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I REPORT AND BLOCK PORNBOTS AND CRYPTOTROLLS
I REPORT AND BLOCK PORNBOTS AND CRYPTOTROLLS
The only reason I ever thought “Trump Derangement Syndrome” might be a republican slogan is because the first time I saw it, it was misspelled on a rusted Winnebago perma-parked in a flood zone.
February 16, 2026 at 3:56 PM
The only reason I ever thought “Trump Derangement Syndrome” might be a republican slogan is because the first time I saw it, it was misspelled on a rusted Winnebago perma-parked in a flood zone.
“Trump Derangement Syndrome” is the most idiotic self-burn. Conservatives just can’t get anything right. Any reasonable person in a right side up world would see that phrase, see him, and just assume they’re the deranged ones talking about themselves.
February 16, 2026 at 3:49 PM
“Trump Derangement Syndrome” is the most idiotic self-burn. Conservatives just can’t get anything right. Any reasonable person in a right side up world would see that phrase, see him, and just assume they’re the deranged ones talking about themselves.
We didn’t end slavery, we outsourced it. We didn’t end child labor, we outsourced it. There aren’t any “good guys” in today’s world, just a hierarchy of bad ones. My point being, don’t be pious about offensive mascots and microaggressions from an iPhone made by unpaid children.
February 16, 2026 at 3:02 PM
We didn’t end slavery, we outsourced it. We didn’t end child labor, we outsourced it. There aren’t any “good guys” in today’s world, just a hierarchy of bad ones. My point being, don’t be pious about offensive mascots and microaggressions from an iPhone made by unpaid children.
It doesn’t annoy me that targeted advertising shows me commercials in Spanish despite knowing what language I speak. It annoys me because it knows I’m a democrat so it thinks I’ll be impressed.
February 16, 2026 at 2:18 PM
It doesn’t annoy me that targeted advertising shows me commercials in Spanish despite knowing what language I speak. It annoys me because it knows I’m a democrat so it thinks I’ll be impressed.
Fascism, pollution, vaccines. It’s no mystery these things are returning as a critical mass of people who remember WWII, polio, and Industrial Revolution smog are no longer here to remind us what they were like.
February 16, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Fascism, pollution, vaccines. It’s no mystery these things are returning as a critical mass of people who remember WWII, polio, and Industrial Revolution smog are no longer here to remind us what they were like.
If Republicans are going to force everyone to prove their identity before voting, Democrats need to be set up at polling stations to make sure it’s enforced proportionally. It’s already too easy to imagine registrars giving conservative white women a wink and a pass.
February 15, 2026 at 8:26 PM
If Republicans are going to force everyone to prove their identity before voting, Democrats need to be set up at polling stations to make sure it’s enforced proportionally. It’s already too easy to imagine registrars giving conservative white women a wink and a pass.
Stranger Things got sh*t for never playing a Michael Jackson song, then finally played Rockin’ Robin? That’s like asking for something by Grace Slick and getting We Built This City.
February 14, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Stranger Things got sh*t for never playing a Michael Jackson song, then finally played Rockin’ Robin? That’s like asking for something by Grace Slick and getting We Built This City.
Poverty. Pedophilia. Rape. Abuse. Concentration Camps.
Stop excusing their cruelty as indifference and ineptitude.
The. Cruelty. Is. The. Point.
Stop excusing their cruelty as indifference and ineptitude.
The. Cruelty. Is. The. Point.
February 13, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Poverty. Pedophilia. Rape. Abuse. Concentration Camps.
Stop excusing their cruelty as indifference and ineptitude.
The. Cruelty. Is. The. Point.
Stop excusing their cruelty as indifference and ineptitude.
The. Cruelty. Is. The. Point.
In an alternate universe, Trump’s only legacy is a service plaza named after him on the Jersey Turnpike.
February 13, 2026 at 2:51 AM
In an alternate universe, Trump’s only legacy is a service plaza named after him on the Jersey Turnpike.
Wuthering Heights looks like a two hour perfume commercial.
February 13, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Wuthering Heights looks like a two hour perfume commercial.
The ‘Burbs sets up an excellent opportunity to explore race in 21st century suburbia. Instead, a brilliant cast of iconic actors is drowning in shallow tokenism on a cul de sac that hasn’t changed since Tom Hanks and Carrie Fisher lived there.
February 12, 2026 at 11:11 PM
The ‘Burbs sets up an excellent opportunity to explore race in 21st century suburbia. Instead, a brilliant cast of iconic actors is drowning in shallow tokenism on a cul de sac that hasn’t changed since Tom Hanks and Carrie Fisher lived there.
Selma Hayek’s boobs are the real reason conservative white women hate Mexicans.
