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AF
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Obsessed with astronomy and David Bowie. Member of the Leguminati 🫘 CEO of Spinsters Row
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Honestly, the refrigerator.
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If you were a mischievous little spirit, what object would you haunt? Would you rattle around in a teacup, whisper through an old typewriter, or flicker the lights on a vintage record player? Drop your eerie ideas in the comments! (We call dibs on the cursed velvet chair.) #GhostGoals #SpinstersRow
Just make it on the way. Better fresh.
You should be importing them regularly for enrichment. 😂
Should be designated a Superfund cleanup site.
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👻 Meet the supernatural girl bosses open to work—ghosts, banshees, and she-demons redefining hustle culture (and haunting HR). https://f.mtr.cool/vlygzgsrkq #GirlBoss #OpenToWork #SpinstersRow
Heartbreaking. Little Izzy 😭😭
We can all agree on fluffy cakes and buttery syrup.
This is what he thinks heaven looks like and knowing he can’t get there, he wants to borrow the lewk. 🫠
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Dangerous women have always been told: sit down. be quiet. blend in. 
Look where ‘fitting in’ has gotten us: backsliding freedoms. louder hate. quieter truth. 
Screw That!
#SpinstersRow #WitchyResistance #CourageIsContagious
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Tired of toxic workplace vibes? We've got a list of women that are the vibes. https://f.mtr.cool/pbcojlbrty #GirlBoss #OpenToWork #SpinstersRow
They could rent it out as a rage room. I’d pay 10k to go after it for half an hour.
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"Dear George, I’ll marry you...but I’m keeping my name and my altitude. Sincerely, Amelia." Queen. 
Read the full story: https://f.mtr.cool/hapypuyrdj 
#AmeliaEarhart #WomenInHistory #SpinstersRow #IndependentWomen
Those spin classes are very hard. Our fourth reich could be beaten by Planet Fitness members in Peoria IL.
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Are you ready to move onto Spinsters Row? Great news: a house down the street just opened up. It's three stories tall with stained glass windows and hardwood floors. There's only one catch... the attic remains home to a former occupant who is no longer alive 👻.
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We LOVE this on Spinsters Row! 😍
The first two episodes of the revival of Reading Rainbow have nearly 500,000 views each 🤯

Do you know how cool that is for literacy, for book joy?! We are all worthy of reading, we are all readers 💚

And NOW episode three is out! Take a look, it’s in a book 📚🌈🦋

youtu.be/e4VIV48ZB0M?feature=shared
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If you wanted blind obedience, you should have gotten a dog. #NoKingsDay #Resist #SpinstersRow
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It's not the wittiest but I think it might be my new favorite.
It’s okay. Everyone does what they can. I got sick and stuck at home so here is my living room rally.
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In lace-up boots, red lipstick, and righteous fury. For our foremothers. For our daughters. For anyone told to kneel. No Kings. Ever.
#NoKingsDay #Resist #SpinstersRow
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Voices raised, hearts ablaze, refusing to bow to crowns or corruption. Spinsterhood has always been rebellion. Today, we remember why.
#NoKingsDay #Resist #SpinstersRow
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This 19th-century masterpiece is a love letter to unapologetic eccentricity. It was commissioned by a woman who owned 350 cats. 🐾Yes, three. hundred. fifty. https://f.mtr.cool/wtutrbbwyv 
#SpinstersRow #ArtAppreciation
Returning to my desk, I see a post-it note: “let’s chat.”