Teh Rockuer
@tastelessfish.bsky.social
I am a monument to all your sins.
It's 11:16, let's go get a pizza from the Little Ceasars Dumpster.
November 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
It's 11:16, let's go get a pizza from the Little Ceasars Dumpster.
Just-starts with one.
November 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Just-starts with one.
Just one more post starting with the word just.
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Just one more post starting with the word just.
Just call me Abra-Cayman Lincoln.
November 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Just call me Abra-Cayman Lincoln.
Just you wait until I pull out my $13,000 Fblthp Deck!
November 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Just you wait until I pull out my $13,000 Fblthp Deck!
NO MORE DEALS... IT'S OVER!!!
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
NO MORE DEALS... IT'S OVER!!!
There is nothing I understand more than a horse on fire.
November 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
There is nothing I understand more than a horse on fire.
FINAL BOSS - Beat me at Chess while singing The Reason.
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 AM
FINAL BOSS - Beat me at Chess while singing The Reason.
Call me George Washington because my epiglottitis seems to be undiagnosed.
November 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Call me George Washington because my epiglottitis seems to be undiagnosed.
"It's my birthday! I'm not going to the dollar store!"
October 21, 2025 at 11:40 AM
"It's my birthday! I'm not going to the dollar store!"
If not a bird? -Rather a plane?
October 20, 2025 at 8:42 AM
If not a bird? -Rather a plane?
Shutter Shade Crypto
October 20, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Shutter Shade Crypto
Does anyone wear shutter shades anymore? I'm about to bring them back!
October 20, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Does anyone wear shutter shades anymore? I'm about to bring them back!
Am I not Italian enough for a $5000 rigatoni?
October 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Am I not Italian enough for a $5000 rigatoni?
Heavy is the crown.
October 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Heavy is the crown.
Fire me into the New York City skyline!
October 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Fire me into the New York City skyline!
The penguins are disgusting.
October 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The penguins are disgusting.
Maybe most old men look like dogs?
October 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Maybe most old men look like dogs?
If my name was Gonk Bibble... I'd be pissed!
September 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
If my name was Gonk Bibble... I'd be pissed!
"Brain dead, but salvable."
September 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"Brain dead, but salvable."
Modern Day Frankenstein.
September 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Modern Day Frankenstein.
Who's down for some Team Action Sack?
September 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Who's down for some Team Action Sack?
My sandwich is literally dripping with water.
September 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My sandwich is literally dripping with water.
You can cook the birds.
September 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
You can cook the birds.