Taquito The Puppet
@taquitothepuppet.bsky.social
An adorable Puppet with a big mouth.
Anti-MAGA
Pro-choice
Punches Nazis
Send me G1 Transformers!
Also referred to as: "hijo de la chingada"
Anti-MAGA
Pro-choice
Punches Nazis
Send me G1 Transformers!
Also referred to as: "hijo de la chingada"
Pinned
AEW > WWE
Don't like it? Fight me.
(Gonna look real stupid losing a fight with a Muppet)
Don't like it? Fight me.
(Gonna look real stupid losing a fight with a Muppet)
Hey plantir fuck you, and fuck ICE. Fascist sacks of dog shit.
January 18, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Hey plantir fuck you, and fuck ICE. Fascist sacks of dog shit.
January 18, 2026 at 7:59 PM
PBS made fun of Trump many years ago on Sesame Street and he can’t have kids learn how to do that.
He needs those kids for “reasons”.
He needs those kids for “reasons”.
January 18, 2026 at 7:53 PM
PBS made fun of Trump many years ago on Sesame Street and he can’t have kids learn how to do that.
He needs those kids for “reasons”.
He needs those kids for “reasons”.
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January 17, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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As you already well know by now, it's all lies.
Every single thing anyone in this entire administration says is a lie.
All of it.
Every time.
Every single thing anyone in this entire administration says is a lie.
All of it.
Every time.
January 16, 2026 at 9:30 PM
As you already well know by now, it's all lies.
Every single thing anyone in this entire administration says is a lie.
All of it.
Every time.
Every single thing anyone in this entire administration says is a lie.
All of it.
Every time.
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January 17, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Two things that won't get old, Charlie Kirk jokes and Charlie Kirk.
January 18, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Two things that won't get old, Charlie Kirk jokes and Charlie Kirk.
They’re so fixated on projecting an "alpha" image to compensate for being the littlest of micro dicked bitches.
January 15, 2026 at 8:27 PM
They’re so fixated on projecting an "alpha" image to compensate for being the littlest of micro dicked bitches.
MEET ICE NAZI ROBERT W. BANES OF OF BELLA VISTA, ARKANSAS.
Every freaking time one of these Nazis is exposed they look EXACTLY like what I picture.
Every freaking time one of these Nazis is exposed they look EXACTLY like what I picture.
January 15, 2026 at 6:58 PM
MEET ICE NAZI ROBERT W. BANES OF OF BELLA VISTA, ARKANSAS.
Every freaking time one of these Nazis is exposed they look EXACTLY like what I picture.
Every freaking time one of these Nazis is exposed they look EXACTLY like what I picture.
Pedophiles often stop abusing in their 70's and 80's just because all sexual drives diminish.
I also doubt that Trump has a working penis at this stage...
I also doubt that Trump has a working penis at this stage...
January 15, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Pedophiles often stop abusing in their 70's and 80's just because all sexual drives diminish.
I also doubt that Trump has a working penis at this stage...
I also doubt that Trump has a working penis at this stage...
Republicans desperately latch onto anything that can let them forget they support one of the most notorious pedophiles alive.
January 15, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Republicans desperately latch onto anything that can let them forget they support one of the most notorious pedophiles alive.
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The only #Epstein controversy is the President of the United States won’t release the #EpsteinFiles because he raped children!
Epstein controversy🙄
Epstein controversy🙄
January 14, 2026 at 7:32 PM
The only #Epstein controversy is the President of the United States won’t release the #EpsteinFiles because he raped children!
Epstein controversy🙄
Epstein controversy🙄
Maga should never be able to call anyone a sheep after the last 10 years. Their unconditional loyalty to a whiny trust fund baby is beyond embarrassing.
--Taquito Da Mufuckin Puppet
--Taquito Da Mufuckin Puppet
January 15, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Maga should never be able to call anyone a sheep after the last 10 years. Their unconditional loyalty to a whiny trust fund baby is beyond embarrassing.
--Taquito Da Mufuckin Puppet
--Taquito Da Mufuckin Puppet
Someone please go tell MAGA Peter Griffin to sit the fuck back down!
January 13, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Someone please go tell MAGA Peter Griffin to sit the fuck back down!
The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubricated. \[insert Nelson Ha-Ha.gif\]
a cartoon character pointing with the word ha-ha behind him
ALT: a cartoon character pointing with the word ha-ha behind him
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubricated. \[insert Nelson Ha-Ha.gif\]
If any MAGA so much as *hints* at Hillary's emails just remind them they have absolutely *zero* evidence of anything that came out of those emails while Republicans have more than one leaked Signal group chat.
