Taquito The Puppet
@taquitothepuppet.bsky.social
An adorable Puppet with a big mouth.
Anti-MAGA
Pro-choice
Punches Nazis
Send me G1 Transformers!
Also referred to as: "hijo de la chingada"
Anti-MAGA
Pro-choice
Punches Nazis
Send me G1 Transformers!
Also referred to as: "hijo de la chingada"
Pinned
AEW > WWE
Don't like it? Fight me.
(Gonna look real stupid losing a fight with a Muppet)
Don't like it? Fight me.
(Gonna look real stupid losing a fight with a Muppet)
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Is there nothing they won’t do to hide the Epstein files? Let me fix that. There is nothing they won’t do to hide the Epstein files.
January 7, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Is there nothing they won’t do to hide the Epstein files? Let me fix that. There is nothing they won’t do to hide the Epstein files.
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I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
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Hey,
ICE shot and killed a US citizen today in Minneapolis.
I don't post political shit here but if there's ever a time to take to the streets and demand justice NOW IS THE TIME.
ICE shot and killed a US citizen today in Minneapolis.
I don't post political shit here but if there's ever a time to take to the streets and demand justice NOW IS THE TIME.
January 7, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Hey,
ICE shot and killed a US citizen today in Minneapolis.
I don't post political shit here but if there's ever a time to take to the streets and demand justice NOW IS THE TIME.
ICE shot and killed a US citizen today in Minneapolis.
I don't post political shit here but if there's ever a time to take to the streets and demand justice NOW IS THE TIME.
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You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
Stephen Miller on CNN explaining why the American government should take possession of Greenland.
January 8, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Stephen Miller on CNN explaining why the American government should take possession of Greenland.
We need to start taking everything that spews from that Orange man’s mouth deadly serious.
He is going to attempt to cancel or rig the midterms.
If we brush his warnings off as a distraction…
We are going to have our guard down and let it happen.
He is going to attempt to cancel or rig the midterms.
If we brush his warnings off as a distraction…
We are going to have our guard down and let it happen.
January 7, 2026 at 9:27 PM
We need to start taking everything that spews from that Orange man’s mouth deadly serious.
He is going to attempt to cancel or rig the midterms.
If we brush his warnings off as a distraction…
We are going to have our guard down and let it happen.
He is going to attempt to cancel or rig the midterms.
If we brush his warnings off as a distraction…
We are going to have our guard down and let it happen.
Imagine failing upwards all your life, having everything handed to you, and yet you're still miserable and set the world on fire to compensate for it...
January 7, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Imagine failing upwards all your life, having everything handed to you, and yet you're still miserable and set the world on fire to compensate for it...
Sure he's an undead vampire /ultra pasty white supremacist walker with enough toxic hate fueling him till at least next century.
He is soo toxic that a polar bear wouldn't eat him, walruses wouldn't want to touch him...
He is soo toxic that a polar bear wouldn't eat him, walruses wouldn't want to touch him...
January 7, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Sure he's an undead vampire /ultra pasty white supremacist walker with enough toxic hate fueling him till at least next century.
He is soo toxic that a polar bear wouldn't eat him, walruses wouldn't want to touch him...
He is soo toxic that a polar bear wouldn't eat him, walruses wouldn't want to touch him...
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If you didn't vote for Kamala STFU about the Dems needing to do something.
You had a chance to give them power.
You had a chance to give them power.
January 6, 2026 at 2:02 AM
If you didn't vote for Kamala STFU about the Dems needing to do something.
You had a chance to give them power.
You had a chance to give them power.
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Will Americans stop telling the world how amazing their constitution is, now that it's been proven to be a farce?
Imagine even letting this idiot stand for public office 🤣
And don't forget the amendments. They use guns to kill kids but not to stop their corrupt government... 😑
Imagine even letting this idiot stand for public office 🤣
And don't forget the amendments. They use guns to kill kids but not to stop their corrupt government... 😑
January 6, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Will Americans stop telling the world how amazing their constitution is, now that it's been proven to be a farce?
Imagine even letting this idiot stand for public office 🤣
And don't forget the amendments. They use guns to kill kids but not to stop their corrupt government... 😑
Imagine even letting this idiot stand for public office 🤣
And don't forget the amendments. They use guns to kill kids but not to stop their corrupt government... 😑
We have the fucking right wing Supreme Court to thank for that.
They literally gave the President the right to do whatever the fuck they want with no legal recourse.
They literally gave the President the right to do whatever the fuck they want with no legal recourse.
January 4, 2026 at 12:25 PM
We have the fucking right wing Supreme Court to thank for that.
They literally gave the President the right to do whatever the fuck they want with no legal recourse.
They literally gave the President the right to do whatever the fuck they want with no legal recourse.
Maga conservatives are too stupid to understand that people on the left can hold the belief that Muduro is bad as well as what Chump did is unilaterally insane & is smoke & mirrors for another war for oil. But, we all know they lack with critical thinking & ability to understand the bigger picture.
January 4, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Maga conservatives are too stupid to understand that people on the left can hold the belief that Muduro is bad as well as what Chump did is unilaterally insane & is smoke & mirrors for another war for oil. But, we all know they lack with critical thinking & ability to understand the bigger picture.
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Fuck Trump and his pedophile protecting regime.
May they ALL rot in prison.
