Opal
@tealopal.bsky.social
Me! 26 years old. Video games are my personality and I have crippling anxiety. YouTuber with TWO channels! https://youtube.com/@tealopal?si=hMqsEpWSpLdRzrk5
https://youtube.com/@opalreviewseverything?si=xKf4N6SWnsmR0m12
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Opal
@tealopal.bsky.social
· Oct 18
Howdy folks! I'm Opal. I like video games a whole lot and work at a movie theater. I make YouTube videos on the side. Here's my iconic r/malelivingspace.
New video is UP! Let's discuss the worst Mario characters! youtu.be/bkxdYRWRntc
The WORST Super Mario Characters!
YouTube video by Opal Reviews Everything
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November 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
New video is UP! Let's discuss the worst Mario characters! youtu.be/bkxdYRWRntc
New video is UP! Let's give Super Smash Bros. a proper Joke Character! youtu.be/mthvmdGwknM
Giving SUPER SMASH BROS. a Joke Character!
YouTube video by Opal Reviews Everything
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November 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
New video is UP! Let's give Super Smash Bros. a proper Joke Character! youtu.be/mthvmdGwknM
People think I stopped posting on here because it's a "dead platform" but it's actually just because I learned that shutting the fuck up is an EXTREMELY valuable skill, and to only say things when I actually have things to say. Someday y'all will learn this too.
October 27, 2025 at 4:46 AM
People think I stopped posting on here because it's a "dead platform" but it's actually just because I learned that shutting the fuck up is an EXTREMELY valuable skill, and to only say things when I actually have things to say. Someday y'all will learn this too.
New video is UP! Let's rank every boss in Luigi's Mansion! youtu.be/l2Xs9BosJnU
Ranking EVERY Portrait Ghost in Luigi's Mansion!
YouTube video by Opal Reviews Everything
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October 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
New video is UP! Let's rank every boss in Luigi's Mansion! youtu.be/l2Xs9BosJnU
New video is up! It's the Creepy, Disturbing, and Sad Nintendo Bosses Iceberg! (Also YouTube just added that new Hype feature, and I'm curious to see how it works, so if you enjoy, feel free to try it out!) Thanks so much all! youtu.be/X_N7jtGVmDY?...
Disturbing Nintendo Bosses Iceberg EXPLAINED
YouTube video by Opal Reviews Everything
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October 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
New video is up! It's the Creepy, Disturbing, and Sad Nintendo Bosses Iceberg! (Also YouTube just added that new Hype feature, and I'm curious to see how it works, so if you enjoy, feel free to try it out!) Thanks so much all! youtu.be/X_N7jtGVmDY?...
Convention ready #retrogamecon #retrogamecon2025
October 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Convention ready #retrogamecon #retrogamecon2025
I fucking love Skull Servant. I love my dumbshit 11k attack bone men who say "fuck the extra deck" and swing for massive damage with their raw calcium power. I live winning games against popular meta decks because my goofy skeleton has big number. If Wightbaking gets limited it'll be my 13th reason.
September 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I fucking love Skull Servant. I love my dumbshit 11k attack bone men who say "fuck the extra deck" and swing for massive damage with their raw calcium power. I live winning games against popular meta decks because my goofy skeleton has big number. If Wightbaking gets limited it'll be my 13th reason.
"We make fun of brainrot and zoomer memes but we watched Gmod TF2 Ragdoll videos as kids"
August 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
"We make fun of brainrot and zoomer memes but we watched Gmod TF2 Ragdoll videos as kids"
New video is UP! Let's find the biggest problems with my favorite games. youtu.be/_xHP3_Pff3Q
The Biggest Flaws With My Favorite Games
YouTube video by Opal Reviews Everything
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July 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
New video is UP! Let's find the biggest problems with my favorite games. youtu.be/_xHP3_Pff3Q
Single player FPS games and campaign modes in FPS's are so fucking cool.
July 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Single player FPS games and campaign modes in FPS's are so fucking cool.
