🐝 TattooedBee🐝
@tattooedbee.bsky.social
Bald headed, tattooed, smart-assed, coconut/vanilla scented, CHD Mom 💙❤️, devoted better half, a renegade of funk, the office fanatic, wu-tang Killa bee, avett brothers connoisseur, Mr. Darcy obsessor, ordained minister, in love with my Vans & Chucks
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🐝 TattooedBee🐝
@tattooedbee.bsky.social
· Nov 25
Nibbles face when I told her the kids were home until Monday.......
I decided to take the day off tomorrow since I have a week of vacation I have to use before march, or I lose it.
I'm gonna sleep late, have brunch, drink lots of coffee & enjoy my me time! Then off to my tattoo appointment tomorrow!
Sounds like a day I've been needing!!
I'm gonna sleep late, have brunch, drink lots of coffee & enjoy my me time! Then off to my tattoo appointment tomorrow!
Sounds like a day I've been needing!!
February 12, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I decided to take the day off tomorrow since I have a week of vacation I have to use before march, or I lose it.
I'm gonna sleep late, have brunch, drink lots of coffee & enjoy my me time! Then off to my tattoo appointment tomorrow!
Sounds like a day I've been needing!!
I'm gonna sleep late, have brunch, drink lots of coffee & enjoy my me time! Then off to my tattoo appointment tomorrow!
Sounds like a day I've been needing!!
Audacity must be on sale because it is out of hand!
February 12, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Audacity must be on sale because it is out of hand!
Does anyone else get cold when you're super tired?
February 11, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Does anyone else get cold when you're super tired?
We have a new employee at the office. His name is Thomas and he is the cutest field mouse with tiny pink feet.
He's been here for about three weeks and he's the best employee we've hired lately 😂 he is incredibly cute!
He's been here for about three weeks and he's the best employee we've hired lately 😂 he is incredibly cute!
February 11, 2026 at 7:22 PM
We have a new employee at the office. His name is Thomas and he is the cutest field mouse with tiny pink feet.
He's been here for about three weeks and he's the best employee we've hired lately 😂 he is incredibly cute!
He's been here for about three weeks and he's the best employee we've hired lately 😂 he is incredibly cute!
Coworker: "My bur-ginia feels crunchy."
Me: *stunned & speechless*
CW: what?!
Me: I'm at a loss that you called your vagina a BUR-GINIA and the fact you said it's crunchy.
CW: well it's true.
Me: *blinks* sounds like you need to take the day & go to the doctor.
Y'all..... DEAD
Me: *stunned & speechless*
CW: what?!
Me: I'm at a loss that you called your vagina a BUR-GINIA and the fact you said it's crunchy.
CW: well it's true.
Me: *blinks* sounds like you need to take the day & go to the doctor.
Y'all..... DEAD
February 11, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Coworker: "My bur-ginia feels crunchy."
Me: *stunned & speechless*
CW: what?!
Me: I'm at a loss that you called your vagina a BUR-GINIA and the fact you said it's crunchy.
CW: well it's true.
Me: *blinks* sounds like you need to take the day & go to the doctor.
Y'all..... DEAD
Me: *stunned & speechless*
CW: what?!
Me: I'm at a loss that you called your vagina a BUR-GINIA and the fact you said it's crunchy.
CW: well it's true.
Me: *blinks* sounds like you need to take the day & go to the doctor.
Y'all..... DEAD
Why do certain men like to talk in circles while fellating themselves? In my experience, if you have to tell someone that you are something, you are most definitely not that thing.
February 11, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Why do certain men like to talk in circles while fellating themselves? In my experience, if you have to tell someone that you are something, you are most definitely not that thing.
Nibbles says "Give me all the milk!!!"
February 11, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Nibbles says "Give me all the milk!!!"
Watching my #32 practice and she's setting screens without realizing it! She's pretty bad ass!! Go Lightning ⚡🏀
February 10, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Watching my #32 practice and she's setting screens without realizing it! She's pretty bad ass!! Go Lightning ⚡🏀
Even as a cartoon, Nibbles is cute!
February 10, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Even as a cartoon, Nibbles is cute!
I wish I was a tune you sang in your kitchen
Putting your groceries away and washing your dishes
I could float around your tongue and ease the tension
And then when you were done you'd just quiet down
Putting your groceries away and washing your dishes
I could float around your tongue and ease the tension
And then when you were done you'd just quiet down
February 10, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I wish I was a tune you sang in your kitchen
Putting your groceries away and washing your dishes
I could float around your tongue and ease the tension
And then when you were done you'd just quiet down
Putting your groceries away and washing your dishes
I could float around your tongue and ease the tension
And then when you were done you'd just quiet down
Friday's tattoo, and I can't wait!!
February 10, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Friday's tattoo, and I can't wait!!
Always remember there was nothing worth sharing like the love that let us share our name.....
February 10, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Always remember there was nothing worth sharing like the love that let us share our name.....
I'm out of coffee. Help.
February 10, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I'm out of coffee. Help.
Mentally, I'm here.
February 9, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Mentally, I'm here.
The countdown is on! Tattoo time on Friday and I couldn't be happier!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 7:02 PM
The countdown is on! Tattoo time on Friday and I couldn't be happier!!!!
My face talks louder than I do.........
February 9, 2026 at 4:24 PM
My face talks louder than I do.........
Monday Advice:
If your breath is so bad that your entire office smells like it, you need to reevaluate your dental health. For fucking real.
If your breath is so bad that your entire office smells like it, you need to reevaluate your dental health. For fucking real.
February 9, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Monday Advice:
If your breath is so bad that your entire office smells like it, you need to reevaluate your dental health. For fucking real.
If your breath is so bad that your entire office smells like it, you need to reevaluate your dental health. For fucking real.
Has anyone else been watching The Beauty on FX??
February 8, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Has anyone else been watching The Beauty on FX??
Tacos with all the fixings for dinner!! It smells yummy! 🌮🌮
February 8, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Tacos with all the fixings for dinner!! It smells yummy! 🌮🌮
What kind of tasty snacks are you having for the Super Bowl?!
February 8, 2026 at 5:05 PM
What kind of tasty snacks are you having for the Super Bowl?!
Mouse is lounging tonight ❤️
February 8, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Mouse is lounging tonight ❤️
Nibbles says Hi!❤️
February 8, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Nibbles says Hi!❤️
Yummy pot of chili going and a big skillet of cornbread baking! Gonna be good while we watch Duke & Carolina!
Go Blue Devils!! 🏀
Go Blue Devils!! 🏀
February 7, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Yummy pot of chili going and a big skillet of cornbread baking! Gonna be good while we watch Duke & Carolina!
Go Blue Devils!! 🏀
Go Blue Devils!! 🏀