May they ALL rot in prison.
January 3, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Fuck Trump and his pedophile protecting regime.
May they ALL rot in prison.
May they ALL rot in prison.
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let me see...
Root canal
Colonoscopy
Pap smear
Hemorrhoids
Prostate exam
Mammogram
Toothache
Stomach flu......shall I go on?
Root canal
Colonoscopy
Pap smear
Hemorrhoids
Prostate exam
Mammogram
Toothache
Stomach flu......shall I go on?
November 26, 2024 at 6:03 PM
let me see...
Root canal
Colonoscopy
Pap smear
Hemorrhoids
Prostate exam
Mammogram
Toothache
Stomach flu......shall I go on?
Root canal
Colonoscopy
Pap smear
Hemorrhoids
Prostate exam
Mammogram
Toothache
Stomach flu......shall I go on?
“Family is the ultimate bedrock of civilization” says the wife of a man who is gung-ho in favor of ripping migrant families apart and making family members disappear in foreign prisons…
Just wow. This woman is a completely stupid and one-dimensional ostrich with her head in the sand.
Just wow. This woman is a completely stupid and one-dimensional ostrich with her head in the sand.
December 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
“Family is the ultimate bedrock of civilization” says the wife of a man who is gung-ho in favor of ripping migrant families apart and making family members disappear in foreign prisons…
Just wow. This woman is a completely stupid and one-dimensional ostrich with her head in the sand.
Just wow. This woman is a completely stupid and one-dimensional ostrich with her head in the sand.
Did you hear her at the end?
As he made a ridiculous claim of what “everybody“ was saying?.
…Barbara, flat out and firmly: “No they’re not.”
Where are reporters like that today??!
Plenty of opportunities to do the same.
As he made a ridiculous claim of what “everybody“ was saying?.
…Barbara, flat out and firmly: “No they’re not.”
Where are reporters like that today??!
Plenty of opportunities to do the same.
December 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Did you hear her at the end?
As he made a ridiculous claim of what “everybody“ was saying?.
…Barbara, flat out and firmly: “No they’re not.”
Where are reporters like that today??!
Plenty of opportunities to do the same.
As he made a ridiculous claim of what “everybody“ was saying?.
…Barbara, flat out and firmly: “No they’re not.”
Where are reporters like that today??!
Plenty of opportunities to do the same.
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Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
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Much love my peoples! Merry Christmas!
a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a suit and tie .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a suit and tie .
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Much love my peoples! Merry Christmas!
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BREAKING: ICE announces it has detained Santa Clause because he entered the country illegally and without documentation.
"Nobody is above the law," said Pam Bondi, "especially communists who just want to give things away."
"Nobody is above the law," said Pam Bondi, "especially communists who just want to give things away."
December 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
BREAKING: ICE announces it has detained Santa Clause because he entered the country illegally and without documentation.
"Nobody is above the law," said Pam Bondi, "especially communists who just want to give things away."
"Nobody is above the law," said Pam Bondi, "especially communists who just want to give things away."
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May l suggest to my American friends this Christmas Eve, as much as we love and Pray for all lovers of freedom and Democracy remember, your beautiful Country would not be in the position it is if it were not for (6) six members of the Supreme Court that gave this Lunatic President,
December 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
May l suggest to my American friends this Christmas Eve, as much as we love and Pray for all lovers of freedom and Democracy remember, your beautiful Country would not be in the position it is if it were not for (6) six members of the Supreme Court that gave this Lunatic President,
The only people who care about Epstein's friends' reputations are Epstein's friends.
If I was best friends with a pedophile & I defended him after conviction, most Americans would cheer if my cellmate beat me to death.
The rich & famous being implicated, so we're supposed to be sympathetic.
If I was best friends with a pedophile & I defended him after conviction, most Americans would cheer if my cellmate beat me to death.
The rich & famous being implicated, so we're supposed to be sympathetic.
December 25, 2025 at 7:42 AM
The only people who care about Epstein's friends' reputations are Epstein's friends.
If I was best friends with a pedophile & I defended him after conviction, most Americans would cheer if my cellmate beat me to death.
The rich & famous being implicated, so we're supposed to be sympathetic.
If I was best friends with a pedophile & I defended him after conviction, most Americans would cheer if my cellmate beat me to death.
The rich & famous being implicated, so we're supposed to be sympathetic.
Step 1: There are no Nazis in the GOP.
Step 2: Okay, there are Nazis, but it’s not that big a deal.
Step 3: Okay, there are Nazis, and it’s a problem. < (you are here)
Step 4: Okay, we’re just Nazis now, get over it.
Step 2: Okay, there are Nazis, but it’s not that big a deal.
Step 3: Okay, there are Nazis, and it’s a problem. < (you are here)
Step 4: Okay, we’re just Nazis now, get over it.
December 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Step 1: There are no Nazis in the GOP.
Step 2: Okay, there are Nazis, but it’s not that big a deal.
Step 3: Okay, there are Nazis, and it’s a problem. < (you are here)
Step 4: Okay, we’re just Nazis now, get over it.
Step 2: Okay, there are Nazis, but it’s not that big a deal.
Step 3: Okay, there are Nazis, and it’s a problem. < (you are here)
Step 4: Okay, we’re just Nazis now, get over it.
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Happy Holidays everyone!
December 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Happy Holidays everyone!