VRChat players will log on, encounter some of the most vile and depraved human behavior possible, log off, go "oh well I'm sure that won't happen again", and then willfully log on again and experience the same thing the very next day, every day without fail.
July 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
VRChat players will log on, encounter some of the most vile and depraved human behavior possible, log off, go "oh well I'm sure that won't happen again", and then willfully log on again and experience the same thing the very next day, every day without fail.
Found a boxed copy of TTYD for only $50 at a Gamestop in 2025. Would have scooped it up if I didn't already own one.
June 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Found a boxed copy of TTYD for only $50 at a Gamestop in 2025. Would have scooped it up if I didn't already own one.
New video is UP! Let's see how many Pokemon Moves you or me could learn! youtu.be/ovth15IElF4 (also I wanna thank @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social for directly inspiring this video and giving me the okay to make it!)
How Many Pokemon Moves Could a Normal Person Learn?
YouTube video by Opal Reviews Everything
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June 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
New video is UP! Let's see how many Pokemon Moves you or me could learn! youtu.be/ovth15IElF4 (also I wanna thank @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social for directly inspiring this video and giving me the okay to make it!)
I've been playing through Deltarune for the first time recently after only playing through Undertale once in 2015 and watching a playthrough of Chapter 1 when it was new, and this has been my reaction the whole time.
June 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I've been playing through Deltarune for the first time recently after only playing through Undertale once in 2015 and watching a playthrough of Chapter 1 when it was new, and this has been my reaction the whole time.
If you were offered a large sum of money to read a modern Yugioh card out loud, and then accurately recite its function in-game to the nearest person, I'm confident you would walk away poor.
June 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
If you were offered a large sum of money to read a modern Yugioh card out loud, and then accurately recite its function in-game to the nearest person, I'm confident you would walk away poor.
New video! youtu.be/3LVJQILGFmc
The BEST Vacation Spot in Super Mario Sunshine
YouTube video by Opal Reviews Everything
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May 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
New video! youtu.be/3LVJQILGFmc
Red Dead Redemption 2: *Kills your favorite character in the most brutal, gut-wrenching way possible*
The side quest you do five minutes later:
The side quest you do five minutes later:
May 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Red Dead Redemption 2: *Kills your favorite character in the most brutal, gut-wrenching way possible*
The side quest you do five minutes later:
The side quest you do five minutes later:
Just beat Red Dead Redemption 2 for the first time, and I gotta say, it's crazy how everyone who said this is one of the best games ever made were 100% unambiguously correct. Love it when a game lives up to the hype.
May 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Just beat Red Dead Redemption 2 for the first time, and I gotta say, it's crazy how everyone who said this is one of the best games ever made were 100% unambiguously correct. Love it when a game lives up to the hype.
I'm happy to report that Bridget is the ONLY DLC character in Strive with "Overwhelmingly Positive" reviews on Steam.
May 27, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I'm happy to report that Bridget is the ONLY DLC character in Strive with "Overwhelmingly Positive" reviews on Steam.
My friends when my depressed ass doesn't want to come to McDonald's
May 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
My friends when my depressed ass doesn't want to come to McDonald's
If I ever put a Soyjak, a Pepe, or a Steam review in one of my thumbnails, you have permission to kill me dead.
May 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
If I ever put a Soyjak, a Pepe, or a Steam review in one of my thumbnails, you have permission to kill me dead.
Quotes said by fighting game characters during their level three supers right before the big explosion that does most of the move's damage are my aesthetic.
May 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Quotes said by fighting game characters during their level three supers right before the big explosion that does most of the move's damage are my aesthetic.
For some reason, YouTube lists the "Ernest" movies as all being from 2022, which is funny when you consider that Jim Varney (their lead actor) had been dead for over two decades at that point.
May 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
For some reason, YouTube lists the "Ernest" movies as all being from 2022, which is funny when you consider that Jim Varney (their lead actor) had been dead for over two decades at that point.