February 12, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Selma Hayek’s boobs are the real reason conservative white women hate Mexicans.
It's nice to see some Democrats finally wearing their balls and ovaries on the outside today.
February 11, 2026 at 11:49 PM
It's nice to see some Democrats finally wearing their balls and ovaries on the outside today.
Gameplan for midterms: convince Republicans that Trump has the race rigged in their favor, and that they don’t need to vote.
Then, Democrats, get out and vote 🗳️🇺🇸
Then, Democrats, get out and vote 🗳️🇺🇸
February 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Gameplan for midterms: convince Republicans that Trump has the race rigged in their favor, and that they don’t need to vote.
Then, Democrats, get out and vote 🗳️🇺🇸
Then, Democrats, get out and vote 🗳️🇺🇸
Someday Karoline Leavitt will have to explain to her children why she said “we’re moving on from that” when asked about the children who were raped by her employers.
February 10, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Someday Karoline Leavitt will have to explain to her children why she said “we’re moving on from that” when asked about the children who were raped by her employers.
I really don’t understand a world in which South of the Border is a ghost town but Buc-ee’s is a destination attraction.
February 10, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I really don’t understand a world in which South of the Border is a ghost town but Buc-ee’s is a destination attraction.
I was getting annoyed with all these picture perfect couples on Instagram renovating old houses, until someone pointed out they supplement their income on OnlyFans. Now I’m just nauseous.
February 10, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I was getting annoyed with all these picture perfect couples on Instagram renovating old houses, until someone pointed out they supplement their income on OnlyFans. Now I’m just nauseous.
The ‘Burbs needs to decide if it’s a funny story about a haunted house or provocative commentary on racism in the suburbs, because it clearly isn’t capable of both. As is, it’s an unfunny, unscary haunted house story with a white savior complex.
February 10, 2026 at 12:04 AM
The ‘Burbs needs to decide if it’s a funny story about a haunted house or provocative commentary on racism in the suburbs, because it clearly isn’t capable of both. As is, it’s an unfunny, unscary haunted house story with a white savior complex.
Yuppies will pay someone $100 a week to wash their dog, but never bother to ask where the guy crafting their artisanal BBQ in the food truck goes to the bathroom.
February 9, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Yuppies will pay someone $100 a week to wash their dog, but never bother to ask where the guy crafting their artisanal BBQ in the food truck goes to the bathroom.
All those warehouses along the interstate promised to bring distribution jobs to the MAGA belt. It’ll be interesting to hear the outrage when the detainees are put to work on the shipping lines.
February 9, 2026 at 8:07 PM
All those warehouses along the interstate promised to bring distribution jobs to the MAGA belt. It’ll be interesting to hear the outrage when the detainees are put to work on the shipping lines.
Considering the Super Bowl is rarely played at one of the team’s home cities, I’d much rather watch it on TV. Only gross-rich idiots fly to Kansas to watch the Eagles lose.
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Considering the Super Bowl is rarely played at one of the team’s home cities, I’d much rather watch it on TV. Only gross-rich idiots fly to Kansas to watch the Eagles lose.
I’m seeing a lot of social media comments today from people who clearly don’t know that Puerto Rico is part of the United States 🇵🇷
February 9, 2026 at 1:05 PM
I’m seeing a lot of social media comments today from people who clearly don’t know that Puerto Rico is part of the United States 🇵🇷
Talk about the Obama-monkey video all you want, but anyone who wants to see it already has. Continuing to spread it only helps numb us to it and normalize it, lowering the bar. Which was exactly the point. Stop feigning shock. Actually be shocked enough to build back our standards.
February 7, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Talk about the Obama-monkey video all you want, but anyone who wants to see it already has. Continuing to spread it only helps numb us to it and normalize it, lowering the bar. Which was exactly the point. Stop feigning shock. Actually be shocked enough to build back our standards.
Gays could set up a colony at the ass end of an iceberg and within a month, some chick with an iPhone and an Instagram account would be there, Stanley cup of Starbies in tow, saying all it needs is a SoulCycle and some Airbnbs.
February 7, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Gays could set up a colony at the ass end of an iceberg and within a month, some chick with an iPhone and an Instagram account would be there, Stanley cup of Starbies in tow, saying all it needs is a SoulCycle and some Airbnbs.
Saying neurodivergent people are more likely to identify as LGBTQIA+ exposes what an erroneously amalgamated acronym of nonsense our community has become, and it encourages straight people to conflate mental illness with homosexuality, something we’ve spent 50 years debunking.
February 7, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Saying neurodivergent people are more likely to identify as LGBTQIA+ exposes what an erroneously amalgamated acronym of nonsense our community has become, and it encourages straight people to conflate mental illness with homosexuality, something we’ve spent 50 years debunking.