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Teakei
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I'm literally just some guy.
Labour FPTP supporters have always made little sense. In a hundred years, only four (!!) people have ever won Labour a majority in an election. Under a more proportional voting system, there would have been many more Labour PMs (as the heads of coalitions)
February 3, 2026 at 2:25 PM
The dementia must've made him forget about the ballroom.
February 1, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Which raises another question: Was Jeffrey Epstein a Twitch chatter?
January 31, 2026 at 12:07 AM
The difference is exactly what fascinates me. The CPC, GOP, etc. say absolutely insane things about opponents with a coherent worldview. What will Reform say about an opponent that doesn't? I can only imagine it will be hilarious (and then depressing, if they win..)
January 30, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Very curious to see how this phenomenon will manifest when Reform starts (more proactively) campaigning vs Lab.
January 30, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Something deeply unwell in people who cannot tell (feel?) the difference between "this person kind of annoys me sometimes" and "this person is basically Hitler and it is my personal Holocaust whenever I see one of their posts"
January 30, 2026 at 11:25 PM
The Seattle 69ers
January 30, 2026 at 11:20 PM
BoE independence solved monetary policy.

How about "Government Digital Service independence" to solve digitisation?
January 27, 2026 at 2:48 PM
The solution to all our problems is a thousand more seasons of BoB.
January 26, 2026 at 10:43 PM
There is Vanguard as a sort-of replacement.

evevanguard.com
Scifi Shooter | EVE Vanguard
EVE Vanguard is a sci-fi sandbox FPS where every fight, scavenged resource, and choice shapes a brutal, player-driven universe at war.
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January 24, 2026 at 6:59 PM
It's not too late for someone to make the Expanse MMO.
January 24, 2026 at 6:57 PM
The Stephen Harper comeback era begins.
January 24, 2026 at 2:09 PM
The entire width and breadth of Earth should be open to every man, woman, and child. Now and forever.
January 24, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Every nation should, but the only reason the US specifically is not a backwater is because it grew substantially through a policy of effectively open borders for a century. This only ended because of (extremely blatant!) racism.
January 24, 2026 at 1:57 PM
One player gets to spend several hours meticulously placing their units in an optimal defensive formation, while the other player gets to waits for them to finish and then walks away from the game.
January 23, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Need to start a gofundme to get him some operator kit:
- Suppressor (for his phone, so ICE can't hear him filming)
- Extended mags (SD cards so he can film ICE more)
- NVGs (so he can follow ICE at night)
January 22, 2026 at 1:59 PM
He's making sure to take inspiration from *all* the Axis powers.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koreshi...
Koreshige Inuzuka - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 21, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Can we cut to a face cam of Jake Tapper?
January 21, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Turns out we don't live in a simulation. We live in an ancient Greek satyr play.
January 21, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Gender.
January 21, 2026 at 2:47 PM
No, please, just leave him up there. It's the only way to contain him.
January 21, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Frankly I'm amazed they ever managed to brief him that Greenland isn't green.
January 21, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Airdrop a tiny wind turbine on the White House lawn as some sort of secular exorcism.
January 21, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Do you think Trump knows about weebs?
January 21, 2026 at 2:04 PM
"It's like fifteen 9/11s, but for egg prices."
January 20, 2026 at 2:25 PM