Targent is a fucking joke.
May 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Targent is a fucking joke.
They keep finding me...
May 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
They keep finding me...
So it seems you-know-who doesn't actually recognise me.
(That hurts a bit I worked for him for five years.)
But as long as nobody runs their mouth, me and my partner can come out of hiding.
(That hurts a bit I worked for him for five years.)
But as long as nobody runs their mouth, me and my partner can come out of hiding.
April 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
So it seems you-know-who doesn't actually recognise me.
(That hurts a bit I worked for him for five years.)
But as long as nobody runs their mouth, me and my partner can come out of hiding.
(That hurts a bit I worked for him for five years.)
But as long as nobody runs their mouth, me and my partner can come out of hiding.
While "you know who" is around, me and my partner are currently in hiding. We are somewhere Targent will never think to look for us.
April 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
While "you know who" is around, me and my partner are currently in hiding. We are somewhere Targent will never think to look for us.
No no no oh shit no
April 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
No no no oh shit no
I need some adult friends. I can't be hanging out with dumb teenagers anymore.
March 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I need some adult friends. I can't be hanging out with dumb teenagers anymore.
Sorry for not being active here for a while, I got married.
Anyway, I'm still mad that no one was surprised when I said I was a homosexual. What made it so obvious? Is it my walk? My voice? The way I dress? This is pissing me off.
Anyway, I'm still mad that no one was surprised when I said I was a homosexual. What made it so obvious? Is it my walk? My voice? The way I dress? This is pissing me off.
March 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Sorry for not being active here for a while, I got married.
Anyway, I'm still mad that no one was surprised when I said I was a homosexual. What made it so obvious? Is it my walk? My voice? The way I dress? This is pissing me off.
Anyway, I'm still mad that no one was surprised when I said I was a homosexual. What made it so obvious? Is it my walk? My voice? The way I dress? This is pissing me off.
I have an important announcement to make. This may be a massive shock as I have been very good at hiding it.
I am a homosexual man.
I am a homosexual man.
March 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I have an important announcement to make. This may be a massive shock as I have been very good at hiding it.
I am a homosexual man.
I am a homosexual man.
Is there anything more disgusting than seeing a couple kiss in public? Repulsive. Nobody wants to see that shit.
March 15, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Is there anything more disgusting than seeing a couple kiss in public? Repulsive. Nobody wants to see that shit.
I told you. Tell a man he can be a woman and there will be no women left.
March 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I told you. Tell a man he can be a woman and there will be no women left.
I've learnt so much since I left Targent. For example, did you know men can be women? Wowsers.
March 10, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I've learnt so much since I left Targent. For example, did you know men can be women? Wowsers.
Shout out to women. I don't really know any but they seem alright.
March 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Shout out to women. I don't really know any but they seem alright.
[Agent Rook has not reported to his superior. Location currently unknown. Possible AWOL]
March 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
[Agent Rook has not reported to his superior. Location currently unknown. Possible AWOL]
@bigbadbishop.bsky.social
Message me when you get the chance. I need to tell you something.
Message me when you get the chance. I need to tell you something.
March 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
@bigbadbishop.bsky.social
Message me when you get the chance. I need to tell you something.
Message me when you get the chance. I need to tell you something.
Just spent 30 minutes assembling the new coffee machine. I swear if one more agent asks me for a caramel macchiato, I'm throwing them off the skyscraper.
March 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Just spent 30 minutes assembling the new coffee machine. I swear if one more agent asks me for a caramel macchiato, I'm throwing them off the skyscraper.
So sick of people saying Ariel gave up her voice for a man. If you even watched the movie you would know she wanted to be a human long before she even met Eric. She was only pushed over the edge after her Dad destroyed her stuff and she was manipulated by Ursula. And another thing
February 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
So sick of people saying Ariel gave up her voice for a man. If you even watched the movie you would know she wanted to be a human long before she even met Eric. She was only pushed over the edge after her Dad destroyed her stuff and she was manipulated by Ursula. And another thing
What am I gonna go to a therapist for? So I can pay money for some stranger to tell me I'm gay? To find out I'm gay and in the closet? To help me discover that deep down I'm a homosexual man? Absolutely not. Miss me with that shit. I'm straight. I am straight.
February 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
What am I gonna go to a therapist for? So I can pay money for some stranger to tell me I'm gay? To find out I'm gay and in the closet? To help me discover that deep down I'm a homosexual man? Absolutely not. Miss me with that shit. I'm straight. I am straight.
I know we're an evil organisation, but why do we have to live in a literal dump? This is disgusting. And probably dangerous.
February 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I know we're an evil organisation, but why do we have to live in a literal dump? This is disgusting. And probably dangerous.
Y'all hear something?
February 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Y'all hear something?
OOC:
Rook getting swarmed by Family Goons
Rook getting swarmed by Family Goons
February 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
OOC:
Rook getting swarmed by Family Goons
Rook getting swarmed by Family Goons
*visibly shaking*
Need to get back to the Nest. Agents there all different.
Need to get back to the Nest. Agents there all different.
February 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
*visibly shaking*
Need to get back to the Nest. Agents there all different.
Need to get back to the Nest. Agents there all different.
Since I can't get back to The Nest at the moment, I might as well try something productive:
For Sale: Souvenir eggs from San Grio. Rare and exclusive.I accept cash or genuine Azran artefacts as payment. Serious offers only.
For Sale: Souvenir eggs from San Grio. Rare and exclusive.I accept cash or genuine Azran artefacts as payment. Serious offers only.
February 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Since I can't get back to The Nest at the moment, I might as well try something productive:
For Sale: Souvenir eggs from San Grio. Rare and exclusive.I accept cash or genuine Azran artefacts as payment. Serious offers only.
For Sale: Souvenir eggs from San Grio. Rare and exclusive.I accept cash or genuine Azran artefacts as payment. Serious offers only.
All these young couples acting all romantic today. Disgusting. Doesn't anybody have jobs anymore?
February 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
All these young couples acting all romantic today. Disgusting. Doesn't anybody have jobs anymore?
Last night there was a report of an intoxicated agent singing Need You Now at 3am in a Lidl car park. It wasn't me. I never shop at Lidl. I'm an Aldi man.
February 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Last night there was a report of an intoxicated agent singing Need You Now at 3am in a Lidl car park. It wasn't me. I never shop at Lidl. I'm an Aldi man.