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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈
@tazntampa.bsky.social
Not handsome enough to be this big of an asshole, but here we are. The guy you warn people about before introducing me and never answer my call on speaker.

If your profile is Political posts and bitching about Trump, I'm not likely going to follow back.
“Just one more thing. You said the Epstein files were a Democratic hoax—cooked up by Obama, Hillary, and Biden. But here’s the part I can’t figure out: you were a confidential FBI informant on the Epstein case. So tell me, how exactly did the Democrats get you to spy on a hoax?”
September 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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SWALWELL: “The masks are terrorizing women.”

FOX: “Did you wear a mask in 2020?”

SWALWELL: “I’m not a cop. Cute gotcha though.”

( @ericswalwell.bsky.social also calls Jesse Watters “not a real man” in this clip that aired… on Watters show)
July 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
⚡BREAKING NEWS: Zelenskyy promises to reconcile Trump and Musk within 24 hours
June 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Never would I have thought Elon & Trump would break during Pride Month
June 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The things you find to watch when hiding in a cave, avoiding UV light due to eye surgery. This is a hard watch, intense, but a very good movie—recommended viewing.
A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints
The movie is a coming-of-age drama about a boy growing up in Astoria, N.Y., during the 1980s. As his friends end up dead, on drugs or in prison, he comes to believe he has been saved from their fate b...
www.hulu.com
April 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
There is no evidence that JD Vance killed the Pope. There is also no evidence that JD Vance did not kill the Pope.

In conclusion, JD Vance should be deported to El Salvador.
April 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
If you think immigrants are invading America, but Russia isn't invading Ukraine, you might be a MAGA.

By Trump's logic, the best thing we can do if we want peace is to just give the immigrants what they want.
April 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Everybody's about to understand why our great-grandmothers washed their aluminum foil and saved the bacon grease.
April 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Wait until the Cult realizes their MAGA Merch is about to get that China Tariff surcharge
a woman in a red dress is holding a microphone and shouting .
ALT: a woman in a red dress is holding a microphone and shouting .
media.tenor.com
April 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
April 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
A sleepy old guy saw nine consecutive quarters of record stock gains and job growth.

The smartest businessman and stable genius fucked it all up in eight weeks.
April 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
So let me get this straight: Donald Trump hit places with NO people and NO trade with the U.S. and imposed tariffs on an island full of penguins, but left Russia alone?

www.npr.org/2025/04/03/n...
Trump's tariffs are so far-reaching they include several remote, uninhabited islands
The global tariffs Trump announced this week include remote territories like Heard and McDonald Islands in the Indian Ocean that don't actually have human populations. Here's what to know about them.
www.npr.org
April 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
So, this is what ChatGPT thinks I would have looked like at my current age in 1890 - ngl, I'd do me...😍
March 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Pete Hegseth's "five things I did this week" email is gonna be lit.
March 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
To capitalize on this opportunity, in honor of Pete Hegseth, Signal is changing its name to "Whiskeyleaks."
March 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Yesterday King Charles was inspecting a British ship. He did so dressed as King of Canada, wearing Canadian military decorations and honours, including the Order of Canada and the Canadian Order of Military Merit. Sending the U.S.A. and the world a message, a LOUD message.
March 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The response from Frontier is insane - attacking the news for asking why they sent someone to a Collection Agency for charges for services NEVER provided. Frontier is acting like they are the victim!

www.wfla.com/8-on-your-si...
New Port Richey woman sent to collections for internet service she never received
Francine Leirer said she was stunned to get a “past due” bill for $78.20 last fall from Frontier because she never had their service.
www.wfla.com
March 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Hamburger Helper only works if the Hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help.
a person is holding a box of hamburger helper
ALT: a person is holding a box of hamburger helper
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
My husband: "The least you can do is take me out to dinner."

Me: "I don't go to dinner with married men."

My husband: "I'm your husband!!!"

Me: "I don't make exceptions."
January 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
TikTok is back, and I’m waiting for the follow-up vids from the creators that pulled the equivalent of whipping your dick out on a crashing plane only to find out it’s mild turbulence, and you now have an awkward 5 hours till Heathrow.
January 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The people wanting to invade Greenland say it’s too cold to go outside for the Inauguration. Let that sink in.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a piece of cauliflower on it .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a piece of cauliflower on it .
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
For your enjoyment and confirmation that all dreams can come true - sing like nobody's listening!

Abba - The Last Video
Abba - The Last Video
YouTube video by AbbaVEVO
youtu.be
January 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
January 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM