *just*now, making his appointment just wait around...
May 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
And it was a debtor paying a consumer debt and my co-worker didn't read the mini miranda that we are required to read EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. we speak with a debtor.
He has worked here for over 5 1/2 years.
He has worked here for over 5 1/2 years.
I guess my co-worker arranged for someone to come by the office at 11 so at 10:59, he decided to take his morning shit and was in the bathroom until *just*now, making his appointment just wait around...
May 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I guess my co-worker arranged for someone to come by the office at 11 so at 10:59, he decided to take his morning shit and was in the bathroom until *just*now, making his appointment just wait around...
White smoke! We have a new Pontif.
May 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
White smoke! We have a new Pontif.
Kash Patel must be one of those DEI hires, right? Because there is no fucking way he was hired on merit as he is a fucking moron.
May 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Kash Patel must be one of those DEI hires, right? Because there is no fucking way he was hired on merit as he is a fucking moron.
Holy shit. My co-worker doesn't know what a raincheck is.
May 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Holy shit. My co-worker doesn't know what a raincheck is.
If you are upset about what is happening in our country, blame cowardly senate republicans who voted to acquit trump in not only his first but his second impeachment trials.
Blood is on their hands.
Blood is on their hands.
May 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
If you are upset about what is happening in our country, blame cowardly senate republicans who voted to acquit trump in not only his first but his second impeachment trials.
Blood is on their hands.
Blood is on their hands.