January 12, 2026 at 10:50 AM
If any MAGA so much as *hints* at Hillary's emails just remind them they have absolutely *zero* evidence of anything that came out of those emails while Republicans have more than one leaked Signal group chat.
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Your daily reminder that ICE agents aren’t public servants here to ensure safety. They are Nazis, biding their time before they choose to eradicate patriots.
January 11, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Your daily reminder that ICE agents aren’t public servants here to ensure safety. They are Nazis, biding their time before they choose to eradicate patriots.
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Trump only likes yes men.
He especially hates women who say no.
Or stop.
Or don’t.
*My response to Susan Collins phone call with the Fanta Menace*
He especially hates women who say no.
Or stop.
Or don’t.
*My response to Susan Collins phone call with the Fanta Menace*
January 11, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Trump only likes yes men.
He especially hates women who say no.
Or stop.
Or don’t.
*My response to Susan Collins phone call with the Fanta Menace*
He especially hates women who say no.
Or stop.
Or don’t.
*My response to Susan Collins phone call with the Fanta Menace*
It's catnip for those who want to feel powerful and don't possess the qualities to qualify them to actually wield that power in defense of their community when the bars to do so are already so low they're essentially touching the floor, fucking disgraces
January 10, 2026 at 6:35 PM
It's catnip for those who want to feel powerful and don't possess the qualities to qualify them to actually wield that power in defense of their community when the bars to do so are already so low they're essentially touching the floor, fucking disgraces
MAGA is why I’m not just pro choice but actively pro abortion!!!
**(That and it's a woman's personal right to her own body...)
**(That and it's a woman's personal right to her own body...)
January 9, 2026 at 7:49 PM
MAGA is why I’m not just pro choice but actively pro abortion!!!
**(That and it's a woman's personal right to her own body...)
**(That and it's a woman's personal right to her own body...)
The right always talks in dog whistles:
States rights? To own slaves
America First? The name of an old American Nazi party
Law and Order? Killing brown folks
Protect and serve? Protect and serve *property*
Family Values? Homophobia
Pro-life? Forced birth.
The list could go on and on.
States rights? To own slaves
America First? The name of an old American Nazi party
Law and Order? Killing brown folks
Protect and serve? Protect and serve *property*
Family Values? Homophobia
Pro-life? Forced birth.
The list could go on and on.
January 9, 2026 at 7:39 PM
The right always talks in dog whistles:
States rights? To own slaves
America First? The name of an old American Nazi party
Law and Order? Killing brown folks
Protect and serve? Protect and serve *property*
Family Values? Homophobia
Pro-life? Forced birth.
The list could go on and on.
States rights? To own slaves
America First? The name of an old American Nazi party
Law and Order? Killing brown folks
Protect and serve? Protect and serve *property*
Family Values? Homophobia
Pro-life? Forced birth.
The list could go on and on.
MAGA can all just enjoy life with no healthcare in their rural counties until their sons are sent off to some pointless war that will ruin their lives, to support the warmongering of an 80 year old, demented draft dodger.
All so Mango & his friends won’t get exposed in the Epstein files.
All so Mango & his friends won’t get exposed in the Epstein files.
January 8, 2026 at 10:44 PM
MAGA can all just enjoy life with no healthcare in their rural counties until their sons are sent off to some pointless war that will ruin their lives, to support the warmongering of an 80 year old, demented draft dodger.
All so Mango & his friends won’t get exposed in the Epstein files.
All so Mango & his friends won’t get exposed in the Epstein files.
I will only vote for candidates who pledge to prosecute every single member of this administration along with every last fascist thug who works for ICE.
January 8, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I will only vote for candidates who pledge to prosecute every single member of this administration along with every last fascist thug who works for ICE.
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Why are people arguing about that ICE agent killing a civilian? There’s no argument to be had!!
Agents of the government has killed one of their own citizens. The government has killed one of their own citizens.
whether you agree or disagree, it’s still the truth.
Agents of the government has killed one of their own citizens. The government has killed one of their own citizens.
whether you agree or disagree, it’s still the truth.
January 7, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Why are people arguing about that ICE agent killing a civilian? There’s no argument to be had!!
Agents of the government has killed one of their own citizens. The government has killed one of their own citizens.
whether you agree or disagree, it’s still the truth.
Agents of the government has killed one of their own citizens. The government has killed one of their own citizens.
whether you agree or disagree, it’s still the truth.