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Zipp Creamdale
@tawnyemperor.bsky.social
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 16h
meth dealer who is simply known in the community as Crystal Kevin
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 4d
I don't really know what you're talking about. I have a full normal life in Meatspace with a career and friends.
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 4d
if you aren't allowed to call people stupid assholes what is the point
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 4d
awful design
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 4d
holy shit they really made an entire website for hall monitor dorks
screenshot
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 4d
my issue is that nobody is being fun or stupid enough here
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 4d
how would I do that? also what you just said is maybe the dorkiest most cucked thing I've ever heard
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 4d
I'm honestly thinking about deleting my account on both apps and just taking up archery
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 4d
it's just this meme in website form
leftist memes be like meme
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 4d
if I scroll through there are is like 1 kind of funny post for every 20 of people doing some sort of hand-wringing analysis of some TV show or news article
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 4d
guys I am trying to enjoy this site but it is just people doing show-and-tell about their special interests and lecturing each other. where are all the goofs.
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 4d
:)
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 4d
this is also not funny for the record. you are bad at posting.
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 4d
dawg you really went there immediately like this is so embarrassing
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 4d
no I am being funny on the other site because it doesn't feel like an Elizabeth Warren book club there
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 4d
very very cool. text format would have gone crazy in 2018
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 4d
noted pedophile and beastiality enthusiast Jesse Singal?
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 4d
write literally a single funny post
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 4d
I cannot when the room is filled with humorless hall monitor chicken tendie leftists
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 4d
part of what drives funny moments on social media is tension, often between people who are normal and people who are monstrous and crazy. if you defang the beast you also lose a necessary friction.
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 4d
primarily that this site is incredibly sanitized and mostly filled with people patting each other on the back, so it's hard angle to work from a comedy perspective. the vibe on here is NPR fundraiser and that's simply a fun killer sorry
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 4d
it would be cool if people wrote funny posts on here too
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 4d
do they really delete posts on here if people aren't nice lmao
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · Sep 5
How dare you
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · Aug 28
Dumb ass
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