Teh Rockuer
@tastelessfish.bsky.social
I am a monument to all your sins.
Imagine Tony Hawk with a Pokemon binder doing a 900, and all the cards fly out.
December 24, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Imagine Tony Hawk with a Pokemon binder doing a 900, and all the cards fly out.
I am going to paint a painting with a hotdog.
December 24, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I am going to paint a painting with a hotdog.
In the basement... Alone. #DanFran #MichaelWood
December 24, 2025 at 6:17 AM
In the basement... Alone. #DanFran #MichaelWood
HOLY SHIT. WE ARE COOKED.
December 23, 2025 at 9:57 AM
HOLY SHIT. WE ARE COOKED.
🎵 Well, after all... 🎵
December 23, 2025 at 9:33 AM
🎵 Well, after all... 🎵
AFTER ALL, I am the KING of MONOPS.
December 23, 2025 at 9:30 AM
AFTER ALL, I am the KING of MONOPS.
I KNOW A MONOPOLY WHEN I SEE ONE.
December 23, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I KNOW A MONOPOLY WHEN I SEE ONE.
Crafted by the creek.
December 23, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Crafted by the creek.
December 23, 2025 at 9:21 AM
DTE "Yo! Your bills are skyrocketing! What are you doing? Using gas to heat the home?"
Me literally keeping my thermostat at 66 degrees...
🥴
Me literally keeping my thermostat at 66 degrees...
🥴
December 23, 2025 at 9:19 AM
DTE "Yo! Your bills are skyrocketing! What are you doing? Using gas to heat the home?"
Me literally keeping my thermostat at 66 degrees...
🥴
Me literally keeping my thermostat at 66 degrees...
🥴
Who timed these lights? A literal clown?
December 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Who timed these lights? A literal clown?
Says this is "just a quick stop." It's is not.
December 14, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Says this is "just a quick stop." It's is not.
"A birthday at 4:08am is a strange little hour..."
December 11, 2025 at 9:11 AM
"A birthday at 4:08am is a strange little hour..."
Salrut, the Gifted... Salrut, the Indomitable.
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Salrut, the Gifted... Salrut, the Indomitable.
Apparently this was the graveyard group.
December 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Apparently this was the graveyard group.
The bend before the break.
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The bend before the break.
They used to call me Thought-Cala.
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
They used to call me Thought-Cala.
When Goat Simulator becomes Goat reality.
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 AM
When Goat Simulator becomes Goat reality.
"He's dangerous because he tells the truth."
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 AM
"He's dangerous because he tells the truth."
My favorite thing is when the hotdogs roll around the floor before they are cooked.
November 24, 2025 at 6:44 AM
My favorite thing is when the hotdogs roll around the floor before they are cooked.
How much for a horse?
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 AM
How much for a horse?
Am I just an onion in a jar of M&M's?
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Am I just an onion in a jar of M&M's?